/smg/ Stock Market General

Stonks go down

>Brokers
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brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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STACK NEPT .50 JAN 2023 CALLS OR YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE MORON

IT'S STILL DUMPING

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STOP
DUMPING

Ive attempted it before. When i inverse my stock moves it turns out i shouldnt. Today i almost incersed myself.

Was considering selling my upro at a profit, sold calls instead as i considered calls first. Upro dumped enough that my loss is larger than the call premium gain.

FJB

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What happened?

thank god I bought soxs

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EVERYONE KEEP YOUR EYES LOCKED ON HYG, LQD, and all corporate debt.

Who else /shortscamdemic/?

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Sold my COIN puts for a clean 50%

Gonna sit back and wait till market close to buy some lottos for tomorrow

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MYAAA NEEEEEEEEE

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Cash gang cash gang

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I want to see the ASMB tranny and where he is now with his gay stock. Also anime is for troons and fags. These niggas simply need to mention rates going up and the market tanks. That is all

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What's going on? Did Biden open his retarded mouth again or something?

Is it retarded to be cash right now

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, WHY DID YOU NIGGERPUMP THE MARKET ON NO NEWS AND LEAD ME ON THE LAST TWO WEEKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>massive NBA trade
>market rugpull
>Putin spouting off
>inflation off the charts
What a day, someone needs to do backtest the GCP dot vs the S&P and see if there's a correlation

so

this is the fucking top then is it

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MY spy puts are printing. Hurray!

>bullard hawkish
>bond auction fail

WTF MY GAINS NOOOOOOOOOO

what am i supposed to be seeing here?

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

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I'm holding soxs, so I'm fine

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I bought some ITM LABU puts today. Chop. Chop. Chop.

If you are a leveraged ETF permabull who is still too much of a proud asshole & uses le backtesting to convince himself that LETFs will be fine going forward....you were warned. There are lots of permabulls on here who blindly rode the gravy train on LETFs and think they are NOT the suckers at the table

if you are still all cash after this dump is over. you are probably retarded.

Lower lows every time. Never bet against me

I finally did it, /smg/. I applied for level 2 options approval so I can start selling credit spreads. I'm going to make it.

In a sea of red my SAVA is keeping me green!

Rates go up when people sell treasuries. Not buy. Don't call me a retard when you don't even understand the basics fren

Tech bros we are going to fly up soon.

cool, see you in a year when your account is -75%

>buy back into the market yesterday after being gone for half a year
>left in the first place because I thought it was gonna dump
oh ffs

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>all corporate debt
where do you monitor these and set alerts for them?

Looks like investing.com will give me alerts for the 2yr/10yr

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bears doing well today

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where do u buy sex toys? asking for a friend

Everything I buy I believe in, never selling and yes that includes CLF

sold all my soxl, it was a bull trap all along

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as corporate debt become less attractive to foreign and domestic buyers you have asset price deflation - corps can no longer borrow to chase revenues/growth

Uhh bros? What the fuck is this?

Oh boy these noodles are getting me. They really need.ti make a kosher version for Jews like me that aren't good with heat...

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What a ride today

you are combusting at launch and you know it

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We should be bouncing by now(:

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Who's ready for another leg down?

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VIXbros...

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The market is dumping, but none of the stocks I want to buy. What is the point?

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LABU. The LABU. He doesn't know about what will happen to LABU.

just search for junk bond market tracking

VIX is printing the ascending bogdanoff pattern

I’m gonna cum bust inside your ass Bobo scum

>there are anons itt right now that bought today's dead cat bounce
>10 yo treasury bond yields spike and are now above 2%
>inversion of yield curve
>ytd inflation closing in on 10%
>spike vix
>low volume
>everything is extremely bearish
>and they bought
Thanks, frens. Without people like you, it'd be much harder to make money from trading.

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Lol. Can't believe how cocky bullniggers where being earlier today. They thought the market would actually go up, lmao.

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Toydemon (period) com
>I found out from a friend

DUMP IT AGAIN. I went from +1.5% to -0.7% in one hour. FUCK.

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USAC enthusiasts, there is a similar play with a ticker called CAPL whose dividend pay date is today. Buying the $20P, 3/18 dte should be winner. Got an order in for $20 if it pumps more today. $35 should be attainable

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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
>:)

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Get a forwarding service that services in Japan
Buy whatever sex toy you want that's from Japan
Send it to the forwarding company's address
Forward it to yours

BIDEN!

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2% is nothing, call me when it’s 15

> -0.12% today
It's literally over I will never financially recover from this

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Damn that woman is fine, too bad she's got short hair. When you run your fingers through the hair of a broad and it just stops it's super disappointing.

SPY put options locked and loaded.

