Just ordered ihop for breakfast

I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy.
I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time mining as much proof of work crypto as humanly possible, making deep fake porn of leftwing women, reading Any Forums, and refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrassing women who have decided to murder their children on social media, as well as people who call themselves polygamous or wittingly enter into open relationships. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way you fat tranny

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>live in society
>society also has 18 year old girls who are free to fuck
What fucking more do you want? Get on tinder and set your profile to only searching for 18 year old sluts, tell them you'll look after them take them for a ride in your car and they'll suck your dick like a lollypop

I love nick, glad to see him happy and still doing work w sam.

This does not fulfill his demands.

I just criticized your decision a thousand times, get to donating now.

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I don't like blondes.

show bussy faggot

>Blondes instead of redheads
Also cringe, this is Elliott Rodger tier incel ramblings.

They really do work well together.

Nice to see them happy and thriving in their own way.

based
further based

i hate women and minorities

not a normal reaction. go outside

I will show you proper erection if you show bussy

>White
>Never been out of state
How do whites get in if not from outside?

Lol, ain’t hurting me, have at it. I’m just trying to imagine the kind of guy that thinks he deserves this kind of girl vs the guy that actually has this kind of girl.

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So what kind of guy has a blonde virgin gf from a good family, who isn’t a degenerate with tattoos and isn’t addicted to social media? Probably a Protestant church-girl who’s been very involved in her religious community, southern baptist maybe. There really is no other type I’m afraid, good Catholic young women have stopped existing, if there were any to begin with. Religious girls from Protestant denominations are the only ones resistant enough to secular peer pressure not to be chewn up and spit out by modernity.
What kind of guy would this girl consider dating? Probably a white guy from her congregation that she sees is similarly devoted to God, someone who uses his masculinity and athleticism to help others, has charisma but isn’t given to pride, all that shit. It helps that he’s good looking, is from a good family, isn’t addicted to the Internet, and HAS A CAREER.

Why aren’t you him, OP?

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This guy's right. You got to life the trad life to get a trad wife.

Well user I think your best bet of accomplishing these demands is by buying shiba inu coins or what the kids like to call shib. You see user the world is a very complicated place that has been infested with the gayest of gay faggotries. But the only way to crush the enemy is to join the shib army. You may wonder how this could possibly help your demands become a realization but user I assure you I am a forward thinking man. A FORWARD THINK MAN. Trust me user their are powers at work this very moment from the shib hodling base itself. Don't be a pheasant pussy user. Don't be a pheasant pussy. You need to straddle this with every moral fiber of comprehension in your being. STRADDLER

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Don't order take out when you make it. Trust me.

delete this retard