What is the easiest / most relaxing job?

what is the easiest / most relaxing job?

im a night security $17/hr.
all i do is patrol outside a hospital for a few mins then i sit on the benches for the rest of the night on my phone, nothing crazy ever happens here besides the rare occasion of one or two homeless who tries sleeping in the premise which i have to escort out, i can see myself doing this for another year or two so i stack up easy money but i also dont want my life to stagnant here

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sell insurance
easiest fucking job ever and you make a ridiculous amount of money

WHY DID YOU TELL HIM FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

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Fuck you if you’re anything like my cousins husband who tried to sell me insurance at my wedding. Fucking scum all of you

Ultimate jew job

crypto, actually

GTFO

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thats not a job

long haul truck driving in USA/Canada

This, selling insurance is basically the male version of joining one of these make-up or herbal supplement selling pyramid schemes that retarded women get into.


These guys will hit you up trying to "Reconnect" for old times sake and then try to sell you an annuity. Insurance niggers need to fuck off, im not buying your shit or letting you manage my life savings

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that doesnt sound comfy at all, long hours + not a good sleeping schedule

I'll never understand you fucks coming to a fucking business board and seething about a field of work that is both braindead easy and will net you constant passive income without you having to do anything. Apparently only the jews like easy business money eh? whites are just persecuted and doomed to achieve monetary success through shitty scamcoins kek
get off your complex and start making money if you're really a business man

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dont care
didnt ask
not buying your insurance

i've did it for 4 years and it was the comfiest job i've ever had and best sleeping schedule. you work 11 hours while listening to podcasts all day or youtube videos, zero stress, and you fall asleep right away when you're done work. sleep 10 hours and start work where you are with zero commute. everytime i was home on the weekends i left to work tired af from being up all night browsing biz. invested 4 years 50% of my paycheck, and am now living the made it NEET life in europe. i do miss trucking though, unironically felt alot better then

working like a cattle slave doesn't make you a "business man" it makes you a financial cuck. I only respect people who start their own businesses because they want to do something the right way. Wanting to be a "businessman" is disgusting and less than human unless what you are doing is making a positive impact in the world.

death.

why do mutts give us their gross hourly wage?

I deliver fast food. I have insomnia and can't do normal jobs with a set schedule.

It's pretty comfy desu

>no shitty boss
>can work whenever
>drive around the city
>vape weed in the car
>blast tunes
>some times I bring my gf and we just hang out

At first the pay was real shit, but once I figured out which areas tip the most, the money has been decent. If you work every friday+weekend non-stop you can make $3k-4k a month.

If you really need money you can literally work like 100 hours a week and make $7k/month easy. Also unless you literally steal peoples food, there is no way you can get fired.

I WFH as a DBA. I take a backup here, do a restore there, run a script that someone else wrote but dont have permissions to run, etc...

I basically get paid $35 an hour to watch youtube and invest in shitcoins

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How did you land a gig like that? Any chances for a bald autistic with no education?

how much did you cash out? do you have passive income? I'm living the neet life too & unironucally considering some kind of driving job

how do i get such a job

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Don't hate the player, hate the game. Most people here don't actually want to win, they just want to quit.

He quite literally had a business. Once you build up your client base you can just maintain those accounts and collect on them. It's not a one and done grind for constant sales.

He's selling someone else's product. What the fuck do you think Walmart does? Is Walmart not a business now?

get a bachelors degree in CS or IT

is there any way to break into this field with any science BS degree? I just want a comfy wfh job

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Can confirm. I've laid my life on the altar of capitalism doing this since the lockdowns started. North of 100k since then, and I only deliver after my 9-5.

I would have just been wasting time dicking around on YouTube anyway.

I had the comfiest job I'll ever have in this life, and I left it because I'm retarded and got money hungry. I got hired as a graphic designer/manager after working jobs that made me hate life for years. The company was a small family owned sign shop and the owner genuinely loved me like a son because I pretty much saved his business from closing after he just opened it. The guy was a one a million employer that didn't care for the money and just wanted to make a chill workplace for people. I designed simple stuff I could do in my sleep, and worked maybe 2 hours a day making 46k a year at 26 y/o. Had insurance and 4 weeks vacation. For the first time in my life I didn't dread going into work and life was fucking good. No stress and could go snowboarding in the Rockies with my friends and family whenever I wanted which is my true passion. I wasn't gonna be rich but at least I didn't feel like a wage slave. Got demoralized/psyoped into thinking I should be making more at my age and decided to go to a different compny to make SLIGHTLY more money, and now I'm actually a wageslave again for ppl who don't give a fuck about me and i want to rope every minute of the day. Fuck me, I didn't know how good I had it til it was gone. I should have just accepted that I was content and comfy instead of trying to be something I'm not. I can't cope with the burning regret and my mental state is withering day by day. Don't make the same mistake I made.I didn't even realize it, but in my own way had made it. And I threw it all away like a fuckin retarded. If your job pays the bills and doesn't make you dread Monday, fucking keep it. I'm fucking retarded God damn I'll never have a job like that again bros I hate myself so much.

a bs science degree is better than no degree or a BA degree.

theres got to be some jobs out there where science skills are needed

dude just reach out to the owner of the last company you were at and ask if hes still hiring. If he's a good employer as you say he is, he might understand. Just try talking to the guy