IMPLIED OPEN -1776.84 POINTS

What the hell just happened? Did Russia finally invade Ukraine???

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Yes. Sell it all.

everything went down the shitter too

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I don’t usually follow premarket/futures, how is the implied open down so many points but still showing a positive %?

Implied Open = Prior Day Closing + (Futures Value - Fair Value)

Fair Value considers the option price, dividends paid on the underlying stocks in the index, days to the expiration of the option (next end-of-quarter), and current interest rates. (wiki's definition)

it's just a glitch. i wouldn't worry about it.

Are the bank runs in Canada playing a big role into this bullshit or nah?

Its the Fed thinking they can stop hyper-inflation with talk.
This is what Fed talk does.

Banks get even more free money while their share price tanks.
The bears go all in and then get stuck in positions they can't get out of.

nah, not large enough to affect the entire market like this

>getting worse
In reality, it means nothing, because nothing exciting ever happens, and we'll probably just crab or go green.

forgot

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>-1776.84 points
>1776
>US pluto return

Qchads, we made it

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This is what happens when you get your stock market news from CNN kek

holy shit

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below the fair value, so bullish if I'm reading it correctly

I assure you, we will have bright green dildos by dawn. This is the fakest shit I've ever seen. Probably has to do with options expiry or something.

Just sold everything

its options expiry day today.. first time?

DOW futures are + 200 rn

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This is just jewish tricks, if the market was actually going to gap down 10% on open BTC would have already dropped below 30k

Don't care. Not a planet.