Normies are throwing crypto parties and we aren’t invited
Normies are throwing crypto parties and we aren’t invited
Juan Bennett
Christopher Taylor
parties are overrated and alcohol is poison
attending parties wont fix the hole in your soul
t. avid party goer
Chase Bennett
>attending parties wont fix the hole in your soul
it did while I was still getting invited
Liam Williams
What do you even do at parties? What's the point?
Xavier Howard
I don't need some random hedonistic frens, I have my gf and that's enough for me
Xavier Price
You drink alcohol and smoke weed/cigarettes to inhibit your judgement to lubricate socializing, and then you talk to people you’ve never met and dance with them, or you could stay with your group of friends
The point is making connections with people in the hopes of meeting someone likeminded
In this case, people attending these crypto parties are expected to be crypto holders and maybe there’s a few 6 figure people who would love to discuss business ideas and the future of crypto
Samuel Hall
you try to score pussy you assburgers retard
Nathaniel Perry
Maybe because you don't have any QANX in your portfolio
Julian Anderson
When I was poor and did drugs I was a loser. Now that I'm rich I can go do drugs with assholes and be cool? No I'm good.
Leo Ortiz
Is that the entry ticket, maybe I will get some too
Evan Nguyen
how can you be poor and do drugs
Sebastian Turner
>implying an introverted shut-in like me would even want to go to one
I went to a Christmas party once. BIG MISTAKE. Sat around eating cookies until it was time to go.
Jason Thomas
Shoo, shoo pajeets
Jackson Nelson
>crypto parties
>Normies
normal people don't do this loser shit
Landon Mitchell
Make connections, buy/sell drugs, have sex with bitches, make new friends, or if its a crazy party where you dont know anyone, try to steal shit
Brody Young
One time I was at a ratchet party and I stole a guys laptop which had his macbook and ipad. Sold it for easy money.
Another time i went to anmusic festival/ rave and then waited at the camps and went through random peoples stuff, I got like 1000$ worth of stuff, weed, coke, molly, speakers, cash etc
Henry Clark
If you care about that you are ngmi
Nolan Turner
Fucking nigger. Scum of the earth piece of shit.
I remember some gremlin at this block party trying to steal beers out of my friend and I's cooler, I stomped his ankle from the side as hard as I could and he crawled away screaming bloody murder. Nobody even paid attention to him lmao, I hope I shattered it.
Ryan Barnes
Kek what happened next?
Mason Carter
>stealing from dumb people bad!!
nah I put the money to better use then they ever could.
Stealing is actually based. Pirates are based, vikings are based, even hood niggers are based. If they steal some white soi cucks macbook at starbucks theyve earned it.
Leo Lewis
When I was like 23 I went to a trash ass party already pretty drunk. I went on a fucking spree. In the bathroom I squeezed all their toothpaste down the drain peed in the sink and on the floor sprayed hairspray all over the place and into other stuff, and poured water into the tampon boxes in there. After getting snubbed by a chick and knowing she went upstairs with her ex made me: kill her aloe plant, pour all the coffee grounds down the sink and pee in weird places. I also purposely puked on the couch and peed into a letterman jacket in their closet. Sometimes that alcohol really gets ya haha!
TLDR fuck you seabrookers and your lame trash party.
Nolan Nguyen
Chad hands typed this
Jackson Morales
>beers
nigger unless the cooler was marked drunk people will just reach to keep a buzz going
>hey bro those are ours
>o-okay
that simple. You don't need to sperg out and stomp some dude's ankle because he's too drunk to act straight