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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WADDA FUGG WUDDAT :DDD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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WTF WTF WTF WAS THAT

wth was dis

I seriously hate you fucking losers

bulls are reddit and cringe

NIGGER

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Just a reminder max pain for SPY is $449 and NVDA is $260. if the theory holds true, we should have a nice green day. let's see how we do

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

It’s payday, what lotto ticket calls do I yeet my check into

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>every meme stock is dead
>spacs all dead
>oil crushed by iran rumors
What do i buy?! im dying here! i dont want to go back to work.

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SPY needs to drop about 100 dollars per share before I am satisfied

until then every pump is fake and gay

idk you guys this pump looks like some fakeout shit
but I probably sold the bottom so whatever

AHHHH where are we going???

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>Recovered 10% of the dip yesterday for my account
Thank you, market, very cool.

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*scams you

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WTFWT

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>bulls are reddit and cringe

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ISPOW

> tfw will never be first because of the captcha

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Precious metals

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I just want UPRO cheapies so bad....

>SOXL
>Shitting red within the first three minutes
Name a more iconic duo

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literally nothing is happening. crab

buy a pass

Fucking soxl you piece of shit. god fucking damn it

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>tfw my DCA for CRBP is $2.83
>and I still haven’t sold
The appeals of suicide increase daily

Why the fuck is Intel down 4%?????

Buy a pass

CIRCUIT BREAKER IMMINENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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SOXL went red again lmao

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lol, ISPO and CPTN already halted. play the warrants for a quick trade.

i hope that today
we see lots of greens
or else i might start
on amphetamines

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Yup, I'm thinking its a CRAB DAY

oil shit the bed

>palihapitiya scammer leaving SPCE now
kek nice. This guys a retard. Torches everything he touches.

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How low is the volume today, really?

thread theme (soon)

youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

True. I have no idea how you trade within the first hour btw, to me it looks like chaos.

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Crabs, crabs everywhere

CRBP kek

I LOSD ED ALL :DDDD
FUG DIS GAE MAHRGED
NO MOAR GREEN GANDEL :DDD

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fucking hate that guy
unironically he is partially to blame for the GME pump last year

should be in prison

Why not both?

What price do you guys buy soxl?

bros wtf is going on?

SOXL sub 40 incoming again
braaaap

I'm starting to feel that everyone who claimed opex was just a return to the mean was wrong.

SQ going below 100 today. No one will hold finmeme over the weekend. You shorted right user?

Sold my 2/25 calls for a small 15% profit. Too nervous to hold this today and over the weekend

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fuck this market

youtube.com/watch?v=yN17g9rxWh8

below 40 is good.

> DCA 37

fomo at 70 or buy now and sell at 20

Yeah he hopped on it to get retail respect and then bailed on it later too I think. Guys a grifter trying to be a meme intellectual contrarian investor.

I'm waiting on ~$35-36

everyone is realizing that TSLA has no support and its a fucking long way down

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> -0.11%
Is this it? Is this all you can conjure Saruman?

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>9:38 EST
>Calling it for the day
You are the blackest gorilla nigger.

when they announce the reverse split at $4

bro its been 8 minutes....give it a bit to settle down before lighting your hair on fire

I got out of my badly positioned calls on AMD for a profit on that green candle. Fuck yeah.
No trading for me today. I survived.

>ISPOW and CPTNW are flying with the underlyings halted.
today is gonna be another great day.

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To slurp or not to slurp, that is the question.

Good earnings from GDL.TO
Canadian small caps win again

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5 minutes later...

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>INSTEAD OF CRABBING NORMALLY
>WE ARE VIOLENT CRABBING
FUCK THIS DUMB ASS MARKET

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Better LEAP to buy (first time), MSFT or AAPL?

DIX READING
2 MORE WEEKS
EPIC SQUEEZE
HOLD THE LINE APES

the day isn't just starting you timecucks

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No one buying but no one left to sell. Yup, its crab shit.

get rekt stupid bears. money is infinite

How fucked are we today bois?

