I'm in talks with some institutional bankers right now. In one sentence, tell me why anyone should buy crypto

I'm in talks with some institutional bankers right now. In one sentence, tell me why anyone should buy crypto.

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Kek what a pathetic thread. You thought you were some hot shit creating this thread, expecting people to flood you with replies and memes. No lol. Time to gas yourself for the very good of mankind, you little subhuman. Oh my God, what a terrible OP you are. Ruined this entire board with this dumb thread.

To fuck the corrupt Jewish bankers ?

Who gets to fuck this woman

some roller derby dyke named Brenda

no sneedback

It's like the stock market but with less regulations. You can pull whatever financial scam you want and you'll probably get away with it. Alternatively, you could get rich by following what the scammers are doing.

Picture related, this faggot is a billionaire from market manipulation and trading against people who use his exchange.

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>not using the morbidly obese man titted recent photo of him.
He literally thought covid was real, so he just ate icecream indoors 24/7 and obese /maxxed/

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To be clear I'm not saying you should break the law, I'm saying blatant manipulation is legal when it comes to many cryptocurrency es like BTC

You mean this one?

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>when a girl is telling you about a problem she's having she is not coming to you for a solution
Then why tell me about the problem in the first place if I can't even respond to it?

They're venting. You're supposed to agree with them and offer emotional comfort.

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The only thing I'm offering is my cock. Take it or leave it, woman.

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Basically check out GoFundMe story that happened with truckers in Canada. The police ordered GoFundMe to seize the funds the people raised and redistribute it to other charities (meanwhile BLM or w/e funding wasnt canceled at all). Thats a perfect example of why crypto is better.

You're missing the fact that crypto passive income will make you sleep well. Imagine 12% with h0dlnaut.

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>It's lower than you think
Lost at that. They really should tell you these things ahead of time

>Women are people

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I have a lot of bags and they aint gonna pump themselves.

Most of those are good points tbqh.

I will say #4 is the best protip, foreplay will go a long way. Not as long as my penis though.

Women are not rational beings. You'd bring up a problem for a solution and they bring up a problem for sympathy. It took me years of marriage to figure this out.

Women are children

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You’re her emotional condom, also see