/smg/ - Stock Market General

Females pee themselves far more often than males do edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Uhhhh what

How do I invest into tankwondo?

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God I wish I could get Miko to pee on me

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can i just buy TQQQ from here until 2032 and be cool with it

I hope Canada beats Sweden in curling.

So we pumping tomorrow or what?

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Who the fuck watches the Olympics?

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they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but so far this month
i just want to die

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Digits and this fake pump gets annihilated before I wake up

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Probably some VR simulator game to be had where that could happen. Strap it on your face before bed and use it as an alarm clock

Yea... I bought some today for my kid, not touching it for 18 years, just adding more

saw unsharted, it was aight

IT NEVER WORKS FOR ME REEEEE

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Lol btfo

I'm guessing the following:
>Old people
>Ultra Rabid Nationalists looking for something else to argue over
>Communists

The true power move is watching clips or super-cuts of events of moderate interest.

>TRASHMG BEST MG
>BRING BACK TRASHMG

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I like your style

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2nd attempt. Whats up with low vol in 2022. Decreasing since 2018 volmeggedon

Bull run Alert
Did you remember your training?

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Holy shit, I just ran the numbers in Excel
I'm almost $70k down from where I would be if I weren't a retard

Hey scoopsies. I was telling the guys how I was planning to move to Seattle. I was gonna move in with you. I'll make you a deal. I'll be your bodyguard in return for room and board. None of those limp wristed coasties would stand a chance against a Midwest hamchad. Deal?

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IS ANYONE HERE NORMAL

What are you talking about? Volatility has increased and so has volume.

Are you referring to some other metric?

I JUST CHECKED RABBIHOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE IVE BEEN BUSY ALL DAY
WTF HAPPENED TODAY SOXL SISTERS??

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I don't know but I'm looking forward to when SVIX finally starts trading. It'll basically be a 2x powered SVXY, the perfect vehicle for dip buying. Would I hold it long term like the XIVtards in 2016-2017? Hell no I like my money. But for a swing trade dip buying this thing will be a machine. A fucking phenomenon. It and its twin UVIX should start trading very soon

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go fuck yourself

>WTF HAPPENED TODAY SOXL SISTERS??
We were all in UTSL making money during the dumpening. We did flip over to SOXL and BULZ at the bottom though so tomorrow should be excellent. How's that FNGU and TQQQ doing?

buy every dip
sell every rip
>+15% day
>-1% day
>-12% day
>???

WHAT THE FUCK
I just ran the numbers again... I'm now over $400 THOUSAND below where I should be!
My god... I picked some bad investments in the 2010s...

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IMMA NIGGERMONKEY
>OOH OOH AH AH!!!

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appreciate it but did you not read the thing? The short fund will be a 1x the long fund a 2x

I'll take that as a "maybe"

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>aging cunnies ice skating / doing gymnastics and looking more beautiful than any woman you'll ever meet irl
yeah, haha, why?

FB is fucked.

go fuck yourself

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OIL BROS

THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US

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how to max my gains when i have 300 a month to gamble on.???

Yeah I read it, SVXY is a 1/2x short but if you look at the chart you notice volatility spikes tend to be very quick and recover quickly so the annualized gains are actually higher than e.g. TQQQ or SOXL for a given dip. The annualized gains on SVIX will exceed everything else currently tradeable in the equities market. You should be very excited by this prospect if you're a swing trader