OLs FTW
No links. Do it yourself, you autistic retards.
OLs FTW
No links. Do it yourself, you autistic retards.
USAC WHY
>FB down
lel
I made 4% today.
DOCN and SOXL led the way.
>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
remember they arent gains unless they are realized
I was lied to. He said PTON earnings were after hours. He said buy puts. I listened. Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the Hindu temple this Sunday.
based but then not really
>UBER
>LYFT
Uh oh STINKY!
Imagine believing PTON would dump on earnings AH lol
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
$216.50 --> $220 --> $230 end of the week
dead cat bounce
long FB, even though it sucks, and you would never hold it longterm, even though they are dead in the water on user growth, short-term bounce here
don't get greedy - remember it's a DEAD cat, don't buy in too late
And just like that, I was a successful degerate options scalper all day both ways. Gotta love days like these
I bought a bullishly biased BABA strangle that expires on FEB 25.
Am I going to make it?
Gimme BABA earnings niggaz
Kek
market so fucking gay
>huge pump day followed by 3 days of slow bleed to lose all gains
>huge pump day again followed by another 3 days of slow bleed to lose all gains
>huge pump day fucking again followed by another 3 fucking days of slow bleed to loose all agains
I want off this ride.
I closed my calls after they went +7. Fuck chink earnings.
its truly the patrician manner of trading cheers user
Digits say yes. Most plays you will have a chance to close green. Don't get too GREEDY, and YGMI
maybe you should sell on big pumps then huhys
market is literally run by evil trickster demons
Anyone got that copypasta of the eminem song but with Jerome Powell? The song is called “Lose Yourself”
I was telling my wife about it and she rolled her eyes, but I want to sing it to her.
Bear Status: Heemed
> make over 3% gains today
> daily inflation is 7% now
I'm never making it out of the cage bros
Whats a good you vill own nothing stock?
BLK, BX, what else?
Yep. How's your bb and lcid user?
If you don’t like the lack of links then bake the next thread yourself
I sold the pump today and I will buy in again end of week.
Who else is going balls deep on SPCE before earnings?
The lows of last week were higher than the lows of the week before that. The lows of this week will be higher than last week. We crab our way back up. All good bro
mexico bros...
BRKB, GS
I though a girl kinda looked familiar so i looked at her face to see if i remember who that is and she instantly jumped behind some man and pointed at me and whispered something then proceeded to cross the street while hiding behind his back with his hands streched out like pic related.
I think she was into me.
whats some good shit to buy for the upcoming thursday/friday inflation crash? im thinking TZA to short the russell what you guys think?
Where are my USAC bros to tell me it'll be ok.....
>Whats a good you vill own nothing stock?
Everything related to crypto. EVERYTHING.
>People now started shooting outside my door
>I have no alcohol left as a gift to join in
you dont have a wife
Ok, fine. I wanna sing it to myself. Do you know what I’m talking about?
ASMB stock ladies !
Yes sir. Vishnu blesses your marriage sir.
>inflation crash
as a humble c-word enjoyer and uranium hodler i have to say:
IT WASN'T A BAD DAY
Wow. Your digits are nice too.
I'm thinking that I have to close it before earnings because volatility will crash once the earnings are announced. Peak volatility should be Monday.
I do not know what the fuck I am doing, fyi.
SOXL to 65 tomorrow then, fren
is time to play the vix already or is it too early?
its shit, it ain't good enough. that said, if all the employees are hispanic at a chipotle, it'll taste somewhat authentic.
nevermind........
Just start shooting back. My buddy was in the army out of Ft Bragg and woke up right before a FTX to the sound of gunfire. He ran outside naked with his M9 and started yelling at the guys to stop shooting which they did for about 30 seconds before resuming their gun battle. He said they didn’t hit each other and the house was a known drug spot/trap house.
no fuck you faggot
when are they releasing the numbers again specifically?
Why did you tell me to buy CVX and SRUUF
Chee pottl
>surely my PTON puts will work their magic after market close!
>up $1
No, man. Fuck YOU! Never speak to me or my wife ever again.
Bragg is such a fucking shit hole, goddamn
In ten days I will either own UUUU or get my money back. The strike is 7. Anything above 6.55 is profit. The best scenario is closing at 6.99 with assignment then the stock booms.
I will be bearish on TSLA until I am proven right
NOBODY will be driving cybertrucks
At what point are you guys taking profit on SOXL? I have 100 at $41.80. And I've been debating on selling at like 50 or so. But I feel like if I wait a few more months it could hit 60s again
It's a wedding. Nobody is getting hurt here.
I wished I had bought some wine to give as a gift.
do you live in the middle east