/smg/ Stock Market General

You can read it, or watch the 15 minute video. That was just pasta of it because it's too long lmfao.
youtube.com/watch?v=oihV9yrZRHg
archiveofourown.org/works/28900962

OH GOD THE CHOPS
I'M GETTING SO CHOPPED OUT HERE
THE CHOPPAGE IS INTENSE

NVDA has a forward P/E of 47, who the fuck is buying?

>SOXL $46

always bet on lum

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GUYS ITS A BULL TRAP TRUST ME MY MEME LINES SAID QQQ IS GOING TO ZERO

A RUSSIAN TANK FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AHHHHHHHH

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5 minutes until biden dumps it

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but it says it goes to 300

No pattern continues forever.

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what is in 5 minutes?

Sold my SOXL calls

very good day

reminder that we have dumped on the thursday and friday of every week this month. so take profit tomorrow just in case

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Pump it.

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>A RUSSIAN TANK FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
You asked for delivery comrade?
youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AdzZBx2eUcQ

THERE'S
A
STAR
MAN
(buy DIS)

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Well bobo?
Any last words?

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I want to leverage up disgustingly on SOXS right fucking now, but I won't, I'll wait for open tomorrow and probably miss a couple percent of the guillotine red dildo SOXX will get

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I take it gold and silver are going to get slammed down again now that the war fears are over..

you sell that shit at close today and repent

Tomorrow will be better.
NVDA and AMAT are reporting.
You should have waited.

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When do you guys get your tax statement s from your broker?
Schwab doesn't give mine until this friday.

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What other SOXL earnings are today and tomorrow? I thought there were a couple.

I'm not paying taxes to niggers, faggots, and kikes.

To buy SOXL puts or no. I could fuck myself if I buy puts even if that shit my crash when biden speaks.

for shitposting purposes somebody really needs to make an edit of ran hanging herself for days like this when soxl pumps to an insane degree

I'm in love. Is there any pics of this jew in her underpants?

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Don’t be assholes. Should I sell before close and hope that there is another dip tomorrow or just hold and hope that it doesn’t dip?

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I'm so mad about that. I just want to get my annual government protection money paid and these fags are dragging their feet.

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>soxl puts
>on jewvidia earnings
do it

fun day put im dumping my shit pre-Brandon "speech"

gl lads

I got my schwab ones in the mail a week ago

Anyone reason why the idiot holding the txn 185p 2/18 exercised on me yesterday?

I bet it pumps tomorrow with semi earnings.

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no dips from now on
line only go up
>Verification not required.

Yes user, sell right before NVIDIA earnings

I legit saw on CNN this morning that the WH was saying the invasion is imminent. I have no idea what the shot here is. The Biden admin just keeps looking dumber every day.

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shes cute

JIM BRANDON SAVED US FROM THE EVIL RUSSIAN HACKERS AND INVASION BRO!

Probably.

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LMFAO

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It's very simple user, over the course of a few quarters of growth, E can catch up. That's what buyers are betting on. It's not guaranteed but it happens all the time. MSFT used to have a 3 digit P/E but then E caught up.

Got mine a week ago or so from TDA.

AMAT and NVDA tomorrow are all I know about.

based newfag

holy shit the media gets more fucking pathetic everyday

yea fuck this
anyone questioning the regime is a terrorist

Oh look another bear who's wrong

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>i learned about kids jumping on my lap
>and i love kids jumping on my lap
>t. biden

Wasnt zero hedge extremely anti bush?

Every time that retarded nigger worshiping faggot talks the stock market dumps.
I hope they can impeach the fucker.

ultra-nigger-kek

Sell your SOXL and buy UTSL. When SOXL dumps and UTSL moons, sell the UTSL and buy SOXL back. Wash rinse repeat

They have no credibility.

$46 SOXL

Just go fuck her yourself user. Just be the side dish and give her biz bucks

I'M UP 15 FUCKING PERCENT LET'S GOOOOO can't wait to be down 20% tomorrow

Exactly right. Not time to buy gold yet. Inflation macro still too strong.

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Who the fuck still praises the name of the war criminal?

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good for you, my loss is your gain
im down 45%

Imagine seething over an hero hedge

But, does anyone actually believe this? This is like USSR levels of gaslighting

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its all lies no matter where it comes from, the white house, the media

kek

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sold my AMD before Biden speaks. There is nothing good he can say

>multiple intraday parabolic moves upward on DWAC for no reason

What do they know?

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THE ECONOMY IS SAVED!!

What the fuck bros what happened to muh dip?

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i learned about roaches and kids

At the time people did, the point is I wouldnt consider them conservative.

I bought 5 puts at $46 that I intend to sell before close....between the crazy runup and Brandon speaking I have confidence theyll print 10% maybe more

time's up

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Welp, let's get your predictions bois where does the market end today?

I GOTTA FEELIN!

*WoooooooHoooooooo*

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!!!

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after retard money sold and went short after all the fearmongering, it's time to reverse on them

only an absolute fucking moron believing the MSM would believe war was ever imminent

2 MINUTES TILL NUCLEAR LAUNCH

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SOXL basically caught up to what it was on Friday before the hysteria induced doomp.
>nooooooo you're supposed to take our word for it
Glowniggers seething right now.

Is he about to use a scroll of icarian flight?

I'm selling between 2027 and 2030 based on capex cycle, but you do whatever you want mate. Maybe you're right and humanity won't need any more semis after this week.