/smg/ - Stock Market General

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....so when do the lines start going back up?

Mrs. Russell won't even be able to consent anymore after tomorrow.

SOMEBODY GET ME FUCKING RAMBO AND CHUCK NORRIS TO DEAL WITH THIS PUTIN FAGGOTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BROS I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN ON WHATS HAPPENING, SO FAR I GATHERED THE FOLLOWING

>PUTIN INSIDE UKRAINE
>TAKEN OVER SOME CITIES
>SANCTIONS IMPOSED ON RUSSIA
>TANKS ROLLING INTO UKRAINE
>???

IS PUTIN DECLARING WAR? WHATS HAPPENING

The moment you sell

Anons will the market fall more when Biden is impeached after midterms? Serious question. Or will it go up on impeachment?

now

At least my oil is up......
COPIUM

That is how it usually works, actually...

March 15

YOU'RE LIVING THROUGH THE ENDTIMES
youtu.be/-pVvj5CMcPk

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bombing in kiev

RIP CYRPTO
Bitcoin going down on war news, when it should be going up, shows how stupid this thing is.
Ill stick to the Jewish stock market.

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Someone get all the twitter witches to solve this problem

Karkiv or whatever this shit hole is called stream:
youtu.be/H7ZbVufqW3s

Yep he declared a special military operation to remove nazis and xoxols from Donbas.

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Putin declaring war while the entire virgin UN convenes to denounce him is the most based move by a politician since 1939

>actually happening
Ye boi

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>surely the Germans will only take the Rhineland, it's ethnically German after all

I tried to warn them

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Putin says in televised speech announcing war: “A couple of words for those who would be tempted to intervene. Russia will respond immediately and you will have consequences that you never have had before in your history.”

Is this bullish?

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my oil calls are printing

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>two threads ago I said tomorrow we would open at 410
>now we will open spy at sub 400
wew lads.

Oil bros... its finally our time

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yea, that went well for hitler. see, the west acts stupid and you fucks eat it up but in the end they get what they want.

>-2% ON NASDAQ FUTURES
>-2% ON NASDAQ FUTURES
>-2% ON NASDAQ FUTURES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE HEADING INTO A GLOBAL RECESSION. Sell while you still can or enjoy losing all your money.

Trump did this!

Dont care, not my problem. Sign up with that crackhead Hunter.

why did I begin stock trading full time in January 2020. If I started in 2010 it would have been the calmest shit ever

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL!!!

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putin's getting a pass with ukraine since no one cares but if he tries going anywhere else he runs too much risk. russia would end up a total chernobyl

turns out being a weak ass faggot continent (yurop) has some consequences

sell everything else
buy O I L

WHY COULDNT HE WAIT TO INVADE UNTIL MARKETS WERE OPEN THIS MIGHT END UP BEING A NOTHINGBURGER BEFOR EMARKET OPENS BECAUSE THE TROOPS MIGHT STOP SHORT AND NOT ACTUALLY INVADE

OIL CHADS WAGMI

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fuck this I'm back to being all cash

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT SILVER FUTURES

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futures dont really matter to those who dont trade futures right now
theres an entirely different game going on there
dont worry about it

im not falling for this again

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Link the speech. Need to hear it for myself.

yeah, as a voting American citizen I propose we withdraw all troops from Europe immediately

>losing
Let those divvies drip cheapies for 20 years baby

STICKY UP ON POL
>STICKY UP ON POL

STICKY UP ON POL
>STICKY UP ON POL

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!

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Um do I buy calls tomorrow or will this cause a dump for weeks?

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RETARD THEY KNOW NOBODY WILL DO SHIT THE WEST ARE PUSSY BITCHES

shit's already blowing up in various cities

OIL BROS LETS FUCKING GO

>yfw we close green tomorrow

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We will never see a green day again.

Wait, that means it will de-escalate.. buying tomorrow

THEY WILL HOLD SOME TRANS RIGHTS MARCHES TO SHOW PUTIN HE'S A MEANY

Buying tomorrow. Can't get any worse. Been selling on rumors now the news is here. Buy the news.

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How does 80% lower sound?

Nothingburgerbros.... what the FUCK is this?!

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DEATH TO UKRAINE THE FALSE NATION. ITS WAR LETS FUCKING GO SEND THE ZOOMER BRIGADES IN

Google it yourself lazy western pig blyat

you know bidens going to have to bite the bullet. he didn't want to do it because it would drive up inflation and cost everyone more money at the pumps. but he is going to do it because he's the OG BOOMER. he's going to sanction russian oil and gas.

I mean if ukrainians just retreat back then everything will be fine right???

OILLLLLLLLBROOSSSSS HOLD ME

so, is tomorrow the bottom or this is gonna get worse?x

How bro? I just looked at silver price... pretty nuts. Have no idea how to look at futures

CEASE FIRE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

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Yes actually. The market will realize its a nothing burger in relation to them and will move on.

Do they have evidence to their headline?

CNN are trustworthy people, you should follow their advice

That move actually worked out brilliantly for him, initially. It wasn't until 1942-1943 that the war started to turn.

And he could have avoided all of that by not wasting planes on bombing britain and also not declaring on the soviets or americans.

this is not that kinda situation user, this is not a 10-k or a fucking press release lol

What do I buy?

Kneegrow he’s going in at 5am over there, daylight invasion videos will be plastered all over tv by the time you wake up for breakfast

YES BUT THE ARMY WONT MOVE IN PAST UKRAINE AND THEY PROBALY WONT EVEN GO INTO WESTERN UKRAINE

Bro, explosions heard in Kyiv

>futures dont really matter to those who dont trade futures right now
>theres an entirely different game going on there
>dont worry about it

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WW3 is the worst case scenario

BASED LETS GO PUTIN TRUE SAVIOR OF THE WEST

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Shut the fuck up faggot pussy. I have the karkov stream up and nonthing. One fucking explosion. When i was in spec ops i could do that daily. Munch my fucking taint.

