/smg/ - Stock Market General

BUY THE FUCKING DIP
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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I've been looking at this chart that people have been posting here and there for a while now, using it to essentially say, the fed won't hike rates as much as we expect because the market always overestimates the rates. That's true for the times when the fed is decreasing rates, futures pricing always seems to hint at a higher bottom, but when rates are being increased, it's the other way around. The market seems to think that hiking will be slower than it is. I mainly mean the 2016-2020 period here. Am I missing something? Is this chart just bullshit? If neither is true, than it suggest we could se faster hiking than expected.

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there is no zerohedge tweet

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First for China and Russia

the thing about commodities is that they can melt up before crashing

THERE ARE ANONS WHO SHORTED OIL

IT LITERALLY POWERS THE WORLD

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this market is fake and gay, you are fake and gay.

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the dip has only just begun

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GOLD

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WHAT FUCKING DIPS DO I BUY FOR GODS SAKE

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I AM GOING TO SLURP AMD AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

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They're too busy celebrating that they finally called the crash

Shill me some defense stocks, I've got a good feeling

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First for:

- Fuck chinky dinky an*me
- Fuck the ASMB tranny shill bagholding hard
- Fuck the markets
- Fuck jannies

Thank you

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why are all my stocks in freefall
please

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China and Russia shills fear the might of the US military and their amazing F35!

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based

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Yeah. Oil is going to crash when there is a huge demand for oil.

>Buying the dip right before war is about to break out

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>"We will beat Russia... we have freedom"
why do Americans talk like this

We live in a society

fuck cryptards and stock boomers

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aww did I strike a nerve?

>OMG WAR WITH RUSSIA ITS FOR REAL THIS TIME

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Last warning

BAC September 2023 $65 calls are cheap, get them now before they aren't

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Did you guys buy soxl today too or was it just me?

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Repeat after me
JEWS COOKED THE BOOKS
THE FED IS BUYING THE MARKETS
RUSSIA IS NOT INVADING
that is all

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awwww did you short oil?

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>sold my DKNG and CCL calls at the exact fucking top
>buying a shitton of FNGU at the exact fucking bottom
>wake up moday and sell FNGU for 20% gain when jews cancel ww3 again for the 3rd time in a month

this market is so easy...

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Fucking SOXL. Of course I buy on the wrong day.

When we get to -10%, then you buy, but make sure you have an exit strategy because it could well go to -20% like it did in 2018.
I also noticed this and have pointed it out.

BECAUSE WE DO

IT'S WHAT GIVE US STRENGTH

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>Buy SOXL
>etrade: DUDE ITS UP TO $51
>what no way?
>price frozen
>refresh refresh refresh refresh
>5 minutes later
>-$1000

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Phew I knew it was a nothingburger!

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Wish I didn't drink my wine at lunch

Who's gonna buy before close?

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>RUSSIA IS NOT INVADING
They are going to invade, the west has all but given them the go ahead.

Russia is not invading but USA will push Ukraine to do it and Russia will have to respond.

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

Bros, we're really about to raise interest rates into a recession, aren't we?

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tqqq down 40% from tops and soxl down 45% are you not Entertained? Easy come easy go when leveraged instruments are talked.

But i must say indicators are showing strong spring time stock market. As warren says stock market moves money from patient to impatient that actually smart saying it's quite right

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KWAB

and a world war!

ultra bullish bros!

Kek. And people in this thread will still shit on Robinhood like it is uniquely bad.

>from patient to impatient

:D

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GOYIM PLEASE THEY'RE GOING TO INVADE ANY MINUTE NOW DONT YOU SEE WE ADVISED US CIVILIANS TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS THIS TIME GOY WE ARE EXTREMELY FUCKIN 4REAL GOYIM THE RUSSIAN ARE UNVACCINATED AND DANGEROUS


The US is so fucking tiresome

no one will push ukraine to do shit because ukraine can't do shit, come on. it's ukraine

How many calls you got?

CUM MISSILES INCOOOOOOOOMINGGGG

A RUSSIAN JET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Checked and truthpilled

Why the fuck do I always buy on the wrong day?

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>we
Nah no thanks I'm not fighting for the US just wanting to create problems

the Russians transphobia is the real danger facing the world today.

If you're so fucking certain that it is not happening, buy the LMT puts.

shouldve listened to /cmmg/, fuckers. get rekt soxlfags

now its too late to buy gold. you are dumb money who must sit on the sidelines while it's our turn

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You could have bought OIL

made me laugh out loud

WELL I'M REALLY FUCKING IMPATIENT AND HAVE BEEN DAY TRADING LOSES EVERY DAY

I'M WAITING, BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IM IMPATIENT HURRY UP

yea, i longed nasdaq today and sold at 40% loss

Fake and gay. Search the image ffs.

Isn't it funny how they said Trump is making the world hate the U.S.

>buy the dip
>when there is, conservatively, a 80 percent chance of war in europe between nato and russia, which would be catastrophic for economies and equities

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I only bought one, I'm spreading my money around a lot of different leaps. GS is too goddamn expensive

The only war i'd fight is a war for Southern secession.

Fuck Yankees and fuck Jim Brandon

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If you tell them about the chop loss. They'll call you a shitskin. A pajeet. They refuse to listen.

based

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Priced in

I had been doing so well too.

