/smg/ - Stock Market General

Cutebodian Stock Exchange Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Thanks jews, very cool.

SOXL stock ladies!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Russia

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Explain this.

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OIL? OIL.

buy UCO, it tracks futures perfectly.

>so close to a

Can you teach me a bit about spreads? I have been reading up on them but I've never executed one

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Wait til bump ffs
What are we paying you for

WW3 IS HAPPENING

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IM SO MUCH FURTHER AWAY FROM A CUTE WIFE

lol

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i don't wanna be drafted to fight Putin.

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THREAD THEME
youtu.be/AOAtz8xWM0w

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Salt is THE bear market asset. Be sure to fill your bags with some healthy nutritious SALT!

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Top kek, I almost bought spx at 4390

>XDSMG captcha

It's literally, unironically, over.

Imagine some unsuspecting guy ends up going home with her because he's too drunk to realize she has down syndrome. Then when he gets her naked he discovers her stinky unwashed vagina and shitty asshole because she's a tard and can't maintain her hygiene

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Where's the bottom for the silicon Jew?

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I hate the university of central oklahoma. Every time I type UCO in google, it goes to the university.

its unironically over

america has collapsed

>DOCU
>DKNG
>ROKU
>SHOP
>FB

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I just want to break even.

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Robloxbros when will this madness stop???

How does 80% lower sound?

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No friend, this is just the beginning.... for SALT!

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whats you SOXL average? $43 here. should have waited longer to buy

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elections have consequences.

didnt read lol

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Start your own business.

you cap your gains but they take less upfront capital and limit your downside.

thats when he gets fully erect

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I'd be content with a small loss. I did well last week so it'd offset it.

>I can scoop up manager positions easily
I wish
I’m looking for a job but my lack of experience education and social skills makes it hard.

Beer the world became pc you could peens to be a flaming homo and they would kick you out, or if your too fat and out of shape for combat readiness they put you in some low level place and keep you hidden away

i said dump it you old retard. wtf are you doing?

Are you a NEET buncun?

Please refrain from 3DPD mutt posting.

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Why is the market recovering? It should be falling like a rock right now. I thought I was going to see some blood today.

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You’ll be fine if you’re not vaccinated user

Cheapies coming

Soon

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>this is why everything's now red

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aint looking good desu bros
Russia-Ukraine will continue to be at risk of military conflict for two more weeks for two more years and Canada is rounding up truckies and arresting them using their sedition powers and suspended any debate today regarding sedition powers.

well looks like it's back to work for me bros

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All companies with no real world justification for their current value. Let the fat fall out of the market

>Biden to speak on Russia-Ukraine crisis Friday afternoon

market will shit itself again.

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you do an iron condor? buying stop loss options as well?

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Green by eod

ProShares Ultra Bloomberg Crude Oil ETF (NYSE:UCO)

>bought last year at around $60

JUST

Honest question guys. Should I cut my losses and get out? Currently 6k underwater

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that's pretty red to me

Fucking iPad posting. Ment to say before the world became pc you could pretend to be a flaming homo

Man I just want boring gains year after year that at least outpace inflati8t0tgon. Fuck this gay nation.

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Truckers have fallen. Ukraine is about to fall. And yet, you're saying 3x leveraged semiconductor etfs. And you're going to get chopped.

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Euros buying the dup in closing hour

I'll buy INTC at $20

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>what do you want to hear from Biden?
>just keep your mouth shut
Based boomer general on Fox Biz lmfao
So some slav lit a fire to keep warm and the markets sell off? Stupid bots.

BARCLAYS

A very nice and necessary edit

Whats your problem with non white girls?

quintessential Permamumu moment

Reminder that if you don't know how to make money on the way down you're officially and irrevocably ngmi

naw, i just do credit put/call spread and debit put/call spreads.

This is pathetic. the markets have a 100% chance of reaching new ath and they still do this fake and gay dump

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Maybe it is time to buy gold.
Imagine rate hikes coming online and making inflation worse as supply chain companies and emerging market producers go bankrupt.

He’ll rugpull the entire market for the long weekend, circuit breakers on Tuesday

RUDE

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CHEAPIES = TIME TO BUY THE DIP

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There's VR waifu games.

I'm going to be a vtuber, collab with Miko and rub it in rocker's face.

So you're selling a put at 350 and buying a put at 300? or something like that

yeah but that takes like 5 seconds to type, rather than the 0.1 it takes to type UCO

This is what pisses me off about the stock market. It's not just SOXL. So many stocks that have this happen as well.

