Be me, have debilitating social anxiety from years of childhood bullying by adults

>be me, have debilitating social anxiety from years of childhood bullying by adults
>had to fight with all the kids too so now I'm just a complete shut in at 24
>load up a Modern Warfare match with 2v2 snipers only
>there's a girl on my team
>consider leaving the game because I'm so nervous, decide to stay
>she gets 5 kills
>finally I muster "ughm you're pretty good... heh"
>"thanks" obviously she's really shy and depressed too by the way she sounds
>send her a friend request after we win
>from then on we play everyday
>I learn that she's a detective and the British MIT and US CIA consult her expertise for all sorts of cases that they can't solve
>she's 18 too
>she even plays with dominoes or chess with pro players while talking to inspectors
>mfw she is now getting paid millions to solve all kinds of complicated crimes while I'm just playing Modern Warfare all day
>she recently gave birth to our third child, he has the highest IQ confirmed by doctors, around 220 which is more than his siblings

Crypto or being rich had literally nothing to do with me being happy. It's not a meme. Being rich doesn't make you happy. Finding someone who is just as autistic and quiet as you, is what will make you happy. In hindsight I think she just needed someone to talk to and feel loved, she was barely able to talk at all before meeting me and her voice was so quiet but now she talks to me all the time. And we don't have to talk all the time either we can just be quiet while cuddling or playing video games.

So to conclude. Don't try to make it. Don't look at charts all day. All you have to do is find someone with the same characteristics as you who is a virgin and just as autistic. Real love will bring you happiness, not fake numbers on a screen.

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Beautiful story user. Gamers always win in the end

Not gonna lie, somehow the combination of your greentext and the way you write emanates that old school "big dick" energy. Maybe the girl also subconsciously sensed it while gaming with you

I have that I still want money
Being rich is important, I'd rather travel the world with my aspengers anxious qt than stay home and work all day thanks
Being happy and being rich are irrelevant

my wife, the person I finally gave my heart and love to left me last month. I've been dead inside ever since. Last night she spent an hour and a half telling me how much she doesn't want to be back together.

Faggot you found the unicorn and now you expect every user to find a unicorn?
We don't have your luck where playing some shitty game will give us our unicorn. Best we can do is improve physically, financially, mentally and maybe then hope for a girl who isn't a complete trainwreck.
What a shit thread.
It's obviously a larp but incase it isn't, I hope she leaves your faggot ass.

tl;dr
bring wealthy doesn't solve your real problems, just your trivial ones
but if its not making you happier, then youre just not rich

of course its a larp, retard. the point is the premise is also wrong.

What the fucking LARP schizophrenic fantasy is this? Lmao, 18 year old girl consulting the CIA, take your meds schizo

lol did you really believe her user? that's pretty cute and endearing honestly. i think i believe you because you actually believed her