/smg/ - Stock Market General

I just woke up, what happened?

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/female:witch
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for metaverse maries
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

I still don't know what a "bhenchod" is

It means someone who shills NVDA

Wait wut? You'd have to pay to use it??

Gigabrain here. These are memes:
Machine Learning/Neural Networks outside advertising
Metaverse
VR
Everything related to crypto, but especially blockchain
PLTR
You can still trade them against other smoothbrains though. That is all.

sir you are mother of a group

OMG OMG ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

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Daily reminder to dump your tech tranny bags and rotate into oil and uranium

PE is a meme metric and you're using it wrong.

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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BLACK AGAIN

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reminder that PE at face value is meaningless and people shorting NVDA are the next TSLA bears

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It’s very simple gamers, we buy CRSR till we own half

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i hoped that the line
would go up to the right
but instead i learned
that i'm not very bright

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WE JUST NEED TWO MORE WEEKS TO STOP THE INVASION BRO!

Oh no!
Anyway two more weeks

UP
DOWN
SIDEWAYS
UP
DOWN
SIDEWAYS

bloody basterd

RIP to every otm NVDA options trader
I guarantee they're gonna make sure the stock fluctuates between 257 and 263 until friday

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Sustainable aviation fuel is the future

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It is okay, we are having talks with Iran to balance things out

Free NFT of this stock market poem is available..

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can I just get a full-on year long crash? I need to buy some cheapies.

Gigabrain here GEVO is also a meme.

yes, 5 dollars a week for Truth Social. DWAC trannies are going to be liquidated

Worst foreplay ever.

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ser please do not redeem

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If beyond meat goes to 75$ this week i will heem every Loli poster in this thread

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can SOXL hurry up and hit $50 again so I can take profit?

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Should I put down 45k into DWAC or TMTG ticker? What's the difference?

VR is not a meme. If you own one you would know faggot. Don't worry, I own 80k worth of Gevo. I'm all in

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Boomer Something Awful

Apparently that's fake
nypost.com/2021/10/12/trump-threatens-free-speech-app-with-legal-action-its-luring-his-fans/

0% chance that's true chud

SOXL won't be $45 again

NVDA sisters are in luck - the normal diapers they wear for their 24/7 periods will double as an ass bag tmw bright and early when NVDA drops like 300lbs of shit out their clenched, protruding rectums

Oh no. Anyway...

Im guessing the Fed agent that is assigned to you is on meds by now, yup, many scripts.

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Lmao VR is a meme. I have one I use to play beat saber and that’s all. Can’t stand to have that shit on my head for more than 10 minuets it feels claustrophobic

The bridge could be training, which is what russia claims they are doing on the border anyway. The real point is that Russia is not moving troops, but at this point who knows what putin is waiting for. maybe he just wants Ukraine to suffer a week or two longer. lmao

>TVs on face
Yes, so innovative
ROFL

Or maybe, just maybe, he was never going to invade because his troops have always been about 100 miles from the border.

nickname for chad

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yeah i need that shirt

Buy the Index and quit being poor. Trover saves the universe, the Lab's xortex, the walking dead saints and sinners and on and on. You are both either trolling or dumb af

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Made for BBC

Smoothbrains like yourself are allowed to be proud. Wrong, but proud.
See ya later, nerds.
*dabs*

I NEED YOU TO PUMP THE HECKIN FUTURINOS RIGHT THE FRICK NOW!!!!

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Here, i saved you a copy.

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You can put an offer in
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No.

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keep animals locked up in cages/prisons should be illegal

I'm pretty sure he just knows my oil calls expire Friday and is just waiting before invading so I can't profit

>shirt
Stay away from my sister bhenchod

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Is that begging?

Weird, all my friends who played with my VR were blown away and extremely jelly. Sucks you don't have a 2.5k computer, 1k vr and friends. You are a fool, an absolute fool

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i saw you strip a pixel in height. dont scam me

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No, I offered to give it away for free already

no

Sounds gay

I have the Jews summoning it as we speak user

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futures are recovering

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i hear a sound from the closet. It’s getting louder. Very loud now. Oh my god. What’s in the closet.

go in there

Your sexuality?

My appologies, that was my copy, heres yours.

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URANIUM IS THE FUTURE
U
U
UEC
E
C
supply and demand and the invisible hand
will take uranium bulls to the promised land.

Its your homosexuality trying to break out

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I’m trying to get this shirt rn