Have you taken the astrology pill, Any Forums?

Have you taken the astrology pill, Any Forums?

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Sorry, Any Forums. Posted on the wrong board.

It's okay though, astrology is also useful for business and finances.

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I'm a taurus. I think I'm supposed to have a great sex life. Unfortunately I'm a virgin

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tard

They call it technical analysis here

tell me who to follow I only know that skeletal bitch that gets posted here

yeah there are some decent moon phase and mercury retrograde indicators on tradingview

Aries sun Virgo moon. What’s my fortune

im going to anal vore everyone here

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Buy bitcoin, trust me bro...

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im a triple gemini but i suck ass in unscripted social situations always think of good things to say after the conversation has already gone somewhere else

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You have to have at least a IQ of 100% to understand this, great chart user!

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Holy shit. I’m a Taurus and a virgin, too. Maybe this astrology shit really is real after all

kek this meme chart has become the ultimate coping mechanism for any dumb cunt with a belief generally understood to be fucking retarded; they can just think of themselves as the genius on the other side of the bell-curve, validated by the fact that there are so many drooling retards who agree with them.
Sorry, doesn't work like that. Anyone who makes major decisions based on moon cycles is a fucking halfwit knuckledragger.

I'm a virgo and NOT a virgin. It's kinda counterintuitive

how we doing tn sagittarius bros

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Whatever you say atheist. Got your fourth booster yet?

Atheists are the ones who believe in astrology, retard. Christians believe space is fake and gay

i unironically work with a guy that uses astrology and buys tarot reads to make business decisions
actually ends up winning most of the time
I don't know how this motherfucker does it