Just got off the phone with the regional manager. I'm expected to perform a smell check every time an employee uses the restroom. Is this legal? It wasnt in my contract and I've not been given a raise.
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Holy kek
smell other peoples shit, wagie
Nothing wrong with this. A lot of employees go to the bathroom suspiciously often to sit on their phone
I'd quit immediately.
>oh wagie, Bob was on the toilet for 20 minutes! Go give it a goof sniff.
y-yes ma'am
>to ensure employee not shitting on phone
So don't flush. If they want to make sure I was shitting they can see it for themselves.
Anyone else kinda miss the wagie life?
Simpler times
Every day the pogrom comes closer.
Thats borderline sexual harassment.
Remember a few years ago when jumping through hoops for hr was demeaning? Those were the good days.
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Smear a little bit on the walls even just for good measure.
why is it so hard for people to be regular and shit off the clock? i've taken a shit at work maybe 3 times in 5 years, I always shit at home in the morning after my coffee and I never have to go again at work unless I'm sick or ate a bad burrito for lunch or something. obviously I piss at work like twice a day but that takes like 2 minutes max including handwashing.
people taking daily shits at work are clearly doing it to shirk their duties and get extra breaks and if they dont have medical accomodations due to IBS or whatever they should be disciplined.
sorry about your condition mate, hope you can stop being a wagie one day
Oh God, is this what jannies have to do?
Now I understand, they're really worth every single penny.
This has to be a pasta.
This better be a bait.
Anyway, why would I shit at home when I can do it on company dime?
I am always taken a shit i work because I literally getting paid for doing so