SOMETHINGBURGER
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA

I just hope both teams have fun. :)

I'M OFFICIALLY FOMING INTO GOLD

Ok. I’m going to Walmart to get canned food and a few emergency supplies. If China invaded Taiwan we are fucked.

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AHHHHHHHH THE ONE TIME I LISTENED TO YOU “ITS NOTHINGBURGER, JUST POLITICAL THEATRE LOL” FAGGOTS AND I HOLD CALLS OVERNIGHT HOPING FOR A BOUNCE BACK.


AHHHHHHHHH

I should not have bought two weeks ago. fucking hell man. I was doing so well and was at my ATH two weeks ago and now I'm down 2.5k probably 3k by tomorrow on my 17k portfolio. might have to capitulate at open

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I feel like CNN has said stuff like this before and later had to come out and say they were wrong and it's a false alarm

I'm so mad! I forgot to save that video Trump posted where he photoshopped CNN into one of the WWE matches he was in. I would reply with that but I didn't think TWTR was dumb enough to remove his account and all the gold that was in it.

UVXYsisters !!!

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its just part of the chaos and confusion invasion model. probably just some spec ops saboteurs

I'm going tomorrow morning lol, they stock shelves right now

>futes are -1.5%
lol I fuckin warned you idiots

Any history chads? When the USSR dissolved everyone thought the Russian Empire would reform within 20 years. How quickly we forget.

worry about futures at 4am is what im saying
nothing you can do about it anyway

>if

NIGGA, ITS A FUCKING WHEN AND THAT'S 100% GUARANTEED YOU ELECT FAGGOT PUSSIES YOU GET PUSSY RESULTS

lol no. if putin tried to go into somewhere like poland he would be signing his death certificate. the west will absolutely not allow him to go beyond the ukrainian shithole.

WHAT DO I FUCKING BUY /SMG/
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WHAT DO I FUCKING BUY /SMG/
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If you are getting drafted
Is it a good idea to hold stocks?
Oh wait Im unvaxxed kek.

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he already did slomo. keep up. US economy is fucking toast.

we might unironically hit $100 this week at this rate

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EXIT EVERYTHING AAAAA
twitter.com/Global_Mil_Info/status/1496685438903463941

idi umri za Izrail'. zapadnaya svin'ya Blyat!

>fell to the war fud

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do NOT lump my wife Mona with degenerates like you, use lum pics or something

Based bogged user

Eh, might as well throw $500 at it and forget about it for a few years. It's technically an asset, even if it's a shitty one, and it's good to have exposure to all classes.

buy oil
sell everything else
simple

look again

it's clickbait. it never ends up being true

Toilet paper.

>I sold covered calls against my positions today
I made a little dodo but I should still profit

where are you guys at where you're worried about food supplies?

Sorry, i dont read or speak retard.

Be there at open in case China fucks up later in the day. If China makes a move, everyone will be at shartmart. Good luck.

lmao I timed this so perfectly

going to sell at open for a 50k gain

easiest short of my LIFE

lmao if Putin takes Kyiv and the west does nothing, 100% Taiwan will be invaded by the end of the year

WATCH THIS STREAM YOU CAN SEE THE MISSILES

You can watch it live and hear the explosions going off

>FUTES
AIIIIIIIIIE

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I was going tomorrow anyway

Please anons, I beg you to watch this video. It can save your life once we reach DEFCON 0
youtu.be/LWH4tWkZpPU

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CIA missiles

It’s preemptive. If shit goes bad, the pharmacies and big stores will be extremely difficult to manage or get anything useful.

People panic when they are scared

Gonna need a few timestamps to believe you.

...

The West is so fucking pathetic, entire Balkans is dunzo

young
dumb
and full of cum

and this is why the market will be pumping by open

I'm only 50% cash

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>imagine holding SOXL right now.

YIKES

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Let's do this Any Forumseaners!

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SOXS SPXS AND PUTS ON EVERYTHING

I am financially ruined

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SILJ calls/leaps. Youll thank me in a few months.

How many milligrams of Copium are you taking user?

Problem is taiwan can deliver a missle directly into 3gd and they wont even blink to do it

Vote better next time.

>futures
I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK AT THE MARKET TOMORROW

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>unvaxxed
>Undraftable
>I have a grenade ready to be rigged to my door just in case they come for me

DEATH TO AMERICA AND ZOGBOTS I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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Russell 2000 back to Dec 1st, 2020 levels lmao

where are you at where you're close enough for it to be an issue though? i mean if you're in america i don't get it...

i've never seen futures this bad

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Votes dont matter

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

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uhh

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Ukrainians are probably celebrating that they're finally joining Russia

I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

when the bubble pops it should go down at least 35%, maybe 50%

where have you been?
keep the updates coming

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SOXL SISTERS. IM HYPERVENTILATING

Based BC

Fuck they coordinated invasions

It won't stop dumping...
This is gonna recover by the time markets open right bros?

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Time to short TSM

SHIPS CROSSING INTO TAIWANESE WATERS

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dont wake the bulls bro

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lmao

Yikes, a retard in the thread

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I fucking wish

Tomorrow is going to be a margin call and leverage clearing day, SOXL lows coming

fuck Ukraine desu

yup retard is right here

UVXY 43c's at market open 5$ over the ask price so they get filled first before mine.

Do you want to deal with Walmart next week if China invades Taiwan????

People aren’t stupid and many will get the idea that maybe it’s time to get last minute essentials before they vanish from the shelves

>futes

Ummmm bros

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makes sense really.