SmaCCK DOwn Gamruhtread #2

ard: >Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns to sign contract prior to their Winner Take All Championship Unification at WrestleMania >Sami Zayn to celebrate his Intercontinental Championship victory >Drew McIntyreto battle Madcap Moss in a WWE Elimination Chamberrematch
R: 11 / I: 1
Would a Chechen

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Still watching to see the return of the GOAT women’s wrestler, Sasha Banks!!!!!! Fuck all waifufag virgin cucks. That’s Mikaze’s wife for life.

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>Mikaze
you mean Cuckaze

very low quality thread wtf

what the fuck is this OP?

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So sexy, I might wear one of her shirts at Wrestlemania and she might wanna fugg

FELLAS

Recommend me a good pornstar to fap to /smack/.

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BOOK HIS DEBUT

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NXT Lvl Up preshow

shawn michaels

mommy

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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Austin Theory

Based Boogs and Nakker hitting the big time with a comfy non-annoying commercial

based darkies

FROIDEH NOIGHT FOIGHT NOIGHT

Sam Roberts is a useless piece of shit.

>Smelly Vikings
>We can smell them coming from a mile away

VIKING SHARTERS CONFIRMED CANON.

Is Sam Roberts on a contract and if so, when does it expire?

>Fuck all waifufag virgin cucks.
Would a gimmick where Sasha takes incel's virginity get over?

Sasha Banks is The Best At Everything. The only women’s wrestler that actually matters in any promotion. I’m not giving (You)s to waifufag virgin cucks. Mikaze won at life and you’re all forever single nobodies. Facts are facts. Try talking to a woman in real life.

Where the fuck is Kayla and why is Sam Roberts doing her job?

Lads I just got home what Did I miss?

>pornstars
Do people really? What's wrong with amateur stuff?

Foxy Di
finna

WATCH AEW

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>Tag Unification match
Brand Splits Ending 100%

She's on vacation

RAPE

Xia is pre sex

XIACHADS

>they can smell them coming from a mile away
>get pearl harbored
kek based

I want Xia Li to spit on me and insult me in Chinese

Tranny are you ok?

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>Tonight, Natalya won't need protection
What did she mean by this

MADE FOR BWC

bing chilling!

Get the fuck outta here. They didn't say that, r-right?

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Xia Li is a man. Thanks for coronavirus existing.

Lads are we really going into WW3?

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I kneel to China and Xia

I want to force Xia Li to pay her rent

her entrance sucks but this chick is fucking hot

>from ching chong, china
kek

>BWC
No such thing.

rolling

>From Chong Ching Chinga Ching chong Chichity China the Chinese Chicken

this entrance sucks

evil fucking company

Yup! All thanks to Vince McMahon's idol Vladimire Putin!

No, Ukraine is gonna get its shithole remodeled and nobody will stop Russia

xiabros

Zamn. 2k22 looks nice

This repetitive crap ain't even worth shitposting. On to listening to based Jim Rome slamming jackasses like Softball Guy and Joe from Portland.

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did the announcer say ching chong? wtf

He definitely did that on purpose.

The state of your motion tracking, also:
>from Chong Ching, China
You can't make this shit up.

Xia Li with the Lianshi gimmick

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No, fap to whoever you rolled.

lads i deserve a kwab i just accidentally clicked Get Captcha on a Verification:Not Required and it made me do a puzzle

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Naaaaa, is only more "sanctions"

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>here's your new asuka bro

>chongqing
>ching chong
Eh, same difference.

They didn't seriously say Chong Ching, China. Come on.

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Yeah

I audibly kek'd when I heard that. The memes write themselves

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ChongQING

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>I WANT SASHA!
>I WANT SASHA!
>I WANT SASHA!
SmackDown is boring without her.

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kwab

hope i get Zelina's cute size 5 feet

You're probably too excited from watching Smack. we understand.

Rollan for Naomi or Lana to do slutty things to my pee pee tonight.

Chong Qing
Q in china is like Zh
So it's Chong Zhing
It's retarded I know

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>tfw you will never bury your tongue in natty's anus while squeazing her nipples like they're dials to activate her brap box

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GABBA GULAK

IS THAT GULAK

Nah user, you had to accomplish something to get your post through. That's the sign of a man who has shit together.

HAHAHAH MANNY YOU FUCKING LOSER

they need to give gulak to impact

Natalya is a plastic tranny. Absolutely disgusting. Retire already you ugly cunt!

IS THAT GULAK

>Rousey

Ehh sure why not. Get over here thotty, let me put another baby in ya.

what happened i was looking away

Why is gulak so cool?

GULAG

No, nobody is bothering to physically help Ukraine. Putin is going to overthrow the government and turn it into a rump state. Sanctions be damned.

Gulak was backstage and Pat yelled "IS THAT GULAK"

Gulak looking like fucking Ryan Gosling

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Wtf is that Natalya?

It's Gulak, Josh.

i wanna give xia a big sniff

aliyah thinks those holes are pockets

can Xia Li win the record for fastest win by knockout1.7 seconds next time.

>More like

DEM THIGH'AS LEE

Amirite? Eh, eh, anybody?

This is boring. Get Sasha Banks out here already. Jesus Christ.

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH Gulak kinda lookin bussin frfr no cap

H

He looks like DareDevil

It shouldn't reset the "Verification not required." pass. But KWAB nonetheless since you still had to do the puzzle.

based

BIG GUYS MANNY'S ALIVE

The undercard has been ripped to shreds lmao

lmaooooooo based crowd
do lets go brandon next

nobody meaner

what was the chant?

What is that chant

Be honest with me lads, are you watching Rampage tonight?

Is Natalya’s outfit supposed to be from some Anime?

I mean...they kinda are?

Where's Cesaro?

god dammit kid I told you week after week to stop asking me this stupid question.

I ... wait a second. they're chanting hershey's chocolate.

>HERSHEY CHOCOLATE

Hershey's Chocolate

For Xia's finisher she coofs on Natty and forces her to close the Hart Dungeon for 2 years, forcing it to close.

I was on smackdown guys! :)

>get trips
>zeroes aren't odd or equal
Who do I get, anons?

they were chanting 'hershey's chocolate'