SOXL sisters hold me I'm scared, I might have overleveraged yesterday

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ogre

but oil isn't

ispow dumped back to what it was trading at yesterday

>0.3553
LMAO

QNGY
NRGV

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>The crabbing has escalated

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i barely even come here anymore, i don't really need to
she already won ages ago

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>Muh VIX
The first and last hour of trading are always a shit show. Come back in 45 minutes.

like your future losses

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Morning pump, lunch time crab, Afternoon Biden will say "muh Russia, come'on man" and we dump into the three day weekend.

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Why is everyone panicking? Just hedge your bets by selling a call on the shares you own, easy way to ride out the down turn.

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PLTR bros, even Cathie is dumping

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btc is abit worrying thou

Most bullish thing ive ever seen.

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I should have taken profit Wednesday when I had the chance....

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For all you max pain faggots, I once built an analytical bot that detected unusual max pain alphas (> 5%) and traded exclusively against them. I made 0 money. It's a complete bullshit theory that doesn't lead to gains despite being a nice idea.

they arent keeping their pre market gains very well.

oh shit bitcucks what are they doing below 40k again?

>PLTR
bro I dont know shit about stocks even I know you dont hold literal memeshit during a bear market(?) when theres a potential war coming

Same bro

how the fuck do you make money in this shit?

Those stocks all bottom when she's run out of the market

a literal retard scam artist built on free money and zombie cos

I told you about the backwards klub rats

damn soxl is really drilling

learn to code obv

God the pits are just pathetic, entire catalogue of AAAAAs and OOOOOs

>potential war coming
Muh war. Not happening midwit.

In this market you buy the put options and just dump your bags on people for more than they're worth.

you get a job

My theory is that it's like the "filling the gaps" bullshit, there's nothing that attracts the line to gaps or max pain other than the line crossing over same prices several times (hence why gaps get filled) and max pain being a rather average number hence why it's very likely to be visited again.

>the virgin max pain analytical bot developer vs. the chad "hmm this coffee taste good, i invest 1 million"

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The bleeding has only just begun.... get out before sour hour.

No matter how bad it gets, I want to thank you all for being my frens

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kek, i'm now the chad "this stock just feels right, here's $50,000" and my le rational trader bot phase is over

Its too late for me.

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You bought the """dip""" yesterday? LOL. LMAO. I think you're going to need this, make sure you go to your interview early.

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Sell some calls and relax...you DO own 100x of the stock youre trading right??!

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Heh, what were you mOOOoooooooooo’ing about earlier mumu?

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This.
TA is just a meme. Only poor fucks draw stupid lines on a chart.

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this is our trading room in 2022

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Does anyone actually have a reason for this or are we just going to accept that the jews have totally lost their minds? Honestly what kind of fucking market makers want this kind of market?

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MY FUCKING SMALL CAPS

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biggest fail week of my life so far...if this doesnt turn around, I may cash out

call call call
who is she ?

OOOOOO EEEEEEE OOO AAA AAA
TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

feels good to know i have so many frens online

anyone got this image but hes playing with a bull and a bear instead?

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nevermind it turns out I had it saved and it wasnt an apu after all

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i only sell calls on green days
that is all

Seems to me sp500 is on its way to retest its previous support

INTEL GOING BANKRUPT

NEVER

the market was a jewish lie all along. they got our money and now they will never give it back.

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sorry user, I do have a UFC image dough

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This is the reason I lift. This is the reason I work out. This is the reason I want to make it.

WORK OUT AND TRADE LIKE YOUR WAIFU DEPENDED ON IT AND GIVE YOURSELF A REASON TO NEVER DISPAIR IN A CRUEL WORLD OF THE MEDIA SHILLING FOR WAR.

I LOVE MARINA DATILLO

SHOUT YOUR LOVE FROM THE ROOFTOPS

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Seriously? Because of random reports some eastern ukrainians are going to move?

wtf was there news?

The fuck is cathy buying up more roku shares?

Why not?

STOP THE COUNT!