/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Why are we green when CPI is above expected?

BBIG CHUDS WE'RE BACK

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oil companies are printing gold hahahah

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say it with me: "priced in"

lol. dumbass bobo posters btfo again.

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How do you guys save and make tik tok videos or whats the easiest way to make videos on my phone into webms that i can post here? i have a lot of content im going to delete but want to post.....

Please sirs do the needful and buy Bayhorse Silver. Have you seen the ore sorter? Very needful.

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Fuck it I’m an eternal bull now.

I am financially ruined.
Surely I'll recover.

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up 25% today. neat c:

Bobo, brah, you ain't looking too good bro. U aright?

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>jews try to crash the market
>immediately gets slurped and returns to where it was

fake and gay

>Will there be another dip later?
Probably not.

>I was wrong
>I am now only up +82% YTD
>it's over

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BOBOOHNONONO

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look lions... there isnt any reason we cant all make it. im here trying to help you even if you dont like me.

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i watched the tickers
they were covered in green
but today felt like
getting stabbed in the spleen

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how the fuck are you out of the market. it's like nigga just buy oil, that is all you need to do. it just goes up

What if I told you the stock market wasn't going up but instead the dollar was becoming worthless?

The market is correctly pricing in 0-1 hikes this year, no more than 25bp.

The market is a hedge against inflation

INFLATION WORSE THAN EXPECTED.. Duh! Really? IMPORTANT UPDATES. Mannarino

What oil are you guys buying right now? Prices are high.

bought the dips on FORZ.TO thats an EZ x10 THANKS user

I JUST FOUND BOBO'S SUICIDE NOTE

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TECL... TMF... please...

Every signal at the moment pointing towards retail having a great Q4 due to Christmas and Black Friday. Why the ever living fuck would you sell ASO when it is at the bottom of the channel instead of pre-ER runup?

Okay that was pretty fucking cool

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I find it suspicious. Was asleep myself. Not sure how they expect anyone to sell if the moment if dumping are short lived. Doesnt change how bad the inflation is and my intent to jump out before march

Why are the bobos all seething?

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TO ALL THOSE ANONS WHO HELD AND BOUGHT WAGMI

BEARS NEVER GET TO CUM

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>just buy the top guys

>tattoo
ruined

I suddenly feel better

lel

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SOXL 60 by end of February

Now I've only doubled my money in the past month, why even live?

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Today feels fucking good. How are you doing Bobo? Market correction in two weeks right?

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>CPI WAS PRICED IN

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Why are we green when rate hikes are GUARANTEED now. Smart thing to do is sell and buy lower in a month

Being manlet female is basically cheating isnt it. Look at her. Cant fault a thing.

>Trading halted pending news
Hate this shit. When are the news?
At least tell me for how long it will be halted

Bobos need to learn, the market never goes down that's the trick

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I'm swing trading the leveraged ETFs. I probably should've bought GUSH when I saw it wasn't impacted at all by the report. A good lesson though. Oil chads I kneel.

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PRICED IN

Wait wait wait.....OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

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JEWS COOKED THE BOOKS
THE FED IS BUYING THE MARKETS
I have been telling you this for a week now

>prices are high
then wait till next week when they are 5% higher.

companys: SU, XOM, CVX, COP
etfs: ERX, XLE, GUSH, XOP, NRGU

Why the fuck are you buying bonds that yield less than 8% when inflation is 7%?

youtube.com/watch?v=dcsJ_NX6hhc

nice thumbnail newfag retard

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timberrrrrrrrrrr except it's a bear dying

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Still not getting assigned. Why would I be upset?

Don't cry over missed gains. There's always the next trade.

btu bhenchodes we're....
OOOOOOOOO OOO OO OO

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Because clownmarket never fails. You should know this by now.

maybe that's all he could afford, user

my cost basis on ASO is pretty good just a tiny trim off the top was wat i wanted but you right user let the boy run

stay innovative, /smg/

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Why is the VIX creeping back up?

OH NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TO COCKY

AHHHHHHH

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look again, it was all a ruse

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PSFE bros. Is it our time?

I'm not, I sold SOXL yesterday to secure gains but was really uncertain about what to do today lol.

