C’MON AJ PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!

>C’MON AJ PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WHTE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! AJ YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WHTE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH BIG E AND LASHLEY!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO THE VELVETEEN DREAM ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WHTE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF EQUALITY I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

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imagine typing this

kek

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I bet it was fun. I enjoyed reading it.

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Based incel social reject genetic dead end loser tryhard-but-fails-hard-anyway shitposter

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Kek

Kek based

I agree with this sentiment but this also made me laugh so let’s enjoy OP’s insanity

KEK BASED
/woo/ddit about to finna seethe at this

you're mentally ill

>seething

based

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Holy shit. Take your fucking meds.

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For a moment I thought he was refering to AJ Styles there.

fine speech

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>can't differentiate an obvious joke from a serious statement

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Kek will cm phil ever recover?

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Lol

holy kek

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Kek based

Christ is King
Death to the illegitimate state of Israel, the Great Satan, his synagogue, and his children (jews).

Verification not required.

CM PHIL ETHERED

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING MR.MENDEZ STOP!
>THE BABY IS BLACK!
>IT WAS JUST BORN ALBINO!

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The Austin Theory of Any Forums posters.

The post that saved p dub