I just got "the email". Go on without me WFHchads

I just got "the email". Go on without me WFHchads

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Where’s there’s a will, there’s a way. Get creative user

thank god my boss told the tech team that we can work how we want to

I work in a dead end IT codemonkey job and I can't afford to switch right now because I wasted 2 years "working" from home doing nothing

Is it the jab? I quit my job and got a new one immediately when I got that type of email.

>work goes complete wfh from 2020
>~2 months ago they try to “ease us back in” to office work demanding we come in at least twice a week
>right around the same time I catch Covid
>knowingly go into work, attend a meeting where the CFO is present
>he ends up catching it and spreading it to all of the other high level executives
>mfw we got an email last week saying that we’d be going back to full wfh “indefinitely”
The VP is old as shit and is actually in the hospital with it right now in critical condition. Serves all those Jews right for trying to make me come into work instead of paying me to play videogames in my jammies all day

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>old job forced us back in the cage 2 days a week
>quit 1 month later
>boss is SHOCKED that i quit

new job is perm remote and i got a 30% raise and a title promotion.

Could be worse, user
had to return to the office in december already

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This level of based is such a rare thing on /biz these day

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kek. hopefully he dies. these people deserve eternal torture.

>got the email
>you must be TRIPLE VAXXED
>you must return to the office
you are quitting your job to trade alts right anons?

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I want this so bad, I hate wfh

>rare
But LARPing is very common here

Unequivocally based.

on a sunday?

This. C levels are largely worthless. Fuck em'

based, hope he dies

Czeched and based. I negotiated a 25% raise and they'll let us work how I want to, WFH or onsite. You want computers to run your business? Then you pay.

Best thing I ever did was staying home fucking around with Cisco and VMware rather than chasing roast puss in the clubs with my friends who are long gone.

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so desperately need this to be true

>cisco
>vmware
i'm sick my gay career in accounting. does IT pay well? i always liked dicking around with my home server and other stuff like this over COOOOODING.

You are the worst most disgusting bugman piece of shit
>NOOO I NEED TO GO TO THE HECKIN OFFICE TO SEE ALL OF MY FRIENDERINOS!!
None of us are your friends. Fuck off and be a normal person and make real friends instead of forcing everyone into going into the office because you’re an incel loser with 0 EQ
Working for ~2 hours a day and spending the rest of the time fucking my wife/playing vidya/playing with my kid/going to the beach etc has been the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

Revenge of the nerd. Just don’t become a Gates or Zuckerberg