/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing:
pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options 101
pastebin.com/gqGwNT6C

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
lum-chan.com/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
tradingview.com

>Back testing your portfolio:
portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>Leveraged ETFs for europoors
pastebin.com/2CBkJMHL

>What's jpow doing?
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com

>user's stock ticker prices script
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/424711-Any Forums-bizantine-numbers

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youtu.be/SW9H1b7zXUY
archive.wakarimasen.moe/biz/search/text/bunny cunny/
youtube.com/watch?v=C8-Yslv4PME
youtu.be/Kfe6d6MzeLM
youtube.com/watch?v=ez73DdwTFsI
youtube.com/watch?v=6FgNxe1f5ck
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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

It's STILL dumping. Where's the FUCKING support?!

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first for fuck trannies

youtube.com/watch?v=joRERZ_9-iU

We’ll, I tried.

Thanks for baking user.

first for nigger

no cap im at my whites end

should i go all in and short the vix?

the vix is developing a head and shoulders pattern

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Should have bought SARK.

Keep the racism and antisemitism to a minimum or the janny won't let you have these threads anymore. :^)

OIL CHADS WTF IS UP

Why are oil stocks down today if Brent and WTI are up? Should I buy the dip?

No one wants to buy puts so we're continuing to drill lower.

It's literally just copy and paste. You didn't try, you failed.

youtube.com/watch?v=joRERZ_9-iU
youtube.com/watch?v=joRERZ_9-iU
youtube.com/watch?v=joRERZ_9-iU

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP, HE HAS TO SIT
EVERY TIME HE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HIS INNER THIGH
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
HE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY PEPE, KEK, AND DONALD TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR HE'LL TAKE A DUMP

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>Russia now evacuation all diplomats from Ukraine

It's all ogre now

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Aight reposting since the other thread died.

Someone give me a stock to short. I have a investment management class with fake money requiring me to short 3 stocks by the end of today.

First for fuck zoomers

They work here for FREE

im jewish

im allowed to be racist

Give it another 30 minutes. He needs his stimulants.

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>Oh no a senile old man talks into the void
Shut up namefaggot

Fuck you kike I do what I want

I have never wished death upon someone genuinely before, but today I truly hope that every bull nigger in this general dies.
I bought into your stupid fucking bullshit and look at us now. “Oh no one cares about Ukraine” “Oh it’s all priced in” “Oh but vanna charm and dix”
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

we buying during the explosions or 3 days after

This has to be the bottom right?

anyone else notice things like light bulbs and batteries don't fucking last for shit anymore?

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Hey look another faggot zoomer who thought he could just trust the internet of faggots. Clown

>the stream still haven't start yet
I want to sleep already.

Everyone who was proclaiming recent DIX prints to be bullish has never read a single paper off of the squeeze metrics website. Otherwise they would know that recent DIX prints were actually bearish due to high retail participation.

I’m fucking phone posting. How come you desktop and laptop fags can’t bake a god damn thread? How lazy can you be that a PHONE POSTER has to do all the work?

Get fucked

SPY will reach 333

I have seen it in a vision

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No. LEDS last for fucking ever.

>switches to puts
>gets liquidated in the pump when nothing happens
>nothing ever happens

patience sirs. do the dutiful and just stop looking at your broker and go to the gym or something

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>-4% pm
>8% swing up to +4%
>8% swing down to -4%
ffs Biden just speak already

>Someone give me a stock to short. I have a investment management class with fake money requiring me to short 3 stocks by the end of today.
SQ
FB
PYPL

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Literally pick anything you stupid asshole

literally any stock, it's dumping like hell

To think I was going to long ARKK at $142 but decided not to.

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>market dumping when basically nothing has changed
imagine how hard the market will shit itself when the actual invasion happens lmao

Aren't zoomers fucked enough? They only have the 10$ that the millenials dropped while they were being mugged, and it's already lost 75 cents to daily inflation

>forgot to check the market for the last 4 hours
>bulls were saying it would bounce BIGLY
>come back
>STRAIGHT
>TO
>ZERO
Man, I'm really tired of permabulltards. Days and days of red but these niggers keep coming in here insisting that this little bounce is the big reversal.

youtube.com/watch?v=2cyQPN5xQtU

EarthCam Live: Kyiv, Ukraine

Because I don't bake for other men, and I certainly don't do it for free.

