What was the funniest way you've ever earned money?

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I was airdropped a token called pregnant butt from a thread in Any Forums

I had sex and forgot the cam was still on

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HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF JANNIES

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fuck you bro. i was 2 clicks away from selling my airdrop for 6k, but i held that shit like a fucking retard

i sold an old pair of shoes to some dude on my way out of the casino for $100. he waa chasing some pussy in there amd couldnt get in with his flip flops. Came home from casino without shoes and gd was like wtf happened? I made 3500 that night playing poker so good day.

I invested in commodities and gold and then I watched as the global markets collapsed and the boomers and normies lost everything they had.

Shit was cash. Laughed my tits off every night.

My airdrop was literally worth $45k and my finger was also on the trigger and I decided not to. I'm also retarded but I did get a few thousand out of it.
Keenan stopped by Any Forums the other day and said he's planning another airdrop. be here March 7th

i also used to pick drunk people up walking home from the clubbing strip when i was driving home from casino early in the mornings. Most people lived a long way out and figured they were obviously too poor to get a taxi so was a nice thing to do. One day saw my old manager from my old job drunk off his face stumbling around and asked if he wanted a ride home. took him back to his place and he started begging me to come inside so he could suck my dick. Said nah, then he said he'd pay me so i said $500 and you can suck my dick. At a certain price point we are all gay and i found out what my price was that night.

>what was the funniest way you've ever earned money?
I had a doctor ask me to come over and figure out why their printer/fax wasn't working

it wasn't plugged into power outlet

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lmao

It's not gay to let other people suck your dick.

fucking your mom in the ass for $5

copy pasted a cryptopunk onto a fantom nft platform when it launched and someone bought it for $120

i bought a house in 2018 for 700k. sold last month for 2.3 mil. god bless california.

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When I was at elementary school, I sold literally trash, like empty soda bottles, to other kids by telling them they could use it as toys. At junior high, some friends and I organized "fights" at the bathrooms and charged other kids for the entrance.

are you me?

Staking in Govworld staking pool user
It's fucking based more than anything with its APYs

Eat shit beaner.

wtf, is that how you fuck your mum

Because you are ignorant user

fuck shit

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