/smg/ - Stock Market General

Janny-chan Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing:
pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options 101
pastebin.com/gqGwNT6C

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
lum-chan.com/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
tradingview.com

>Back testing your portfolio:
portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>Leveraged ETFs for europoors
pastebin.com/2CBkJMHL

>What's jpow doing?
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com

>user's stock ticker prices script
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/424711-Any Forums-bizantine-numbers

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autism

Cathie has been selling AQB every day for weeks now but I remain undeterred.

I will keep holding AQB on my memestock watchlist till it’s delisted.

Let's g0000000000000

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only up from here

My plays have all gone south, and my puts i bought to balance it out might be too short dated, oohhhh man
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All you have to do is buy CORN and hold until may and you will make it

NERVOUS
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Of course Cathie sells some that's how ETFs work. I feel like I'm the only one who understands that.

Just buy the June (May?) contract

Why would you buy a contract to hold that far out? Theta will steal all of your gains...

I bought DWAC.
Feels good.

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Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

I am never going to financially recover from Joe Biden.

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Has anyone heard of a little thing called ARKK?

Yolandi says puts.

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The Biden Bull Run continues

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So hyperinflation it is.

Is SOXL a good long term hold? Are semiconductors a meme?

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quantumconductors will obsolete semis and soxl will go to 0 in a single day

Why do you think semiconductors are a meme? They are literally used everywhere. But its a real boom/bust industry

No. Zoomers want semiconductors in every single thing. Smart toilets, smart fridges, smart dildos which you can remotely control,... list goes on and on user. Just buy and hold

Everyone was memeing David Soxlstein but it turns out his real birth name was David Soxloff, he's a Russian Jew.

but wouldn't semiconductor manufacturing companies being held in SOXL like Nvidia and AMD just switch to manufacturing quantum?

You buy ZCK2022

No, the May futures contract ZCK2.

Any Auscunts in here? What are the best brokers for us? I can't even open an account with Fidelity because their site is straight up broken and it won't accept any name you enter.

OSTK &TZROP CHADS
WE DID IT

WE DID A THING

(Ignore the absolutely retarded windbag source. I’d think fox business could do better than this turd.)

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