THANK YOU BASED CATHIE

meant for

Zero rate hikes are priced in. The Fed isn't going to hike.

What broker is easiest to get option spreads on ?

I'm thinking about opening a webull account.

schwab locked my account until i get 25k and i dont want to wage slave full tim to get that. I could have bought the bottom with call options if schwab would just let me trade.

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i hope i have a good day... im barely keeping up with 7% daily inflation

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My cost basis for $ASO is 23 dollars.
Never going to sell until it reaches 60. Minimum. Did sell my leaps at 40 tho.

It's supposed to be crash insurance

that girl has a shitty body

damn, she has a strong ass

That's a man

anyone in WEED stocks? we're finally getting some gains boys.

too much ass for me

well which is it?

it's calloused from farting and having diarrhea all the time

same cost basis at 19 this shit is slept on hard for DKS to be valued at what its at dont get me wrong tho DKS is a good company

Yes I own DUDE, WEED, and LMAO

how is your body looking, princess ?

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I dont get why permabulls are so cocky. Im holding calls and barely touched yesterdays close. So glad i sold some calls near yesterdays peak when permabulls got supercocky sub 24 hours.

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>It's supposed to be crash insurance
Yeah that's how it's sold, if you want crash insurance you buy puts. I really think we're going to see both bonds and equities crash at the same fucking time.

Long term play user. This is one stock I have literal faith in and a 5 digit position. Sad that I can't add more without my cost basis going up.

I have 6k in cash, what do I buy?

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Listening to K-Pop improves my brain power and market intuition.

I predict the market is green at end of day.

>men needing a good boy when you have money

Invest in this honest man's family business

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doesnt have birthmarks , stretch marks, ashy skin/elbows, cellulite, and nasty tattoos heheh

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Short anything in an hour

Oil

My favorite girlgroup is IZONE

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jej

>holding

found your problem.. i sold em all yesterday and bought them all today when they were red. why would you hold anything in a kangaroo market. just sell the rips and buy with leverage on the dips. dump the grenades off to other faggots when they pump

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Uhhhh mumu why are we going down again?

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>Listening to K-Pop improves my brain power and market intuition.

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Someone tell me when NPK.TO trading resumes

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every time I move my trades outside of ETFs I get fucked

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Hmm what if i dont watch the market the whole day? These dumps are becoming short enough that i cant even paperhand

t. Im gonna sleeeeeeeep

And we're crabbing

literally gay

Just bought $200 worth, am I stupid buying this in an oil pumping market, I really don't care if I lose a little bit of money on this.

Fuck me, I need more money. Should put 4k in UTZ but I want to keep the money for something else. AAAAAAAAA though choices.

did a niggiger push her?

shit,

CEI

Sorry phonefaggin

when is the usual reversal time again? An user here always posts about it, somethng like 10:30-10:45.

Now you are on Team WW3.
I hope you are rooting for WW3 cause if WW3 happens, we will all be dead. Dead but rich.

Duh

I hate k*reans, but slut-ko sings like a retarded ‘beby’

Is water wet?

ive had this happen a little to regularly.
>buy sector etfs
>win alot
>buy a few companys instead of the sector etf
>lose

>what if i dont want to watch the market the whole day and shitpost

NGMI

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I don't like to Miko but Hololive has some pretty based singers in Towa and Suisei

Kek, say what you will about poos but they have some SVOL.

>grown ass men listening to k-pop

It was a nigger wasn't it
>checks
yep

yes, CEI is not a real company

Oil by far has made me the most money. Scalping and swinging NRGU could literally be a paycheck if I had the balls.

and now it looks like we're crabbing.

That concludes todays day trading with a $200 loss. Cool

Miko is perfect in every way.

Just sell some puts at a price you would normally buy at

If it goes up you can pocket the cash if it goes down you can buy it at a price you would have anyway ezpz

>I didn't close my mu spread short leg
>its tearing ass as we speak

>implying you have money posting on /smg/

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>usual
Today has extra clownery, I have no idea

>having an actual job and real friends and a social life not just watching the markets 24/7

woah, check out this faggot

This is correct.

is max pain theory real?

the fuck are you day trading dumbass

I get to watch my gf dance like this naked all the time... Just thinking about it is giving me wood.