bros im fucked. i just got a job and accidentally sent fetish porn to my new boss. like some girl shitting in the mouth of another girl. my computer is full of porn and i accidentally used a file having a similar name. im so fucked
what do. i was thinking of acting like i had no idea how it got there
say there's malware on your device
just say your computer was hacked, retard.
admit to sending it, then ask if he's interested in re-enacting these activities
Since we're on this topic, I actually once sent a "cock and ball torture" spongebob meme to my boss & coworkers accidentally. meant to send it in a friend group chat - and sent it in a completely different one
cool larp, i wish this was troo kek
Say your uncle uses your computer a lot and you don't know what he might have saved on there.
the best advice i can give you for covering your ass is that the bigger the lie is the more believable it is (thanks hitler) you got a call from so and so saying you had sent them torture porn and it's probably because your nephew downloaded a virus when you let him use your computer to play minecraft.
You moron! Why would you even do that? Just work your ass off apologize and start making money dude. Fuck being employed, make some money and invest in cryptocurrencies like ETH BTC and share your capital with some altcoins like PoPtown, Spider dao, Bancor etc... Staking , giving liquidity to pools makes you rich. Stop complaining get this done asap.
> 'dating' a Nigger once (leading it on for nudes, nice tits.)
> this was during Fergusson
> Accidentally send it a racist screenshot from Any Forums
> Immediately made up how offended I was on the spot and lied that a friend shared it and oh how could they
> Nigger bought it
just lie faggot. its easy.
One time on a Teams meeting a coworker was sharing his screen and upon minimizing a window a porn picture appeared. We just laughed and made a quick joke about it and continued with the meeting. Feels good if your coworkers aren't stuck up retards.
What if it was tranny porn
One time I sent a pol-tier voice message to my friend ranting about niggers. Two hours later I realize that I'd accidentally sent it to my female boss. She pretended she didn't notice it and later she gave me a bonus at the end of year kek
The Big Lie is not Hitler saying hes telling one big lie. He is saying the bigger the lie the more the masses will be likely to believe it. Like the holowco$t and covid scams.
Hitler was accusing the jews of telling big lies, not advocating for it, nigger. Try actually reading Mein Kampf
Lean into it. Tell him the truth but make it so he can't fire you for fear of being made to look like a bigot.
>Yeah, sorry I sent you that picture, I was supposed to send it to my twink boyfriend for ideas of what to do this weekend and I just got my browser tabs mixed up. I'm so sorry. This is really embarrassing. I promise it won't happen again.
Done. If he tries to discipline you immediately become enraged and accuse him of being homophobic.
>THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH A LOVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO MEN OR SHITTING IN THE MOUTH OF ANOTHER MAN OR HAVING THAT SAME MOUTH SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH. I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO THE NEWS WITH THIS.
He'll probably give you a raise just to never hear of this ever again.
and what happened?
just tell him you browse Any Forums and you'll get all the promotions
holy shit you retards i know that fuck off
ended up getting let go, but it was funny as hell. I still laugh about it to this day
Legend
functional people with souls don't watch shit porn so he'd unironically have an easier time believing it was some hack / exploit