be me

> be me
> horny and curious
> download Grindr to see if I can find a cute tranny
> find a semi passable one near me
> message her
> she hits me back
> we chat for a bit
> she invites me over to smoke at her place

Should I bros?

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No. Go to church.

it's time to get gay, faggot

depends
are you gay?
much rides on your answer

No? What the hell is wrong with you. This can’t be real. Delete all that shit off your phone and go to the gym

stop trying to normalize trannies

do it, there is no bad outcome. either you leave, disgusted, or you learn that you're gay.

>cute tranny

if you think women are bad about deceptive angled photos, just wait til you see him

Just admit you're gay

Jack off. Do you still think it’s a good idea? If yes, go for it. If not (most likely) don’t go and get rid of the app user.

Captcha is literally: H0MO0

Faggots like OP ngmi kids.

This, its a man

If the answer is yes a disgusting asshole that poo comes out of also rides on his penis.

>she

Maybe I’m just on a dry spell but not that bad honestly

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You are trolling. That thing is DISGUSTING. Looks like that bitch who worked at the front desk in monsters inc.
“MIKE WEZOWSKIIIIIIIIIII”

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there’s no fucking way you’re serious user lmao

What zero pussy does to a motherfucker

comfy bear market lulz

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>passable
Please be joking

Cmon man you can at least find an 18 year old passable femboi/trap ffs.

Looks like that fat bald faggot with the fake eyebrows.

this dude is AT LEAST 48...LOL

theres no fucking way this isn't a troll. holy fuck if you think thats passable then you must swipe right on every single gross bitch on earth

> Her

On a different note, yes, fuck him of he's cute. You are op so you are already gay.

Well I’m talking to this one too but she’s working tonight and can’t host.

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I don't know who to feel more sorry for, you for being so incomprehensibly retarded or him because you technically doxed this poor mentally ill man.

How do you get the cute ones to respond? Do you just need to be tall and jacked? They also all seem to only want 8inch dicks or bigger and I’m 5.5…

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he looks like his bussy smells like cheese

seek help

no
you're disgusting and you'll only realize that after you finish gargling the tranny cum
but then you'll probably drink yourself stupid and do it again next weekend

>Digits of truth
You must go, At least for the free weed, If you don't like man-ass or cock, go home and stare at charts.

is her name Tam?

hahahahah you almost had me user. You almost had me

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I thought you said passable?
>As Hulk Hogan's gay illegitimate child, Right user?

It's probably gonna be a nasty 30yo dude in a dress

nigga u gay