I’ll start: “Johnny Hansome”
ITT WE COME UP WITH NEW NAMES FOR JOHN MORRISON
Kayden Morgan
Brandon Cruz
Johnny Carson
Ethan Martinez
Johnny Cuckold
Jackson Williams
He'd be Johnny Elite in AEW, but idk if The Elite would allow it
Oliver Morales
Batista's Bitch's Bitch
Jayden Lee
Johnny Joto
Ethan Wright
Johnny Limpdick
Austin Powell
Johnny iknowhowbigbatistasdickis
Asher Sullivan
AEW: Johnny Elite
Impact: Johnny Impact
NWA: Johnny National
MLW: Johnny Major
GCW: Johnny Changer
NJPW: Johnny Japan
Pro Wrestling Noah: Johnny Noah
Eli Evans
Aew: Johnny All-in
Alexander Wright
Johnny NiggerFaggot
Jeremiah Phillips
He'd be Johnny Dynamite.
Nicholas Carter
Johnny Unemployed
John Turner
Johnny Dark
Camden Williams
dimes
David Fisher
Johnny Narrative
Henry Russell
Johnny Dimes
Jace Torres
Johnny Stardom
Johnny Choco
Johnny Ice
Johnny Sendai
Johnny D-LLLLLLLiing
Adam Evans
Johnny Sussy Baka lol
Adrian Moore
based
Matthew Howard
holy dimes
Xavier James
Johnny Knoxville
Ryan Fisher
Johnny flippy manlet
Dominic Green
Johnny Nitro