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>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels:
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/
files.catbox.moe/a2aya2.html

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Bros, my female broker just called and said I failed my penis inspection. What do I do?

should I fomo back into SOXL and just set a stop loss if it shows signs it intends to keep climbing here?

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cut your pepe and give it to her

first for FUCK CAPITAL GAINS TAX

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To all my Oil Barons
WAGMI

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Poorfag here. I will have $100 to invest on Friday, my paycheck day. What stocks should I invest in here? Help a poor user out.

Also, how much money did you start off with on the stock market and how much did you have in your peak?

Thanks,

Fellow user.

buy shares of viagra beofre it's too late obviously.

Mutant Fish? Really?

>stop loss
embrace it fully or don't - stop losses are for scared little girls

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Repost since it didnt get much discussion during the OOO AAA hours...

Arbitrage question. Suppose I buy a 2028 DWAC warrant (11.5 strike) for $27.50. I also sell a deep ITM call for 2024, strike price $40, premium $40.

Now if DWAC is above $39, I earn money on the warrant. If DWAC is below $39, I earn money on the short call. My gains are capped if it goes super high but w/e, this is arbitrage, I'm positive in all scenarios.

What are the risks?
> Broker doesnt offset margin requirements for these positions against each other and I may get margin called early -> keep the position small
> I get exercised early, nobody buys my option/sells stock and I have to pay 100%+ borrow fees for years -> seems unlikely?
> others?

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So let me get this straight,

My BAC average share price is 24.50. Covid was dangerously based

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BAYHORSE SILVER

Mutant fish memes still make me lmao to this day. While everybody else was playing squeezes in the meme bubble, other people were buying aqb.
Imagine being that stupid.

Can someone explain to me the difference between DWAC and TMTG stock tickers?

If the VIX breaks upper trend, sell everything.

Yep, crazy isn't it?

I knew a girl from Belize once. She's hot and liked me, but as a Midwesterner I am nearly incapable of dancing so we parted ways and she married a Latino.
Anyway Belize sounded like a nice place (for not being a continental interior plain).

I just make up my own tax rules, state I'm in they take away 16% of your paycheck if you're single, that's too high so I do it manually and only give them 5%.
As for my capital gains, I put too much work into my due dillegence, so I only give them 1%

One is shit, the other is shitter

>BAYHORSE SILVER
I'll keep that in mind this coming Friday user. Thanks.

i started with 10k, have > $1m now but i'm old. read the boomer investing link in the OP and once you understand that stuff then come back and ask for picks.

bring on more green days as per usual

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>If the VIX breaks upper trend, sell everything.
what? why?

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STOP BEATING EARNINGS

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From what I understand Viagra is better for immediate and involuntary effect. Cialis is more of a helper drug.
t. takes chink shit for workout pumps

>>Boomer Investing 101:
>bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

This link?

yes. most (reasonable) people here have core holdings of index funds and then play with side money. it's the right way to go if you're not a degen gambler, IMO

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

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NO

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As a man who has taken both (I had covid penis in 2018, probably depression) cialis daily was way better than viagra. I take 40mg Viagra but its effects are immediately. Meanwhile 2.5-5mg daily cialis gave me my penis back

Man Fidelity is ass. The brokeragelink option doesn't show up in your 401K allotment choices unless you xfer 500 bucks into it. You can't make cash an allotment either so your only option is to sell some shit to get the cash to put into your link account. Luckily there were some green posiitons I could trim to get the amount but DAMN, even HOOD is less janky.

Did you try exercising? I started walking a bunch recently and I get really hard randomly now.

Well user, I'm currently in this VRAY play.
It's going through a little succulent dip right now and seems to working okay so far, got myself a LEAP.
trying to get out of the call I sold though I sold one too ITM.
Seems like it's going to be going up from here, IV goes up and down pretty violently causing extreme price change in the options, idk you may be too late but probably not

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It's reversing so I closed my VIX shorts and kept my other shorts. Mumu got too cocky once more, there's clearly resistance around SPX 4590.

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