REMINDER: the probability that the Fed will raise by 50-75 basis points in March FELL from 93.8% to 34.7% the market has been throwing a tantrum this whole past month, over a potential 50 basis point rate hike - a 93.8% chance is near certainty the Fed minutes today destroyed that BUY THE DIP YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING FAGGOTS!!! cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>go on stocktwits for [any popular stock it doesn't matter] >"This stock is amazing it's going [some absurd % up in some absurdly short period of time] >next post is "This stock is fucking garbage the management are literal baby rapists it's going [some absurd % down in some absurdly short period of time]", alternatively the classic "I'm a buyer at -50% of this stock's currently value!" >people posting various versions of these two posts all day at each other back and forth forever
what is stocktwits end-game here, exactly? no one is ever reasonable here like "hey guys here's some actual DD at even a basic level, i believe this suggests the price will generally go up and also it's in an uptrend with higher highs and higher lows which is good" it's just like "HAHA IM A BUYER OF SOXL AT $1 LMAOOOOO~~~~~" or "GME TO $1000000000000000000000000000 PER SHARE TO THE MOOOON! SQUOOAZEEZEEE!!!"" i don't get it, it's never reasonable either way and it's never ever based on any real data besides maybe random meme lines or god forbid Fibonacci retracements
How retarded would it be to FOMO into miners on the open? I feel like I just answered my own question when I typed this out tbqh
Logan Young
>embracer (embrac) releases report >24% higher increase in growth than consensus estimate >handily beat every other estimate, except being slighly off on margin due to some one-off costs >ups forecasts for the next few years by 25 and 30 percent >44 percent more games being made >dumps today I don't understand anything.
>omg omg think of the children >were starting war sell everything >windows? What do you mean there's still windows on the kindergarten building that just got hit with artillery >Stop noticing things goy!!
If I buy CME futures, who or what actually decides the price of these commodities? If you buy futures for stocks or cryptos you can always derive the price from the spot market, but how does it work for commodities? Like, is there a spot market for orange juice in the CME that we can derive the price from? Can I go there and pick up a barrel of orange juice? Or how does any of this fucking work?
SPY will not go above $460 again for at least 3 years
Logan James
What's the difference?
Mason Cooper
I only care about VIX. But more seriously I have doubts about how to play this opex plus a Ukraine rugpull can happen at anytime. I guess I'll just wait and see, maybe short VIX if it goes much higher, which is pretty similar to buying the SPY dip.
Adrian Gonzalez
RUSSIAN
TROOPS
SELL EVERYHTING SELL EVERYTHING RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO INVADE
WE NEED TO PRINT MORE MONEY FOR BIPOC. BLACK PEOPLE CANT WORK BECAUSE DAYCARE COSTS ARE TOO HIGH
user does need a permission to fuck your wife, but rest assured, the marriage certificate pointing at you as her husband will remain yours while everyone else has a turn with her.
Christian Brown
>literally a horizontal hit >probably from a tank >probably deliberate just to say "look they shelled children" >this affects the markets somehow fucking hell
Nathan Cook
Good rebuttal. Not really sure anymore. The soviet style propaganda Biden and Psaki pryake in to manipulate the masses seems to be working.
>pull back his troops They are 100 miles from the Ukraine border, how much further with Russian territory would you like?
Lincoln Turner
Why dont you just ask Biden to shut the fuck up and focus on the US? Seems a little easier than trying to force another sovereign nation into doing the budding of the jews.
>its the year 2042 >the SPY and QQQ regularly fear trade +/- 15% a day >BTC is listed on the exchange and is 1.2M USD/coin >hilary clinton is serving her 5th term as president >RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE INVADING ANY DAY NOW. COULD BE THIS WEEKEND
Have you setved in the mikitary? Im guessing not. I remember a day when democrats seethed at anyone starting a war. My how times change. Do me a favor and chop your tiny penis off so yoir kind doesnt infect the rest of society, k fren?
Joshua Ramirez
I don't give a shit. Ask the fucking ukraine goverment. Pretty dumb take to say they are not that close, when putin himself said yesterday they will retreat. So he acknowledges the situation.
>Pretty dumb take to say they are not that close You DO understand when the MSM says "there are russia troops on the border", that they've always been doing drills 100 miles from the ukrainian border, right? You do understand that fact, right?
Shit nigger, we need to dismantle Fort Drum and Fort Sam Huston, why is Biden trying to start a war with Canada and Mexico? Why is Biden such a zenophobe and racist?
It's like a boomer saw some GME DD and decided to pay some intern to spam it all over the "social media" in order to drum up liquidity for their fly by night company.
Owen Russell
Don’t you get bored of fucking randoms? I couldn’t get over the fact that I felt literally nothing afterwards with them cuddled up naked beside me.
Leo Reyes
note the step ladder inside. My take is that it's an abandoned building scheduled for renovation and someone started sledgehammering it. There is no actual military action going on in the region. Unless Putin has invisible tanks or railguns shooting straight for 200 miles.
