AEW Rampage Gamethread #1

>TNT Championship Match: Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Andrade
>Face of The Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy vs. Anthony Bowens.
>AEW Women's Championship Contract Signing: Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. & Thunder Rosa
>Wardlow vs. Nick Comoroto
>Serena Deeb's 5 Minute Challenge

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finally wrestling is starting

* AEW TNT Champion Sammy Guevara retained over Andrade El Idolo. Matt Hardy tried to attack Guevara but Sting and Darby Allin made the save

* QT Marshall called out Hook but when Hook came out, QT ordered security to go after him. Hook took them out

* Wardlow defeated Nick Comoroto. Aaron Solo and Shawn Spears were at ringside. Wardlow destroyed Comoroto with 5 or 6 powerbombs for the win. Solo tried to dive onto Wardlow after the match but Wardlow caught him for another powerbomb

* Serena Deeb defeated Kayla Sparks to win her latest Professor’s 5 Minute Rookie Challenge in just 2.5 minutes

* Thunder Rosa and AEW Women’s World Champion Britt Baker sign their contract for Revolution after promos by both. Rosa attacked Baker but Baker, Rebel and Jamie Hayter beat her down. Mercedes Martinez turned face and made the save with her pipe, receiving a big home state pop. They put Hayter through the table and stood together to celebrate, Rosa raising the title in the air

* Face of The Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy defeated Anthony Bowens. Cassidy joins Keith Lee, Wardlow, Powerhouse Hobbs, and FTW Champion Ricky Starks as confirmed entrants in the 6-man match

the world shall know PAIN!

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But Impact was on just yesterday

>Serena Deeb's 5 Minute Challenge

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It's Friday Night and you know what that means Excerement!
>>TNT Championship Match: Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Andrade
Sammy vs Mr. Charles Flair in a ratings plummeting match, Hardy will interfere and Darby and Sting will help Sammy
>>Face of The Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy vs. Anthony Bowens.
LOLZPOCKETSWINS
>>AEW Women's Championship Contract Signing: Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. & Thunder Rosa
A waste of 5 mins
>>Wardlow vs. Nick Comoroto
Wardlow wins in a match that belongs on DARK
>>Serena Deeb's 5 Minute Challenge
Serena Deebs destroys another green shitter instead of being TBS champion.

It's FRIDAY Cope-Page on ALL DEBUT WRESTLING, Please watch

Will it be remotely over this time?

Holy shit I called it, before even seeing the results.

don't care drone, still watching

I reckon AEW would be so much better with a younger announce team. It's supposed to be a new and exciting brand but we hear from a call team with the combined age of 176.

My favorite part of AEW commentary is when you can tell JR is obviously pissed or confused, and he starts sarcastically burying the show

>Tuned in in time for Vader
Based.

Hope

Rebel jobbers had no chance.

THIS IS RAMPAGE BAYBEE

>[TNT Original Program]
>LET'S ROLL
>THIS IS RAMPAGE BABY

Hope this fruit get his other cornea scratched,

>the influencer chris jericho
jericho better be turning heel if he’s gonna force that nickname cause it works me into a seethe

BASED DESTROYER OF CONTI

Andrade needs the belts desu. tired of lil samuel

what a chop

>Wardog vs Based Caveman

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I thought this was live, bros?

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Sammy's ass is always hanging out

It is live. From Wednesday.

Sammy was another PAWG all along.

Def intentional.

it was, for the fans

Its too fat to be contained

Who is Deeb's challenger?

Think of the female demographic. The gay community is just a bonus

Andrade has it all, he should be in the main event scene.

Sammy has nothing. He should lose the strap and all other matches

It's live to tape.

Charlotte hands typed this

I wish to eat Sammy's ass

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YOH cosplay

Well..
Fair enough then!

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you WILL watch the racism train show

give it time

That was Ric Flair selling

>ad breaks this early

>Sammy's ass is always hanging out

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thought we all agreed you were taking a trip, user

How did they turn the kino that was Snowpiercer into a shlocky tv show?

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did I just see a mark in the crowd with a 247 title? kek

Andrade thought about not selling that leap there.

I want to see Darby team up with Andrade.

looked like andrade gave sammy an upper cut there

THATS THE WALL BROTHER

Andrade is trying to recruit him but the old man is in dee way

If they can't get more impact than a light graze on their opponent with a dive they shouldn't do it, it looks stupid when they sell shit that barely hits.

I miss her

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Andrade needs to wear trunks again

MADCAPPED

>We agreed
What are you? A mod?
Also
>Announcing a report
Newfag.

I know, I know.

imagine Pam with Tay's body

Sammy wrestles the way people say the Young Bucks wrestle

the big reveal is going to be its a prequel to the film and either sean bean or blindspotting dude is John Hurt

Checked.
She really was punching above her weight desu.

I'm not reporting shit. Aren't you kumquat or whatever? it was a gentleman's agreement for a filter.