/smg/ - Stock Market General

All according to plan edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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WHAT SAUCE SHOULD I ORDER WITH MY TENDIES I NEES SOME FUQING ANSWERS

futes already recovering. sleep peacefully bros we're seeing green tomorrow.

Check Marco Rubio Twitter

>thread theme
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>bulls repeating the 2018 maneuver
Ukraine irrelevant. We must shit our diapers as hard as possible mumubros.
If we shit hard enough, the money cocaine will not be taken away from us.
*shits*

Why not just short the 3x LETFs when the market gets super volatile?

Which brand retard

Barbeque nigga SHIT

>sell off because the invasion that was supposed to happen two weeks ago is happening two weeks later
>invasion doesn't happen again
Will they learn not to sell off when the Biden Administration says something or no?

so when are fuckers gonna buy puts so we can have some gamma to pump this gay market
why would they not be buying puts with the market down 20% and no support?

go putin!

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always has been

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>not having a sauce you like in the house

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10545389/BREAKING-NEWS-Explosions-heard-Ukraine-port-city-Mariupol.html

>Explosions have been heard in the Ukrainian port city of Mariupol, as fears mount that shelling is underway.

>Residents in the city, which is located in south eastern Ukraine, have been woken up at 3.30am this morning by blasts 30 miles from the Russian border.

ids habbinin
wait for the media to catch up

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>2022
>Giving a fuck about jew vs jew wars

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Sadly its not and I'm gonna have to close my put spreads and buy different puts with my profits

Marco Rubio is tweeting something

that doesn't seem as trustworthy of a source as buck tardwater

I have your sauce right here
*unzips*

Lincoln logs

Im gonna need you to shit harder. Preferably in a sprinkler fashion.

Oh good, Mumu, I see you're getting along well with our new tiger friend.

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qrd me on popular oil stocks?

>IT’S FUCKING OGRE

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F

Whoa! There partner! Cant stay in any position for too long!

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>two weeks later
>it finally starts
>user says it's over
wdym by this??

KEEP TWEETING JEWBIO!

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why does little marco try to break news?

UKRAINE HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST. A FALSE NATION AND A FALSE PEOPLE. COSSACK NIGGERS GET THE ROPE.

A little friendly destruction of air defenses is a complete nothingburger bro!

The correct answer is always ranch

Incredible the first confirmation of war publicly could be Twitter from marco

Volatility works both ways user. Old farts say that almost nobody makes money in a bear market, because bulls just get dumped on and confident bears get rekt due to massive rallies caused by the bulls' thinking things look oversold

>why yes I base my investments on zerohedge
>portfolio?
>longing gold of course
>shorting tesla every check bro
>stacking barrels of oil too

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>ISRAEL HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST. A FALSE NATION AND FALSE PEOPLE. KHAZARIAN NIGGERS GET THE ROPE.
ftfy

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Only real niggas take delivery of oil futures and put it in their backyard pool

WWIII better not start before I get to finish playing Elden Ring

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>Another fucking absolutely nothing
I sleep

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lads what are the chad oil stocks?

I HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL TECH TRANNIES IN THIS THREAD! GATHER ROUND!
PLEASE GIVE YOUR ATTENTION TO THE ATTACHED WEBM!

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What’s so great about this game just looks like a dark souls knockoff?

all of them, but XOM mostly

So why the fuck is a localized conflict in two countries largely irrelevant to global markets supposed to affect anything again?

>seeing ER hype everywhere
it's gunna suck isn't it

Both are true statements and need no correction. Why did you change it?

But it hit 4200 and now it's holding support...

MRO, CLR, and PXD both seem like solid mid- to large-cap US shale choices. You can get more upside as you go to smaller or recently bankrupt shale players but of course they will probably crater if oil ever drops (or go bankrupt again lol). You can also just go CVX/XOM if you want to unleash your inner boomer but be aware that they also own refineries and literal gas stations so they're more of a distillates play than oil proper.

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Marco Rubio is probably retarded though, bet he is home watching news?

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RUBIO RUBIO RUBIO

GUSH and NRGU for the leverage trannies
XOM Boomer big fat boy, slow and steady
OXY and OXY warrants, for degenerate debt fighters who don't mind an insane female CEO
SU and CNQ for those faggots that keep buying Canadian shit because of muh value

UCO, GUSH, NRGU. VET, XOM if you want companies.

everything bad that happens in the US is Russia's fault wake the fuck up faggot, we have always been at war with easteurope

cossacks were gulaged user. its just hick russians now

Is he sitting on Twitter while in the loop? Or is he home drunk watching the news. Why would they let him break the news

He said that 20min ago
Fuck if I know but I know that neocon faggot is plugged into the establishment
Priced in bro
I know right
While your folio dies like fart in the wind

GTE for complimentary esposas colombiana

energy prices effect every industry

Oil will continue going up $1 a day until morale improves around here

For Canadians, HUC.TO. I was shilling that thing back in 2020.