kek what a mark
Kek what a mark
Tyler Lewis
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Jacob Clark
Parker Morales
>s'matter, pal? never had a suitcase full of cucumbers!?
Ian Jones
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PRANK ME I'M THE AMERICAN BADASS
Adrian Taylor
Mmm that's not badass at all
Jacob Thompson
He probably pushed him into a pool
Landon Sullivan
>Huh huh s'matter pal? Never had a guy suck your tiny cock while you were blindfolded under the false pretense that I had hired an underaged Jenna Jameson who you are creepily stalking and who subsequently friendzoned you to suck your dick as a prank before? Good work Patterson!
Jack Diaz
story on Jenna Jameson?
Chase Evans
KWAB
Cooper Miller
Carder tried to rape her but her big Black boyfriend stopped him
Sebastian Price
Did they do this with dillion harper too?
Zachary Wilson
>prowrestlingstories.com
In her autobiography, ‘How to Make Love Like a Porn Star’, Jenna Jameson revealed that The Undertaker used to hang around with her when he was on the road in Las Vegas. Jameson was 16 years old at the time.
Jameson would watch on with shyness as the wrestling star visited the tattoo parlor she worked at. Supposedly they ended up hanging out and became good friends.
Later on, she talks about a time he came to one of her shows and chased off a guy who was trying to buy her a drink, "You can get me a shot of Jaeger, and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-f**k-up," he apparently barked at Jameson’s suitor.
The Deadman then tried to woo Jenna, telling her, "I’m going to kick your boyfriend’s a$$ and take you away with me."
She recalls, "I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave because this guy was going to beat the fuck out of him and kidnap me.
"I never saw him again."
Owen Scott
LMAOOOOOOO IMAGINE GETTING FRIENDZONED BY A FUCKING PORNSTAR KWAUMFYNB
Hunter Nguyen
lmaoooo mark is such a dork
Brandon Nguyen
>You can get me a shot of Jaeger, and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-f**k-up
is genuinely cringeworthy
John Lee
>I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave because this guy was going to beat the fuck out of him and kidnap me.
God forbid..
Oliver Gonzalez
mmmmm Jordon didn't want none of Big Evil mmmmm
Tyler Martinez
it's cringe if you're a regular sized person
when you're 6'8 and 300lbs you can say whatever corny shit you want and it's still intimidating
Jonathan Anderson
I get what you mean but nah. Honestly big guys are a lot of times the least likely to fight for two reason. 1) They are big and unironically have never been in fights because they are large and no one has ever tried fighting them. This is why a big guy who gets in a fight can get rocked with the first couple of shots because he is legit surprised at being hit period. 2) They are scared they are going to be some super strengthed mutant who kills people with one shot so they hold back. Are there guys who are tough big guys? Yes. You see them in the NFL and fighting sports. Are there more big guys who are bitches in fights? Plenty. You see them in the NBA or wrestling.
Parker Sanders
why people always take this trash news as fact?
Brayden Russell
post the story next time fag
David Cooper
kwab