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Post theme:
youtu.be/SW9H1b7zXUY
We bears tried to warn you.

just be patient, faggot, we might be due for another leg down but we are very close to support. ukraine is fake and gay, even if there was all-out-war happening right now it barely affects the world economy. short term (next 2 weeks) bull thesis is still valid. set stop losses in case it's not and we break support.

Vanna charm guy is CRBPajeet. He wants you to lose money.

i've been replacing everything this with LEDs as they burn out. Haven't had to replace one of those yet and I think the ones i did in the kitchen have been there like 5 years now.

I GOT
NO MONEY
NO GOOD TRADES
NO GF
NO LUNCH

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>Paying real money to use fake money to lose money...
Tranny's and gentlemen, a zoomer faggot

2 motherfucking minutes until our titties are deflated
6 hours until my 666th day as a waiter

i actually bought a box of walmart brand efficiency bulbs the ones that dont look like lightbulbs and are more like spaghetti or something anyway that was like 4 or 5 years ago and the 1 bulb i use to light this room STILL works despite being on 16 hours a day

Is there a better breeder than JLH.

I think not.

Best part is led light fixtures you can’t just buy a new bulb, you have to buy an entire (((new))) fixture

unironically the bunny faggot deserves to get his posts deleted

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SEND IN THE KAREN


QUICKKKKKKKKKKKK

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No, they're willfully ignorant. The fucking has only started

Volume on SOXL is almost pre market levels right now. Everyone is waiting for Biden to shit himself and mumble for 20 minutes ffs.

hurrr act all bearish now huh you fucking nigger? stupid mother fucking little faggot. i wish i could meet you, i’d stomp your fucking head in until it was just a pile of mush.

If you like censorship, I know the perfect stock for you!

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>SOXL bounces off $38 four times in two trading sessions now

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AAAAAA I SHOULDVE SOLD THE PUMP THIS MORNING. Well I did on one holding partially but Im still down after the pump faded and brought my SOXL further down then it was this morning.

Good I dont want a war. Pfft disgusting really its not our problem but they seem bent on it. They want it so bad they can go and risk their own lives rather than sitting back and letting the young suffer for their causes.

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I'm boycotting everything Ukrainian until they give back all the land they stole from Russia, which is the entire country.

I choose to side with him over a jannie any day.

ur just jealous that ur a failure of anime fan and really know nothing about the stuff

Learning that white guys on Any Forums were equally niggerish to pajeets but with a little more smarts was a big redpill that stung. Definitely one of the shittier boards on Any Forums. When shitcoins had their second wave in 2020 so many faggots would rugpull for minimal gains. Literally starving animals.

bulls love lies. enjoy the bull trap.

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based

Unironically kys. Bunny cunny is based and keeps the jannies distracted

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Nah you wouldn't and no I'm not

You got dumped on lad, it’s over.

EOD green
Screencap

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What the fuck is this real?

wait i can't advertise my fiance's only fans on trump social? what's the fucking point?

Reminder: half of the world's palladium comes out of Russia

Thinking about dropping my bitf right now and buying some puts

archive.wakarimasen.moe/biz/search/text/bunny cunny/
>14 pages
pedos get the rope

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FOUR, another overvalued fintech shitter.

idk if you guys are talking about me? but i just started posting Any Forums maybe for 1 month?

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You didn't learn shit about white guys you brown piece of shit. It's anonymous, you're assuming which makes you a dumb fucking nigger, good luck niggity noggity

I do have to say if it wasnt for them id be up over 10k by staying cash. Instead im down heavily cause of their constant permabulling. Well theyre probably down even harder than me. Than again i suspect most of those permabulls are 3 figure accounts so idk if they care as much

ok it needs to be said
just fucking pump this nigger market

Like trump but this trash is destined to fail, and you have to pay to join? Yeah no thanks, fuck that.

You can't say you support Russia or criticize jews like yourself, baggie. You might actually like it there kike.

Imagine if these boards were filled with constructive or useful information instead of crap like this.

Realize that these boards are always full of crap like this with not one God damn bit of useful information or useful contribution.

Realize that the entire market is full of clowns like his flocking and herding.

