/SMG/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

>he doesn't have a qt yellow gf
ngmi

also, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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plz go up

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NORDSTREAM IS KILL

GAS TO THE MOON!

don't worry. Just 2 more weeks and we will be in another bull run

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What the fuck. I thought we are goibg to rally out of spite

Wilshire5000/22.2.2222

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OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS
>being long on the first day after opex
ISHYMDDT

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Waiting until 12:00 or 1:00 to do anything
Europoors might dump their shit at the close of their markets

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OIL? OIL.

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lol who would we be spiting?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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soxl is going to go green

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DWAC BROS, DO I HODL OR SODL MY CALLS???

Have you prepared your anus?

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Bros, if you want easy money, check out MELI, basically a Shopify clone with earnings next week and completely ridiculous valuation.

THE STOCKS ARE DROPPING MY BASTERDS

back to business as usual

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Hmm, things aren't as red as I expected them to be

>All of tech is dumping except Corsair for some reaon.

Another day of options trading losing me money.

WHY THE FUCK IS SOXL PUMPING THE MARKET US CRASHING

WTF IS HAPPENIG WITH VOLKSWAGEN?!

IMAGINE NOT BEING ALL IN ON OIL

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No response, cope and seethe hard faggots
I did and they either look like uncanny plastic dolls due to makeup and filters or like hideous slant eyed brown insects. Their cunts and nipples are brown or grey aswell instead of pink. There's no appeal
Look like a pug or someone hit her hard in the face and left it flat. Her tits are nice
>dumps at amerishart open
See, cope harder inbred nigger faggot, go fuck an illegal spic

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PULL UP
PULL UP
RETARD RETARD

i don't trade options because that's for retards, but i would have sold that shit at open when it was +15%. Now it's only +8% kek

WTF bros I thought I was buying the bottom last week

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CRSR was just accepted by sp 600 so hedgies slurping or something

its a new thread
let it go

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DWAC CALLS ARE WORTH 2.5X WHAT I PAID ON FRIDAY, THESE BAGS BROS, THEY'RE SO HEAVY!! I MUST HODL FOR THE POOOOOOOOMP

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IT'S THE MOASS YOU FOOL SOXL TO 6 MILLION

war bullish for stocks. based

there are no bottoms, only ever lower tops

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You were buying the bottom of clown market
this is the new top in war market :^)

>THE POOOOOOOOMP
Was this not the pump lmfao? Don't get greedy ffs.

WOOP WOOP
JUGGALOS
WOOP WOOP
JUGGALOS

>+15%
JOGGER I BOUGHT THESE ON FRIDAY FOR 133$ PER AND THEY'RE WORTH 304$ RIGHT FUCKING NOW, 130c 3/04

The bottom was today at 00h20 france time

Yes, the candle rises!

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Of course they are. 22.2.2222, two years after the stock market crashed on 20.2.2020. And interest rates are 2%. On a Tuesday. Haha. The elite are fucking with us user.

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Come on AAPL do something.

>meli
En rojo esa mierda gil

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>i don't trade options because that's for retards
No they're just for people with 3 digit IQ's. If you have a successful strategy and you're not using serious leverage then you were destined to stay poor.

i hope that today
we make lots of money
but no one thinks that
these lame poems are funny

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I might take out a loan to buy the dip

why did you abandon her? Now she takes off without you

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We do be rising my bastards

What are the best stocks for slow growth dividends?

I like them poemanon

Holy fuck you're right... why didn't I pay attention to the twos....

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Wtf spy nigger

i like them. keep em coming, user

SOXL's MACD was legitimately spiking to the left for a second lmfao.

I was sorely tempted, but oil goes up and down like a yoyo, so going all in isn't for me. I just hold GUNR, which has a strong oil component but the other commodities means it goes up more slowly and steadily, and there are less surprises. My aging heart can't take too much excitement

I thought I bought the dip, -40% already

European markets didn't crash and burn like most were expecting so no reason to panic sell in america

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I'm seething. The actual bottom was Market Open today, not last Friday at around 1pm.

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I like your posts desu, fren.

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Bros I swear to God, DWAC keeps climbing. If this shit breaks and runs I am going to fucking cry at my desk I really needed this money holy shit.

Vanna rally when? What are the algos up to?

IT'S GETTING GREEN

I like them

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SPY IS PUMPIJG IM BUYING XALLS

all of these are hot

i only come to smg for these lame poems you closeted homo

putin just called me and said I should go all in on bayhorse silver. He had an indian accent, but I think I can trust him on this one

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Just stop looking at it and filter the ticket nigger. It’s not that hard. Go short or long vol it’s a fucking coin flip nigger. All in nigger

You're kidding dude? Your poems always bring up a smile even on red days. Keep pumping them

You did

yeah this is another fake ass opening pump. that shit look organic to you niggers?

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Im all in on crypto but still come into this thread everyday

SOXLbrothers, I did nazi this coming.

What are we slurping? Think I'll just swing trade letf's.

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What does that make him then?

Yes. Fat rally today sirs

As hard as it's getting pushed down right now and with RSI starting to bottom out even with the scamwick that just happened to drive it to 88, I'm staying. Already flipped a quarter and it came up heads, heads was hodl.

Slurp Ford

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I like them but maybe try a different format every once in a while. A haiku might be nice

uh.. bobros?

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So am I supposed to just eat my losses on these puts and buy calls here?

kek I have two stocks down 50% today. You don't see such rugpulls every day. Thank god I only have pennies left in those.

spy is pumping lol wtf is happening bruh.

I was told there would be more red today.

are the jews getting one last pump in before they start the goyim slaughter?

people sleeping on alibaba again?

Slurp my big stinky load

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the POOPdaq has gone green!
I repeat, the POOPdaq has gone green!
POOPDAQ is now above 14,000

Which ones?

And just like that SOXL will never be under 40 again..

This rally will fail like all the others

lmao

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Repeat after me bobo:
PRICED IN

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Until next week of course, as is tradition.

>market dumps on russia fud all month
>day after biggest russia fud yet
>market pumps
FUCK OFF

Pedo because he still likes the youngest.

so is the play today BABA calls?

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Burning ship full of cars in some ocean or sea or something?

I told you all last night that ukraine uncertainty was now removed and the market would pump. I bet youll be surprised when the announcement of a rate hike also giga pumps the market
Thanks for playing bobo

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this is the shit that i don't get with the stock market bruh.
how tf we should predict it.

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

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