/GME/ - Slow and Steady Green Crab Edition

Comfy holding and ComputerSharing with my /GME/ frens!

>Direct registration of your shares with CS prevents them from being loaned out by the DTCC and ensures that you own the real share (kek synthetties, kek IOUies)
>GME specifically mentioned 5.2 million shares registered as of 10/31/21 in their earnings report

Brief Rundown on ComputerShare:
>reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/

>ComputerShare has a dedicated phone line for international investors also had the process simplified to allow emailing account details and will pay for express shipping of letters in the EU.

BUT YOU CAN'T SELL FOR OVER $XXXXX

>Gamestop can reach out at any time and remove the sell cap, which they will.
>reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pq90iw/gamestop_computershare_update_1_gamestop_is_in/

HOW TO DRS FROM IBKR (for Eurofags):

>Go to Transfer & Pay > Transfer Positions
>Click on OUTGOING > Select DRS
>Fill out your account number with Computershare, leave blank if you don't have one
>Check the box next to GME, enter the number of shares you wish to transfer
>Click Continue, sign, confirm.
>Just make sure you have $5 in your IBKR account to cover the costs for the transfer.

HOW TO DRS FROM FIDELITY (for Ameribros):

>Call Fidelity
>Say "Stock Certificates" to the automated line
>Tell the phone rep how many GME shares you would like to DRS with ComputerShare

FOR CANADIANS:

>Wealthsimple
>Call and DRS
>Pay $304 CAD per transaction, not per share

FOR AUSSIES:

>Open a SMSF and SMSF Bank Account
>Roll Over Super
>Open SMSF Trading Account
>Purchase Shares
>DRS Shares

DO I NEED TO DRS MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT?

>Yes. Brokers/DTCC/nefarious Jews illegally lend out retirement shares

HOW TO DRS YOUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNT

>DRS your retirement accounts with Schwab
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sh5cy1/how_to_drs_rollover_simple_traditional_and_roth

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Gmesisters...

Need it to dump to 80 so i can buy more shares

Comfiest holding position

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Check the chart sis

steady, steady

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So we could see this on Friday?

OOOOOOOOOO IM DILATING!!!!

Do you really understand what this means?
Why are shares outstanding constantly changing?
How many shares of GME there is per XRT share?
Why are other shares in that ETF always green but GME is red?
Answer them and you shall understand.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

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Who gives a flying fuck about xrt faggot

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ooo

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Or he could just not buy any. Shills are the ones pushing this idea that he has to buy so they can come in here and ask “why didn’t he buy?”

he wasnt lying...

It's habbeniggg!!

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volumeeeeeeeee

The hedgies don't like 123

Hey Aubrey Cat, we gonna make you Fucking fold. You're gonna be Fucking folding that stock and liking it!

What I want is for you to do is sell this Fucking stock. Sell it. Do it! And then I want you to walk out that door and I want you to walk down the street, and anybody that wants to buy the stock from you, say, "Sure! Sure! No problem!" And when they do, you have to say, "Thank you very, very much." And make sure that you have a smile on your face. And then, you stupid Fucking coward, you're gonna know what it feels like to be a Hedgie!

It is edging at 123 and this numbah might be a small breakout point

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ooo ligma side of wagmi and extra sneed

Sharp green dildos.

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that green candle was bigger than my boner

wagmi

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It gives credence to the theory that hedgies used operational etf shorting as a way to keep the price down.

Moass beings at 3:30pm EST

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Whenever my stock goes down $200 or 70% in a year I can't wait to tell everybody

"THERES CYCLES BRO. ITS CYCLES BRO TRUST "

hahahahahaha. You fucking morons make me laugh so hard/ Watch a little less Youtube. Get a job

See He may not buy at all. But even if he did, it's unlikely we would see anything today. The point being that shills will likely come in saying "where's RC's shares?"

Okay but I don't understand any of this because I'm a slow retard

>We just received a call that someone got liquidated sir

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>shills will likely come in saying "where's RC's shares?"
Suffering waits for them if they do.

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wagmi
WAGMI

i’m literally going to own you

Imagine having a sure thing laid out in front of you, and refusing to to attempt to profit from it because GME Derangement Syndrome.

Then leave the hard stuff to other anons. You can just keep holding.

I've been wondering, after watching the chart, and every time there's high buying pressure, it immediately goes down again. What's interesting is that less volume is used to go down than to go up. So they make a run up by buying a ton of orders at various price levels, and before the buy orders for a new price level are filled, they immediately dump a portion of it to set the price back. This would saves them a lot of volume in terms of pricing. Is this correct or am I schizo?

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Down 40% in 4 months. Definitely going to own me. Definitely a sure thing you stupid fucker. hahahaha

>123
123
>123
123

Nigger i am a fuckin beginner and even i understood that shit. Ever heard of the 7 year stock cycle? Stocks are a long game per se. Go to your amc thread with your weak pilpul

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Worse, imagine coming into a dedicated thread for a security you're bearish on just to REEEEEEE at people who hold it..

Surely they don‘t do it for free?

surely not kennybros? that's worse than a jannie if true...

I just sold. the price will tank AH. I'll buy back in when we retest 100.

aint nobody got time fooo that

sheesh niggas

When we squeeze Kennys milky white tits I will buy a farm full of grass fed non (((homo)))genized cows.
Bouncy soft nipplefilled cow bazoongas squirting their fatty nectar straight into my throath, filling me with raw unfiltered aryan strength.
The vascularity of my veins will rapidly explode, pumping fatty milk molecules through my throbbing body.
Women will smell the pheromones of the raw milk drinker, causing their boobas to start growing immensely. Milk starts splattering all over the place, fertilizing all of planet earth.
When globohomo notices that nature is blossoming again, they burst into an unctrollable rage as they know they neve will be as powerful as the raw milk drinker, never as beautiful as nature.
From the ashes of globohomos death throws, a new golden age will dawn. A world without order. A world of harmony

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>Selling 40 minutes before market close

>46392974
Kek.

We got another swingie on our hands boys. Latest swingie sold at 112, so let's see how this plays out.

trips of truth

Great idea! You are master trader!

You know what they say user...

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AH moonshot confirmed

Dear anons,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a home theater once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The SEC got me into this halfway house called "Reddit" and a job making popcorn. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the CEO likes me very much.

Sometimes after work, I go to the park and watch the tickers. I keep thinking GME might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends.

I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like my share price is falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember how much debt I'm in.

Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the theater so they'd send me home. I could shoot the CEO while I was at it, sort of like a bonus.

I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided to declare bankruptcy. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old stock like me.

P.S: Tell Ryan I'm sorry I tried to compare our stocks. No hard feelings.

AMC

$123 VIOLENTLY ACCEPTED

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Your stock is up 157% in 7 years.
MSFT is up 900%

Nobody. Not a single human. Is impressed with your stocks cycle. hahahaha

>he sold?

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>.63.9.2.97.4
tyfys

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It's gonna break through 123. Just consolidating to let RSI get out of full retard territory before it does.

I feel greedy. This is not a good sign.

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no takers?

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WwtfTF that milk is not pasteurized! swat this man immidiately!

Shhhh Kenny, stop resisting. Just let it happen

another one www.ejlb.es

DONT YOU KNOW - PUMP IT UP
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP

i thought milk was unironically bad for cats unlike what they showed in tom & jerry

Give it 29 more minutes

fortune favors the bald. you should buy more

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>124
124
>124
124

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