LET'S GO BRANDON!

and these retards were so cocky too lmao. Today was a wild ride, my portfolio has been swinging like 10% of its value. Now I'm back at ATH, feels good.

I bought the open and sold at 10AM kek
>t. bull
The Fed isn't going to hike btw, but the rate hike FUD will get us BULLS a better entry.

I told you retards soxl was gonna hit 45 by eow, why didn't you listen?

MY LABU SHORT PRINTING NIGGAS I USUALLY TIME THE MARKET HORRIBLY BUT THIS ONE WAS RIGHT

I'm not afraid of you! I said, I'm not afraid of you!!!!!!!!

my digits say we recover half by end of day, same ruse for tomorrow

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THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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You will own nothing and you will be happy :)

i have heard japanese ones are the best, any other way to get some?

how much would I need to invest in 10 yr bonds in order to get a fixed income of $5000/mo

KEEP BIDEN IN HIS FUCKIN KEKSHED FFS

bobcut asian gfs are the future you homosexual, as long as its at her shoulders that's long enough

At least my crypto is doing good, gay faggot stock market.

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You sound like a faggot

And yet you had warning signs. Basipally the yields warned you ahead of time that QQQ would dump.

Speaking of which
>+69
lmao it's flattening

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It’s okay goys just smoke the crack everything will be alright

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3mil

>flattening
what does this mean for a retard like me

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lmao at bulls, desu

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This is the kind of state funded eugenics I can get behind.

Why do Americans put month before day? Are you faggots really so seething at Europeans that you will do counterintuitive shit just to le own us? The fuck is wrong with you faggots.

>The Fed isn't going to hike btw,
So this is the cope bullniggers are reduced to? Pathetic.

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>S&P down twice as much as small caps
inflation peaking and fakeout dump?

REEEEEE what the fuck is happening to oil!!?? Fuck you Biden!!!!

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you are legally allowed to heem anyone who says 'chop loss' to your face

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short dated bonds have the same yield as long duration bonds

it went from mumu faggotry to silence hahahahhah

this is something we can all get behind

What's that noise. It's like a carrot. Being cut. Someone tell me what that noise is called.

Everyday this week. Morning pump, Biden has a press conference, afternoon dump.

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ASMB stock ladies!

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so bears, what do i short now? not talking gay 3x broad etfs

OIL and the SPY are one now. its the only thing holding this shitshow together.
simple as.

don't listen to permabulls, it'll rot your brain

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I bought a 1660 Super to try my hand at mining last year but I'm broke and not able to use my parent's electricity anymore, should I just sell it?

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Why do you stupid faggots use commas instead of decimal points?

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He’s the worst president in American history

Who opened their whore mouth to cause that dip?

>ASMB stock ladies!

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Because from a long term perspective, month is more important information than day.

wrong thread bro.

ASMB STOCK BHENCHODS!

I know. I'm living proof.

>up 205% in robinhood puts
>cant sell till tomorrow because too many day trades
Damn time to watch it all fly fly away...

Bouncing here

One more dive will drill the market for a week

my PTON puts wiped me out

IT WAS A DEAD DOG BOUNCE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Thanks King,
so uncertainty to just a bearish outlook? Does volatility go up or are we looking like a death march down?

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fuck, wouldn't it just be cheaper to buy bond etf's that roll monthly dividends?

LMFAO AFRM little early with the ER

Stock is spiking

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honestly I hope this market actually crashes just so I can come in from the bottom. I don't like how precarious everything is.

>AGGRESSIVE RATE HIKES

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>literally the "chad optimism/ new paradigm" meme

Based.

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>euroids ACTUALLY BELIEVE that we think about them in any way whatsoever

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yes, now is probably the best price you're going to get for it

a little bit late now but very nice find
the timing is very close to USAC but it could definitely be worth watching both and just playing whichever has moved the most since the last div record date

Is the SPX going to close above 4495 tomorrow? I NEED it to close above 4495

heh, way to pwn that eurocuck.

I want her to smother me with her breasts.

YOUR FORTUNE: ANAL RAPE IS SEEKING YOU

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How many Charizards = DWAC OTM call option at 30 delta

I think you're fine at close but we could dip into it

Lol, wot, the super has a power draw of 115 watts compared to 200 average for rtx
Lower your wattage and idle it for mining? No more than 60$ a month in power

I'd give this gril an aggressive hike if you catch my drift

it can happen, user
ctrl+p
go to town

the desperation is palpable that he needs to reassure the average joe who doesn't hold stocks that it is going to get better..

so if those tickers keep dropping growth stocks r deadmeat?

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>implying a fat pokeretard knows anything about options

I always enjoy a good vocaroo

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