Work just sent me a deadline to show proof of vaccination

>work just sent me a deadline to show proof of vaccination

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Buy a fake card
My buddy knows a nurse who sells them for $10

Your lack of vaccination proves you value your own health over your income. You deserve the pain.

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This is what happens when you take the jab

What's wrong? Just get vaccinated. The chances of anything bad happening to you are like 0.000000001% compared to the high chance of you getting really sick from covid

If there was an injection that could turn me into this excellent Ferengi I would get septuple jabbed.

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Waste of time. I got the jab and still got covid, jab does nothing.

Just ignore it

>The chances of anything bad happening to you are like 0.000000001% compared to the high chance of you getting really sick from covid
Wrong
Go read a book you fucktard
Covid is less deadly than the flu for everyone under 60 according to the CDC
People like you should be shot up with daily boosters until you grow tits

My buddy has the template that he just prints on cardstock, its good enough to get into public places that ask for it if theyre shitty enough, but i dont think I can use it for a job and I dont want jail time for fraud.

Go back retard

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It's mostly for other people's safety, the vaccine is proven to help stop the spread
Are you an epidemiologist? Talk to me when you are one.

>I dont want jail time for fraud.
No one is reporting fake vax cards

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are you retarded?

>It's mostly for other people's safety, the vaccine is proven to help stop the spread
Wrong again retard
Even big pharma admire it doesn’t reduce chance of infection
They argue it reduces severity which isn’t correct either
I hope you die tonight before you spread more misinformation
Your mom should’ve had an abortion to spare society

What makes you think I'm goyish? Do you even know what board you're on?

>re you an epidemiologist? Talk to me when you are one.
Do your own research
Even Joe Rohan’s dumb ass knows vaccines aren’t safe

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This is unfortunately true.

I found the biggest retard on biz

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If you give in, it also means you'd suck a dick for the right price.

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