How will Wednesday affect my portfolio?

How will Wednesday affect my portfolio?

Attached: zelensky.png (595x635, 506.45K)

Its gonna be another nothingburger

what time exactly?wsryn

wasnt it supposed to be today?
>wednesday comes
>it will be next tuesday

Attached: 1625003933473.png (258x195, 81.71K)

It's going to crab.

why wednesday. why not tuesday, thursday, friday or saturday and sunday. hell it could even be monday. or maybe even in 2 more weeks.

SELL FOR YOU LIVES
FOOOLS

you will see a gigantic pump, followed by a gigantic dump and at the end it will be ±0.0001%

Kike puppet actor and kike puppet state vs kike puppet actor(Putina) and kike puppet state(Russia). Nothing will happen, some skirmishes at best between glowniggers and kike mercenaries.

In reality nobody cares about Ukraine, Israel or any other kike shithole, it is being forcefully showed down our throats by the globohomo media.

his handlers said it was an "ironic joke"

priced in

Huge pump when normies realize that is all white house larping
White house/CIA will say "next week"
This is the new china ban Bitcoin fud.

It's another nothingburger. Putin is just an insecure manlet terrified of the mighty US of A

Lmao, yeah this. Still all I want to know is how to profit off it.

Unironically bullish

it won't be affected

Attached: 1644870074061.png (620x278, 32.91K)

Missing a few zeros

Attached: 87544FC5-C68B-409C-A673-8FB4DCE9CED7.png (495x495, 309.17K)

COPE

aww. you fucker sold the bottom

Cope with what?

Yearly Ukraine nothing burger
Nothing is gonna happen

PRESIDENT BRANDON PROMISED ME THERMONUCLEAR WAR TODAY YET THERE IS STILL PEACE WHY CAN'T DEMS KEEP THEIR FUCKING PROMISES AAHHHHH

Kek

>Russia announces to the world the exact day on which they will invade
I refuse to believe anyone would fall for this. There is no way people are that fucking retarded.

>they will do this
>they will do that
>because... uhh.... i said so

wow i love fearmongering

so when they get attacked, does the bitcoin offices get blown up?

These are the people that got butt fucked by Taliban. Anything is possible.

That's cute, they set a date like it's some kind of playdate.

>COPE
... for what reason?
This whole debacle is fake as hell retard

suposelly putin let know when he will atack, do someone believe this?

usa should front run russia and attack ukraine on tuesday