Million dollars Business idea: a coffee alternative that doesn't taste bad and doesn't make you poop

Million dollars Business idea: a coffee alternative that doesn't taste bad and doesn't make you poop

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Soooo... Choccy milk?

it's called starbucks idiot

Shit idea coffee tastes great and people use it to help regulate their poop anyway. Also how would you do it? What flavour? What ingredients products and processes? Why not just say "I'll sell coca cola"?

OP idea: what about a vagina alternative that isn't attached to a woman and doesn't make you straight

That also sounds great

>doesnt make you poop
SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT YOU RETARD ?

it tastes wonderful and the pooping feature is the best part

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Starbucks is garbage
And what the fuck is wrong with your bodies that coffee gives you the shits?

its called red bull you retard

coffee induces more acidity which causes shit

Be more base then

That's a bad idea, I like the coffe tast and i need it in the morning to take a poop

I drink coffee every morning specifically to poop nicely. I take a lot of opiates so this effect is awesome for me

so selling regular water? that exists already

It's called soda. You may want to invest in coca cola corp or Pepsi co. Dyor not a financial advisor

why wouldn't i want to poop?

1 number away from quads but still based and fleshlight pilled

Coffee making you have to poop is a really common effect.

if you don't like coffee you're not white

Just add a base like baking soda.