/smg/ - Stock Market General

Taking matters into my own hands edition.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and cr*pto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implied_open
twitter.com/AnonBabble

BLESSED BE THE BAKERS

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Who here /TECH'd/?

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MUMU ARE YOU OK? AHAHAHAHA

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sweetie it’s time for your afternoon dump

Baking goods is based.

Thank god for bear etfs

Nigger.

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Monday will be red.
Tuesday and Wednesday snapback rallies.
After that we continue with the long nose bleed dumps.

>SPY 420 is happening today

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CRAB MARKET CRAB MARKET CRAB MARKET

just turn off your broker for a month user. it will be okay. just walk away

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>3 day weekend
>ukraine-russia FUD
>"muh rate hikes"
>retesting january's low
I'll likely be buying when SPY gets to 420 today

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Whats in the dirt today? I need cheapies

the market is closed on Monday

You just love to see it

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Thread themeorino

youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

OIL? OIL.

buy ISPOW warrants, price has not adjusted yet to the ISPO moon mission.

>Monday will be red.
user

anyone have experience with "I" bonds?
are they a meme?
what are the drawbacks?
seems too good to be true

oil was supposed to pump.

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happy to have witnessed the nasdump officially entering the bear market today with my biz bros

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NO ONE TOLD ME

>previously unscheduled remarks
Oh great

W-what? What POC are you worshiping this time?

Market dumps until close. Got a biden speech, and market always dumps when he opens his mouth. Plus its heading into a weekend. You bulls will come to know the feeling of pain.

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Sell now or be forever locked into your losses

we're still about 4% away from that

LOOKS LIKE LIMIT DOWN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BEARCHADS

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wait wait wait let me add the post to the chart so i can laugh even harder at the timestamp xDDDD

this is fun i might make a hobby of taking /smg/'s wrong posts or OOOO AAAA posting and placing it on charts to show how fucking stupid most of you are. maybe i'll save some anons from ever taking financial advice from here if i do it enough times.

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im so upset at democrats and baggie for doing this shit

Schwab tells me on the home screen

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buy shares and calls heavily at 3:55pm today
long weekend, time for everyone to chill out and reflect on the panic trades they made, real fear in the market - russian conflict will fade
don't go all in / too aggressive on dates, as it could carry over into Tuesday morning, then reversal during Europe close
buy the dip
it's just FUD /smg/
there will be no war
buy when everyone is running for the hills
Blinken will meet with Lavrov next week and work it out
you could also average in throughout today / tuesday to play it safe
save some powder in the (generous) 1% chance something actually does escalate

Anyone shorting OIL? It looks like its finally starting to roll over now

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>IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED!
>Dear Mr. Mumu, you have a Maintenance call
>Total account balance: -$99999999.00

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Obama

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Ahem

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>Fair ValueEdit
>The theoretical valuation of owning the option versus outright owning all the stocks in the index. It considers the option price, dividends paid on the underlying stocks in the index, days to the expiration of the option (next end-of-quarter), and current interest rates.[1]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implied_open

we got the death cross its over my dude were at january lows just more push and actual market fear will finally take place

A tiny ass big mac is $8 here in this burger state now.

I hate this fucking year so far

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>BUY UVXY 17.18
>16.83
>SELL UVXY 17.2
>17.38
FUCK

Why? Because of this? You burgers are phaetic.

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worse.. PYPL'd .. Paypal isn't even a tech company it's just BLM funding

well thats different than actually being 20% down

Got some DRIP 3 days ago. Pullback to the 85 range.

I THINK THE STOCK MARKET SUCKS

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buy signal

Gotta cash out 70% of my portfolio for those buns

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haha maybe Biden calms hysterical fears by talking about his secretary of state is going to russia next week for peace talks and AH pump. that'd be crazy though right haha

And it's a great one for me! Seeing MUMU eating shit while I sit oin the sidelines is peak entertainment

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FUCK YOU CINNABON IS A SACRAMENT.

Why would you ever buy a position that could liquidate you?

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Biden doesn't know where Russia is on the map user

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