>buy
>with great difficulty earns you a 3% gain after 6 months
>in under 1 week loses 10% of its value
>with great difficulty it rises and sticks right below your breakeven after another 6 months
>then in a single day loses 20% of its value

SERIOUSLY!? WHY CAN'T I JUST BUY AND WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING TO A 10% GAIN ON AN ALL IN! NOPE FEELS LIKE BETTER ODDS TO WAKE UP AND SEE IT AT A 10% LOSS!

Yes I'm mad, I'm so tired of losing no matter how well I play it

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Buying more every dollar it drops.

Shut up zuckerberg no one wants meta

Yeh I have a trust I dip in to occasionally to play the market.

We were right at technical bear market levels for the nasdaq. If the market goes down any further it is literally over. Not just stocks, everything, it would be a cascading crash of the everything bubble.

Still gonna happen but they have to try and stop it. When this shit really unravels it’s gonna make the Great Depression look like a kids birthday party.

Why did i fall for the invest in america meme, thats what i get for giving my money to the great satan

i mean new ath wont happen till late spring/early summer but yeah itll probably happen
theres a lot of good buying opportunities down here for months out
im waiting till we retest januarys lows though because that has to happen before we can go up happily ever after

gold is more manipulated than bitcoin

Meta looks like garbage compared to what small teams are making.

SOXS GOING DOWN
THE RECOVERY IS BEGINNING

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>buying overvalued tech garbage in a rate hike environment

youre an idiot

>mfw I overheard conversation with coworkers about how market always goes up and how they don't care about it
I bet 100% they are going to be the first to moan about the coming recession

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My antisemitism grows every day.

>WHY CAN'T I JUST BUY AND WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING TO A 10% GAIN ON AN ALL IN!
You can, it's called 5 months ago.

if im bullish i either sell a credit put spread or buy a debit call spread

if im bearish isell a credit call spread or buy a debit put spread

I only do the debit spreads if i want a farther away strike then the one directly infront/behind it. debit spreads give more gains than credit spreads if you are right.

Right now my average is $51, which kind of blows but I'm holding until SOXL goes to 100+ so what the fuck ever

>how market always goes up
thats true though, just hold for 20 years after the recession :^)

gold has only one usecase and it's if we're going into complete implosion and you absolutely want no counterparty risk at all.

fake and gay pump

She would never collab with scum like you. Also can the janny please leave bunny cunny alone? What the fuck is xer problem?

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Hold. Think about something else.

the "invest in america" meme ain't bad, it's just a very bad time to do so

Dang, top is officially in.

Mine is always kept at maximum

>biden speaking at 4
>explosion in ukraine, russian ministers seeking shelter
Its happening isnt it? Crashing all day and then war by dinner.

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the counterparty risk is nobody wanting to carry gold around because they need food and ammo

how long have you been in the market

45
It's been down to this level twice in the past week, then back up. Without the absolutely nonsensical russia fud it'd be in the 50s. The rallies have been cut short by one thing or another.

>companies getting almost halfed left and right on missed earnings
Yea thats bad. I hope you motherfuckers are mostly cash

Bros I lost a lot of money this week. Do I just baghold my calls if they expire 3/18? Fuuuuck

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Call me crazy, but I think the absolute madmen will actually go for the ukraine. based and oilpilled.

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It was just a car bomb

where's the user that went all in on PLTR over the past week or so, i don't remember when exactly?

show yourself so we can all laugh at you.

option spreads in a liquid product like the spy are unironically the safest and most likely to make you money in current market conditions if set up correctly with enough time to let the volatility take you to the profit zone
anything else is retarded

Nothing ever happens, don't you understand that fighting between Russian separatists and the Ukrops has been going on for years?

i feel like this is a perfect exit strategy for the fed. Blame Russia

More like getting almost halved after crushing earnings. That's how you know it's nonsense and we're going up.

obviously, march 18 is plenty of time

fuck man, i think mid march is going to be the bottom and time to buying shit....

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>When I hear are these bears come out of the woodwork, I get bullish
I agree mannarino-sama

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For me, the perpetrator of this crash is jews, women, liberals, and minorities.

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They listened to their financial advisor or CNBC. People don’t understand when these faggots get on tv and tell people to never sell in a downturn is because if people started pulling their money out then their AUM (assets under management) goes down which means they make less money off your money when you pull out. They don’t care if line goes up or line goes down they make their money off you leaving your money under their control.

SENStrannies...how much lower is this piece of shit going to dump? I don't want to average down anymore.

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If you're just looking for a quick gain then that's not investing, that's something else

I do the same but dude it's just gambling, not even trading, I don't think any of us here are professional traders

stop posting ugly ones