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40%? Did you buy calls?

The White Church is lying. The war either happens on February 22 or it never happens.

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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>Pussied out on buying AMD Puts at market open.
>They are now worth 370% of what I would have paid for them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>80 percent chance of war
this is your brain on Any Forums

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Its all smoke in my opinion but it truly shows how wrong are the retards who cried worthless boomer rocks the other day.

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>two more weeks

I'm so going to fucking buy this holy shit what a huge flash sale

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I'll talk to David tonight and tell him to refund you

Reminder that the inflation we currently see and the recession that appears to be on the horizon is a DIRECT result of the response to Covid in 2020. We sacrificed the economy to protect boomers from the flu. Never forget that.

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>we have freedom
>disagree with the left on anything
>get censored, fired, put on no-fly lists, banks drop you, etc.
China, unironically, has more freedom than this miserable country.

>falling for WW3 fud
do bizlets really

ONLY THE DEAD CAN LNOW PEACE FROM THESE LOSSES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>SOXL bounces off 40
boooooooo

It doesn't get easier than this.
>TQQQ

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we're going to get into a war with Russia so the Dems can fearmonger voting a Republican on their retarded narrative of Russian collusion as voting for the enemy.

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>TSLA 859
TSLA 859
>TSLA 859
TSLA 859

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Tfw can't buy the dip because euroshit

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Pic and file name related

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yes before open

WE JUST LOST $40

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>americaj
>pro-freedom
pick one

Checked and truthful. Fed's been propping up the entire golden bull run, those of talmudic persuasion are using Shmitah as an excuse to perpetrate mass fraud and make fat bags at the expense of the market and dollar and populace that depends on both, russia has a massive orthodox jew population and the religion has a shitload of sway there and it would be entirely too likely they work with joe shits his pants to stage a fake invasion that he magically defeats to look good in the press and use as cover to memory hole important shit like vaccine passport pushback, menstrual issues after being vaccinated being investigated in the EU, footage of the US military killing journos and civvies in cold blood making its way into the public eye, and a mountain of other shit.

It's all jews the whole way down, welcome to clown world, do your best to make money on the way and stack assets they can't touch with your winnings until everything pops and we go into a generation long stagflation.

I can't watch live speeches without focusing on the sign language people

>hindsight

Oooof

Both dem niggers and rep cucservitives want a war

You are so stupid it isn't even funny

When would they have expired?

So I did some earlier trading on sqqq and got some money... And i went to bed because I work nights right? And my mom recently passed away. Right?

Dude so I was sleeping right and like I felt a cold grab on my shoulder. I wake up and the youtube app on my phone was playing bloomberg live and showing the market getting slaughtered. i open up robinhood and the whitehouse told the world prepare for my chip shortages because of russia and everything is tanking. I am taking this as a sign and bought back into sqqq and i bought into dnn. Im holding over the weekend. I knew I was woken up for a reason.

I bought back in to SOXL at -10% today.
Did I do it right, SOXL bros?

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Haha who would be stupid enough to do that? On margin no less!

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yea the market doesnt give a shit about me

VIX OVER 30 PLEASE JOIN ME IN PRAYER TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

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Am Europoor, no options for me, though I have bought some AMD

Nah the world already hates the US for exporting their septic waste of a culture. If anything Trump tried to tone that down.

Yeah no you arent youre a 100% all in perma bull trying to incite others to buy in hopes you'd havw others pump your bags, piss off

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So when is your funeral?

Power hour green pooooooomp incoming. Check em

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out of control inflation
fed rate increases + more
russian invasion ukraine
china escaling on taiwan
coronavirus (lol)
global supply shortages

what else we got?
overpriced market at ATHs? globohomo takeover?

It's a scientific fact that Robinhood users are retarded

it's going to $20

>88.91% of portfolio
Damn, at least I'm not this retarded

im gonna buy before close FUCK YES CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm scared to buy the dip

I had predicted the power hour first

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

CURB STOMP ALL TECH TRANNIES

can't wait for sour hour

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Nigger, told you faggot. Back to stockwits faggot. Hope you longed with margin

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yeah sorry it's from impatient to patient, i mistyped :)

imagine thinking there is going to be buying into this weekend, lel

3x ETF chuds SIT DOWN

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ultra bullish

Why wont mu dump

Its been overpriced for over a year.

t. Not a permabull, just someone attempting to take advantage of manipulated markets refer to

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the US does not have culture. The word is too positive. Like african mud huts are not seen as culture contrary to a medieval castle for example.

why the fuck is SOXL/SOXS so much more down/up than all the other ETFs?

WHAT ARE WE SLURPING TODAY???

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no i remember his picture
hes a precious metal bull larping

I have UVXY and SQQQ

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oh hubris

google

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Just sold Palantir that I bagheld for a year to buy crude oil futures at ATH.
I know it doesn’t sound very smart but I need a hedge against my crypto if war breaks out for real.

How do we invest in the upcoming Ukrainian/Russian mail order bride business boom?

What about me bobo? Not a bobo myself but definitely not those annoying perma bulls. In fact I enjoy the bobo posters. Im generally bullish but am greatly annoyed by perma bulls see here

AMD and NVDA

My god what happens to SOXL? Has anyone done a welfare check on Lum? Is she ok?

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Imagine being this smug

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