>bulls repeating the 2018 maneuver Ukraine irrelevant. We must shit our diapers as hard as possible mumubros. If we shit hard enough, the money cocaine will not be taken away from us. *shits*
Camden Rivera
Why not just short the 3x LETFs when the market gets super volatile?
Ayden Wright
Which brand retard
Robert Gomez
Barbeque nigga SHIT
Liam Cooper
>sell off because the invasion that was supposed to happen two weeks ago is happening two weeks later >invasion doesn't happen again Will they learn not to sell off when the Biden Administration says something or no?
Jonathan Wilson
so when are fuckers gonna buy puts so we can have some gamma to pump this gay market why would they not be buying puts with the market down 20% and no support?
>Explosions have been heard in the Ukrainian port city of Mariupol, as fears mount that shelling is underway.
>Residents in the city, which is located in south eastern Ukraine, have been woken up at 3.30am this morning by blasts 30 miles from the Russian border.
UKRAINE HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST. A FALSE NATION AND A FALSE PEOPLE. COSSACK NIGGERS GET THE ROPE.
Ian Taylor
A little friendly destruction of air defenses is a complete nothingburger bro!
Caleb Torres
The correct answer is always ranch
Asher Mitchell
Incredible the first confirmation of war publicly could be Twitter from marco
Ryan Perez
Volatility works both ways user. Old farts say that almost nobody makes money in a bear market, because bulls just get dumped on and confident bears get rekt due to massive rallies caused by the bulls' thinking things look oversold
Liam Jones
>why yes I base my investments on zerohedge >portfolio? >longing gold of course >shorting tesla every check bro >stacking barrels of oil too
What’s so great about this game just looks like a dark souls knockoff?
Isaac Reed
all of them, but XOM mostly
Jacob Ward
So why the fuck is a localized conflict in two countries largely irrelevant to global markets supposed to affect anything again?
Jayden Ross
>seeing ER hype everywhere it's gunna suck isn't it
Nolan Young
Both are true statements and need no correction. Why did you change it?
Jeremiah Ross
But it hit 4200 and now it's holding support...
John Stewart
MRO, CLR, and PXD both seem like solid mid- to large-cap US shale choices. You can get more upside as you go to smaller or recently bankrupt shale players but of course they will probably crater if oil ever drops (or go bankrupt again lol). You can also just go CVX/XOM if you want to unleash your inner boomer but be aware that they also own refineries and literal gas stations so they're more of a distillates play than oil proper.
GUSH and NRGU for the leverage trannies XOM Boomer big fat boy, slow and steady OXY and OXY warrants, for degenerate debt fighters who don't mind an insane female CEO SU and CNQ for those faggots that keep buying Canadian shit because of muh value
Nicholas Thomas
UCO, GUSH, NRGU. VET, XOM if you want companies.
Camden Russell
everything bad that happens in the US is Russia's fault wake the fuck up faggot, we have always been at war with easteurope
Jayden Morris
cossacks were gulaged user. its just hick russians now
Josiah Garcia
Is he sitting on Twitter while in the loop? Or is he home drunk watching the news. Why would they let him break the news
Noah Morris
He said that 20min ago Fuck if I know but I know that neocon faggot is plugged into the establishment Priced in bro I know right While your folio dies like fart in the wind
Kayden Bailey
GTE for complimentary esposas colombiana
Luke Harris
energy prices effect every industry
Ayden Nguyen
Oil will continue going up $1 a day until morale improves around here
Hunter Gray
For Canadians, HUC.TO. I was shilling that thing back in 2020.