You will lose everything and you deserve to. I pray for your demise and will take joy in it. I feel fulfilled and satisfied at the thought of worthless wastes of flesh losing everything they have.

anyone ever work for booz allen hamilton? thoughts?

Feels like everyone here is on edge today.

I WISH... THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME...
CUZ NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE!!!

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uhhhhhhhhh how do we feel about this post niggerbros???

>S&P below 4300
Beautiful

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Truth Social clearly isn’t a free speech website. Any Forums is about as close to free speech as you can get and no one will advertise except porn sites.

Truth Social appears to be a place where you can express political views. Not a place where you can yell “nigger nigger nigger” all day. They want to attract advertisers. Also, if they allowed free speech completely, bad actors would just come and say super racist things to CNN could write stories about how bad the website is.

they have to target this audience, who the fuck would want to die for kikes and their slaves other than degenerates ?

all useful information is priced in already. you're a lot dumber than you think

but Jews are responsible for this whole fucking situation in Ukraine.

>nooooo you can't just call out that one romanian fag that keeps trying to rug people

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envy is a terrible disease my friend

fuck you, burgers. we were doing just fine and recovering until you fags took over.

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She has an onlyfans? Can I get a name or link to throw some money?

I bought the dip last week so now I don't have any cash left to buy this new dippity dip

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This is absolutely the kind of body I want in a woman now where do I meet one?

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i need to make a biden bingo if this stuff keeps going on for a while

>total nuclear war
>mass graves
>many many bodies
>economic sanctions
>costly mistake

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cam on joe pump the markets

Ahem ahem...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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finna waterfall

If only some bobos had suggested to buy puts

Where is sleepy Joe? He will get cranky if he is too late for his nap.

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XLEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She's so fuckin hot but no nudes makes me sad.
I don't believe you. Oil over $90/bbl; I'm holding

Go back to red dit with your nonsensical and shitty paragraph spacing

>edge
lol wut

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shorting at these levels is asking to get butt raped
post position so we can laugh later

Enjoy

youtube.com/watch?v=C8-Yslv4PME

that mofo is always later. almost like they can't get him to remember his lines ... or where he is.

This is like a locker room, not some super secret trading den

you are also a faggot

Wait you don’t bake or you don’t do it for free? You’re a zoomer retard with a modern education, aren’t you?

I shorted more 8 days ago nimrod

both of my techtranny positions are green today

to the dude who turned me on to King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard last thread

thank you
this shit rules

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Next time just state that you are a bobo so we can filter you sooner

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Here you go. Enjoy!
youtu.be/Kfe6d6MzeLM

where is he? i started pre-shitting my pants right after lunch for this

If you don't care much about safety or "following the law" you can rig the old ones up to work with LEDs.

maybe because you stupid fucking bull niggers made everyone buy calls when we were heading into the lowest points we’ve seen in months????
you think about that one sweetie??? hmmm no let me guess you were too busy jacking off to anime or some pedo bullshit to care, right? fucking kill yourself. not fucking joking around, do us all a favor and just fucking kill yourself you worthless bastard.

It's part of the market cycle 2bdesu. People should have been ready to get out back in september when the FED bankers started selling or when Elon decided to 'charitably' dump on his shareholders. Every tard insisted that it was actually bullish the people with the most to gain were taking profits and getting out.

here you guys go
youtube.com/watch?v=ez73DdwTFsI

>SP500 back at support near the end of January
This is a double bottom? This is probably to the best time for risk on gamblers to buy calls

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Holy shit there is no fucking hope for this country. No wonder the Pooh laughs at the current state of the US Army.

He hasnt even spoken yet and we are tanking already. Based Biden causing my puts to print.

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>Moving more troops east ward
Thank you Putin-sama, make Biden day something retarded and crash this market

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>you are a bobo
>line continues to go down
If he was a bobo he'd be laughing because he'd be making a lot of money.

>to be a place where you can express political views
Not even. Can't say anything negative or criticize about Isreal either. Or hate speech in general, which includes shit like trannies or fags. There's no selling point on it except for the trump cult.

you're welcome. here see what you think of these:

>youtube.com/watch?v=6FgNxe1f5ck
>youtube.com/watch?v=-wemRvOZfOw

The bottom is at ~2400