How would you launder 120,000 Bitcoins and not get caught?
How would you launder 120,000 Bitcoins and not get caught?
Easton Russell
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Connor Sanders
I'd move to El Salvador. Trying to launder in the US is just retarded.
Oliver King
>60k bitcoins after taxes is somehow not enough to live off of for the rest of your life
greed, man. wtf
Cooper Gray
people advised against using btc mixers on the darkweb back in 2016.
>woman moment
Jacob Campbell
Launder? Like with a cloth?
Eli Scott
Couldn't you just do an atomic swap to Monero and send it to a different wallet?
Ryder Evans
how the fuck did they come across 120k btc in the first place, i there must've been million other not-so-retarded jews waiting to snatch up some tainted corns woth 3bil
how the fuck could they even afford it
Aaron James
send it all to a burner address or take what I need through monero, send the bulk of it to an exchange and market sell
Daniel Peterson
You don't. Not even the National Security Agency can do that without catching someone's attention. Unironically what they did was alright but they got impatient and tried to cash out a lot all at once.
Pretty much you have to accept that you are never going to be able to cash it all out and instead just treat it as an unlimited source of funds you can spend little by little for the rest of my life.
Blake Gomez
lol Hillary you wipe with a cloth, you launder with detergent.
James Cruz
first of all, you don't tell a woman about it
Dylan Hughes
>he believes in monero meme
Jaxson Morales
Mix them first, go over several different routes. Then buy some rare NFTs on a different account, preferably something that already has a lot of holders and a relatively high floor. Slowly sweep the floor until you're satisfied and then buy your own NFTs for a retarded amount of money. You probably won't be able to launder all of it, but is 50 to 100 million really not enough?
Brody Murphy
friendly reminder bitcoins have serial numbers
Ayden Lopez
grin mimblewimble
Asher Myers
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Eli Gray
every time you send a transaction, old bitcoins are destroyed and new ones minted. that's why mixing works. with a large enough mixing pool you can't tell where any bitcoin came from.
for some reason this guy decided not to use an on-chain mixer, and sent all his coins to a compromised drug market.
Jeremiah Sullivan
yeah but if you use CoinJoin or some other service like that, many exchanges get nervous and refuse to deal with the coins
Ayden Peterson
>How would you launder 120,000 Bitcoins and not get caught?
you sell them at a huge discount to someone more technically capable than you
Liam Wood
>the nose on that guy
Andrew Harris
He's not trying to avoid the 50% income/cg taxes. He's trying to avoid the 100% tax of the feds impaling you because you stole 120k btc.
Easton Butler
Post more cringe, she kinda cute in a kike way.
Anthony Anderson
yes, but that would just be the first step. just to get them onto another chain like ethereum.
Robert Hughes
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fuck or get fucked!
Logan Murphy
non whites sure do look funny