>guy at hotel asks “what brings you to town” when I am there to lose my virginity to an escort
Guy at hotel asks “what brings you to town” when I am there to lose my virginity to an escort
Noah Hernandez
Eli Phillips
Why didn't you tell him that?
Caleb Green
are you fucking her at the hotel? hotels are pretty unsanitary bro
Dominic Cooper
Tell him you will met with a pretty lady to discuss business matters
Christopher Martin
He's going to have sex with an escort, I don't think avoiding the unsanitary is high up on the priority list
Easton Fisher
He doesn’t care and won’t ask…
Liam Thomas
"Business", followed by gratuitous hip thrusting. Don't forget your trucker moustache and cowboy hat.
Carson Jackson
>check into hotel
>cant get the wifi to work on my phone, ask the cute front desk girl
>she says lemme see your phone
>she opens up my web browser to test it
>types x in search bar
>XNXX FREE PORN SEX TUBE VIDEOS
>XNXX TALL BLONDE SEARCH
>XNXX GANGBANG FORCED SEARCH
>looks at me with disgust and then cant manage to fix the wifi anyway
Eli Williams
>handing anyone your phone ever
Do you also accept candy from van drivers with mustaches?
Levi Campbell
It's a cute girl. Have sex
Nathan Butler
what'd you tell him?
Just say you're there to meet a friend.
John Collins
>Do you also accept candy from van drivers with mustaches?
You got any problems with candy??
John Roberts
>”Helping a friend with an IT business startup”
Wyatt Collins
Are you fucking retarded?
>hey cute girl here's my phone loaded with forced gangbang porn
>y she no sex me?
You're not supposed to share rape fantasies until the 3rd date, whether she wants it or not. You sound like your dream date would be playing Mario cart with a "girl" from grinder.
Dylan Evans
Just tell him you’re there to set up a crypto mining rig and drain power from the hotel.
Dylan Butler
Are shitposts like this bearish or bullish?
Cameron Long
the fuck are you on about? Incalls are a recipe for a sting. You've got to be out of your damn mind to invite a hooker to your home & wasting good money on an air bnb seems silly for an hour of fun.
Have fun. It's not as awesome as you think it is but pussy is breddy good.
Charles Wright
just look at him dead in the eye, slam the counter with your dominant hand and tell him: "I'm here to chew bubblegum and fuck some prostitutes and i'm all out of gum"
Owen Phillips
i usually tell these people that it's none of their business and they shut up
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Quite rude, my dude
Nathaniel White
You know an incall is where you go to the hooker's place