/smg/ stock market general

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for DWAC Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1491434447576702978
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

so SOXL's range right now seems to be $42-49 huh?

UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN

>WH meeting at 11am confirms the END OF COVID
>market +5% into close
>CPI report tomorrow confirms inflation is in fact transitory
>ATH by Friday

LETS
GO
BRANDON

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>b*b*

Kwab

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>pump and dump I got in a few months ago and got rug pulled is suddenly pumping again

Which gas station penis pill should i try?

Biden bull run

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>that green dildo on OIL
lol what the fuck was that

bakkt? kek

short that shit

HEXO is comfy. Also whats a good buy today

what is an easy to find/get job that pays okay, i need to earn money so I can stop thinking about my useless degree and my retarded financial mistakes.

GO!! GO! BTU! UP! UP!! UP!!!

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>USAC puts
I knew it was too good to be true.

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Show me your position your larping cuckhold.

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Last time I heard about a "SOXL range" it dropped 50%.

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Arbitrage question. Suppose I buy a 2028 DWAC warrant (11.5 strike) for $27.50. I also sell a deep ITM call for 2024, strike price $40, premium $40.

Now if DWAC is above $39, I earn money on the warrant. If DWAC is below $39, I earn money on the short call. My gains are capped if it goes super high but w/e, this is arbitrage, I'm positive in all scenarios.

What are the risks?
> Broker doesnt offset margin requirements for these positions against each other and I may get margin called early -> keep the position small
> I get exercised early, nobody buys my option/sells stock and I have to pay 100%+ borrow fees for years -> seems unlikely?
> others?

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Ok /smg/ whats the biomeme to have long dated loto calls on these days?
Looking for relatively low IV stuff which is likely to have a large movement up within 3 months

its actually AGTC

user if you believe that, I have a crack pipe to sell you.

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This shit needs to cool off.

sell them, then

What a beautiful way to celebrate Bl*ck History Month

ASMB stock ladies !

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>dwac

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>Paying for a crack pipe during the Harris administration with Joe Biden as president.
ishyddt
You do understand the whole thread is now exposed and has to quarantine too.

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>gaslighting normies this hard
Top kek. Everyone in this thread should read Edward L. Bernays

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do these people not realize that they turn more people against them every time they open their mouths to say something retarded

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Post people that /smg/ buried but are officially back

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That's been debunked sweatie

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Holy shit did you just see that green candle on oil?

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ayo hol up I don need dat shit from u whyte boi mah nigga joey b will gib me dat fo free sheeeiitttt

>play a short on third attempt
>it rips sky-high
I'm being cheated I swear to God.

lol the worst part is that it's real in her mind

No point, I only put in about 5% of my portfolio in it anyway.

disciplined line clicking alone is enough to beat 7% daily inflation sirs. working is gay

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What the fuck is oil doing? Any news dropped? That looks like an algo millisecond pump

I'm gonna have to doordash for a few days to make back what I've lost on PTON puts

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it was beautiful.

The government has been providing needles to heroin addicts for literal decades why are crack pies any different? lel

What's a good oil etf

its called shorts are about to get roasted.
raise your hand if you shorted OIL

ERX, XLE, GUSH, XOP, NRGU

early posting faggot

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>fat rights activist

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just buy XOM retard

I put the word "arbitrage" before "DWAC" so you'd understand that I'm not looking to take a long position despite your ADHD, but I was too optimistic

then stop whining

amatuer

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I am not celebrating until we are back above 90 wti.

Bullish oil report.

Many top signals

Large API crude draw apparently

>3 digits vs my 4 digits

only realized some of it so far. im greeding the rest because its still pumping

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>msn.com/en-us/health/medical/why-the-biden-admin-is-handing-out-free-crack-pipes/ar-AATE0r8
I guess I should stop trusting those far right media outlets, like MSN.

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BKKT is doing numbers. Ooooooo

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its at 90.35 you fucking buffoon.

Chudbros...

>this bag holder trying to get people to join his PND

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Don’t buy puts user it’s too hard to time it. I shorted peloton for most of 20-21. I was 100% correct on all counts except timing. Ran out of money to keep it up. Bobo conviction requires like 10x mummy conviction

S O X L
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BKKT
>5.00
we are here
>10.00
>15.00
>20.00
>25.00
>30.00
>35.00
>40.00
>45.00
>50.00

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149 is 4 digits?
well good job buddy

I'm a big fan of OXY warrants. the new SOXL.

>NAIL
God damn it's having a great last two days, if Biden comes out and says Covid is canceled I could see it being neon green for the next few months

No, it's fun for me.

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But didn't the report drop yesterday at market close? Why is the market only reacting an hour after market open

just think. all that happened in 1 day a few months ago.

Bidens crack smoking initiative for blacks is pumping the market.

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>user can't see the (,) next to the 1
I spy with my little eye

you should read the fucking debooonk

you should not even have to put a qualifier because some of the retards on here are mentally ill and irrationally seethe at some stocks.
They are the same reedit idiots who have to put "i am not antivaxx butt.." before their reddit posts.
why would you worry about what some anonymous nigger thinks?

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>bagholding
>he doesn't know how to invest properly
>buy low sell high

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>Projection: The Post
I saw your post earlier about you being a bag holder in something else nigger. Let the anger flow through you while I profit twice by selling and then shorting this pump.

I'm waiting for another dump before I long it

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1491434447576702978

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JXN OOOOOOOOH FUCK YEAH

>an 80 dollar investment

I have a 1000 at 6.39. if this happened, I may do something niggerly with the gains.

lol. 5 mill draw when they expected a 1.5 mill build.
nice guess retards. my dog could do better.

not bagholding I sold out of that one but nice try :)

>The CLF/DWAC tranny is calling other mentally ill. Go read a book and shut the fuck up. You lead people to their ruination. I lead people to the promise land.

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I wish I got paid to be so wrong like these clowns. Worse than weathermen.

>I am not ashamed of being conservative
>my gains will surpass DWAC losses

?

SKREEEEEE
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN PROFITS ON MY DNN YESTERDAY

They're going to play the SPR release game again to try and put a lid on it.

*yawn*

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a lot of stuff going above my average but not enough

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I did, its not only crack pipes but needles as well.

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take your meds weirdo

I made nearly $700 this week on soxl. took profit but I'll buy more next dip. love you bros

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Oh fuck. We broke 7 dollars on BKKT. There is no ceiling. We going back to 50 boys.

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PTON. Soon. It'll happen.

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not when I was looking

when is the next dip

cheers

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green all week
eat shit bobo

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Fuck yeah! I will join you when SOXL hits below 38

>sold amd yesterday

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What will

Why 38? Just curious.

we're still expecting nvda earnings to pump soxl next week right? why would it dip 20%

There's going to be a nice one in March, I saw it in the vix futures.