HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
OHHHH LINKIES
Jace Peterson
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Angel Adams
fuckin' shit can't catch a break
Dominic Moore
Not again! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Matthew Reed
no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Noah Gomez
Kek
Adrian Hernandez
The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult
1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years
2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker
3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK
4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order
5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $16,000 to acquire 1k LINK
6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing
7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.
9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months
10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses
Anthony Jenkins
Fuck this, just sold. Actual shitcoin.
Luke Richardson
kek, baggies.
Anthony Ortiz
Are you fucking kidding me? I just sold 4k
Dylan Wright
What did Sergey do at ETH Denver to make this happen?
Xavier Ramirez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Justin Green
Is there antipathy between ethereum and chainlink?
t. ignorant newb
Evan Smith
This is great bait for newfags.
Daniel Jackson
Linkies hate everyone for not being retarded like them. Eth is the prima4y threat to most of the Iso20022 coins. Most people here are stacked up with one or more they think will kill eth. Eth insists they will get their new forking done. Eth is trapped by the fact the shitcoin and mining industry is the only usecase for eth. Change to keep up with the times, lose the the only business you have left. Sad. Many such cases.
Nathaniel Butler
Isaac Gutierrez
Kek chainlink baggies are literal toilet cleaners
Tyler Cox
Mason Lopez
Maybe /Biz can actually matter now.
Jacob Ortiz
here's one to make the 1pbtid seethe
>dump to $.17
>buy more
>pump to $.33
>buy more
>dump to $.23
>buy more
>pump to $.56
>buy more
>pump to $1.11
>buy more
I'm 100% in LINK only. The only trades I make are converting ETH to LINK. I don't swing trade, I don't time the market, I don't diversify, I don't even hold. I only buy. I'm completely delusional and I don't wear pants.
Liam Sullivan
No… it can’t be… we should have been graded ERC-30 by now, at least. What about all the partnerships???
Nathan Taylor
Sounds about right