>All other news/DDs/etc prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt computershared.net/?bot=drsbot reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds/ reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity/ reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan/ reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/ gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf >Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later >reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain >Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
GameStop Info >Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen >Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations >Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER) >Huge cash reserve in the billions >Publicly announced intention to explore Blockchain/NFTs gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable
DRS & Computershare >5.2 million shares DRS'd by October 30th >Likely to have quarterly registration updates from GameStop from now on
Unfuddable >Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares >'MOASS' is a matter of time
Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR! Reply to this pasta for any confusion.
WGAMI!
Other news/reminders: Tuesday RRP: 1,674.610B, 81P = 20.674B per (roughly) Wednesday RRP: 1,653.153B, 77P = 21.470B per (roughly)
>monkey brain made neuron activation when it read that skimming through shrimp water is like obtaining liquid gold >so naturally after my gamestop investment i got rich >started to unironically invest in shrimp farm hydroponic equipment >i did not buy shit >i only bought the best equipment ever >it will guarantee a fruitful & happy life for the shrimps >my shrimp generations multiply & live long, good lives until the time of the harvest begins >multiple 5 star restaurants want to get the shrimps, because they are always fresh, crispy and local >when the crust cracks open and shows the rich and pink flavor, you can almost start to imagine the glorious life they have lived >the harvest makes me so much money every year that i wonder if i can further improve my shrimp land >whythefucknot.jpg >i can do my investments surrounded by beautiful shrimp aquariums >i let people into my factory, which is like a shrimp museum now >people can learn everything about shrimps and their life cycle >implement a graphic designer to make shrimp memes 24/7 >invent shrimpCoin, which gives you a video feed of your own pet-shrimp >you can interact with it like a fuckin bio-tamagotchi >almost every third child has invested in shrimpCoin because it's fun
YEAR 2107: >my first spaceship has launched into orbit >controlled by semi-conscious shrimp >they are like avatars, and their owners sit on earth and give them commands >our goal is to reach taygeta and erect the shrimp empire
My grandson takes of the VR glasses. We have officially reached another planet. He glances over to the wall. Something is framed there. It is a single gamestop share, the color almost worn out. He smiles. "Thank you based grandpa".
Why didn't RC buy the 6m shares today guys? I thought this was a hype day? What happened?
Isaac Bailey
My grandson takes of the VR glasses. We have officially reached planet of the apes. He glances over to the wall. Something is framed there. It is a single AMC share, the color almost worn out. He frowns. "Niggers".
Logan Taylor
It's shrimble: he didn't do it cuz u got trips and he is in awe
Using my GME gains to build a big ass medieval castle. It will look gothicc af and i am the headmaster, so old that i might just drop dead. I will be like a retarded version of dumbledore. Luckily i can never hear the complaints of my students, because i will be old af and i will be losing my hearing aid constantly. My castle will be guarded by slavs with tracksuits and flak 88s. It will also be decorated with classical meme oil paintings, that might be considered "ancient" in the future (nyan cat, wojak, pepe, etc). Women are only accepted under the condition that they are goth girls with thicc thighs. Other girls won't be accepted. The pretext will be that only thicc thigh girls are capable of magic. My professors will teach every memetic subject to all my students. The classes include the following: >memetic warfare >propaganda >history of memes & art >anti talmudic magic >memeology >memetic magic >shitposting >shamanic schizo chanting >sigil magic >mixing alcoholic cocktails >metaphysics >hermeticism
Deep under the castle is my massive meme archive (spanning 33 square meters of meme folders in specific registers). There lives my archivarius igorrr who is hanging out with a ton of frogs who scream racist shit all the time. Igorrr sends me a meme when i will it. He finds it within mere seconds. My students are allowed to study in the archive, but they are warned that they might turn racist. The castle will usher in the new era of meme magic, the rennaissance of magic. FYI: only purebloods will be accepted. You can reply & i might think about accepting your thicc daughter into my new meme magic academia.
Baggers are the worst. Went to the store, baggers everywhere. Can't walk down an aisle without some fucking bagger walking up to me, smacking their lips, and asking if I own GME. So goddamn sick of all you baggers. I was at the bus stop, mind you, just walking by because I don't ride transport intended for poors, and a bagger walks up to me. >Ayyyyy mang, kinna borrow 43ยข I spen all mah check on GME n shieit Disgusted, I threw a dollar into the gutter and moved away quickly since there were about 10 baggers in a pack. I could hear them tear each other apart for that measly bill. I shudder to think what society has come to that we openly allow baggers into the same space as normal humans. Continuing on my journey I passed a park where a bagress with her seven little baglets played on the swings. The noises they made were reminiscient of the call of monkeys. I laughed slightly to myself, a mistake. The baglets started running towards me shrieking moon, moon, and asking me to read their reddit posts. Horrified I booked it towards the nearest safe haven, a bank. The baglets closing in I ran inside and slammed the door in their faces. The guard at the door glanced my way and shook his head knowingly. >fucking baggers I could hear him mutter under his breath as he strolled to the other side of the lobby. The baglets were still outside, waiting, lurking with their so called DD. I fear I don't have long. God damn baggers. God damn them all.
>the year is 2027 >shareholders donated some wealth for autism help >they relax in a comfy infinity pool they bought in the shape of an 8 >they also bought new zealand >the place where the elites have fled onto before with their massive miliens of doler >NZ has turned into minecraft hunting reserve for hedgefund CEOs >anons watch tv on a big newsscreen on side of infinity pool >jim cramer talks about martial law in america >NZ is safe, but is getting boring for the anons >so they buy huge boring machines because they want to play minecraft IRL for the lolz >while boring tunnels into the ancient stones of new zealand they discover a massive underground facility >it is the bilderberg antichrist ZOG HQ >there is a big ass room with cryosleep cubicles >missing celebrities, elite puppets & wealthy whales >frozen in cryosleep, timer on cubicles is set to 2030 >it seems that they want 2 skip the apocalypse part >all bunkers are connected, wealthy elites are trapped like rats in a maze >gme holders are strapped to the face (with minecraft pickaxes) >they find a command terminal filled with gigantic servers, screens on standby & high tech shit >blinking text.jpg >remove program: paradise disc.exe? > Y // N ... >Y PARADISE DISC HAS BEEN EJECTED. CRYOSLEEP WILL BE STOPPED. >after a while they hear looping audio files from the cryo chamber CRYOSLEEP PARADISE PROGRAM HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED. PLEASE WAKE UP. >elites wake up to their new reality >they all are under our control now >they reveal to us that the nwo already is in it's final phase >mark of the beast & the beast system AI quantum computer ready to be activated >antichrist is on his way from outer space >gme holders have to face the worlds biggest threat so far
When we squeeze Kennys milky white tits I will buy a farm full of grass fed non (((homo)))genized cows. Bouncy soft nipplefilled cow bazoongas squirting their fatty nectar straight into my throath, filling me with raw unfiltered aryan strength. The vascularity of my veins will rapidly explode, pumping fatty milk molecules through my throbbing body. Women will smell the pheromones of the raw milk drinker, causing their boobas to start growing immensely. Milk starts splattering all over the place, fertilizing all of planet earth. When globohomo notices that nature is blossoming again, they burst into an unctrollable rage as they know they neve will be as powerful as the raw milk drinker, never as beautiful as nature. From the ashes of globohomos death throws, a new golden age will dawn. An age of RAW MILK
