/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm full of rage desu senpai.

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I guess my $100 dwac call isn't closing tomorrow

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Biden started one of his "press conferences"

Newfag detected.

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LOL, there's no way that's real. Very bullish for uranium.

lmao total collapse into close. Mumus should be worried

Buy it.

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They will, because it's a cucked platform coming out the gate wherein discussing no-no subjects is banned. "truth" social my rear, lmao. In short, it'll be for conservatives.

IT JUST KEEPS DRILLING!!!!

JPOW TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

seriously WHAT THE FUCK

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I thought you niggas said that it was going to be a power hour.

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You can’t stop 70+ million Americans. It’s over for leftwing tech. Sorry user. You gave it a good try :)

DIE SHIT MARKET
DIE

grab a seat and enjoy the ride.

Buy what?

is this one of those newfangled sexbots?

>There are people that bought DWAC at over $90
Kek watch 'Truth Social' or whatever this garbage Facebook wannabe scam shit never come come out

DWAC to 0

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We buying or selling?

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It was a typo I'm sorry! The S is close to the P...ish

BEHOLD

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sayonara my gains
hello bobo my old friend

CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS
CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS
CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS

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JXN. You didn't listen. Lol.

NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME BVLLCHADS

Anime is for trannies, retards and niggers. Enjoy this end of day DOOMP, r*ddit

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Maybe. Prototype.

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snot

mkay

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Stocks are shit.
Hold what you have and start playing volatility with your cash.

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It’s likely a coal power plant

Thank you Jim Brandon.

KEEP THAT FAGGOT IN HIS KEKSHED

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All of it.

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What the fuck happened?

Circuit breakers should be outlawed. Let it dump.

I just bought some nvda lotto tickets. What am I in for?

Joe Biden happened.

she has autistic gait

Quick, should i buy SPY put credit spreads 2 weeks out?xrgnv

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

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what do i buy?

>What the fuck happened?

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CLF tranny thinks it can pretend to be one of us by calling everyone a reddit

get a job
you're a disgrace to your family

EVERY TIME i THINK THINGS ARE CALMING DOWN AND WE ARE SLOWLY RECOVERING I JUST GET RUGPULLED LIKE THIS. FUCK

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>hedgies slaughter all the normalfags who entered the market in the last couple of years by turning major US indexes and top companies into shitcoins
>geromy isn't printing like he used to
>markets stagnant because it's just institutions hedging and edging and circlejerking
>...stagnant until the first institution drops bags and runs out of the door
Sad! Not many such cases

Everyone wanted to make fun of and taunt Bobo earlier... Who’s pink wojacking now?

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GOOD FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! It keeps dumping.

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Biden opened his fucking mouth

>ERX and most OIL companys still blindly green today.
i would feel sorry for you if your losing money, but ive told you to buy OIL for months now.

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>spy -0.62%
Nice circuit breaker

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Is he giving a speech or what?

We're still in recovery mode, it's just psychological torture to shake shares on the way tho.

slurping time tomorrow?

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Biden's talking? Where?
And why?

How do I play volatility?

I went from +$800 to +$400 and drilling in the last 20 minutes

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DIG is still up 2.30, god bless

TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THE INSIDE
AND THROW IT ALL AWAAAAAAYYYYY
CAUSE I SWEAR FOR THE LAST TIME
I WON'T TRUST MYSELF WITH YOUU

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Wtf is going on?

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shill me a stock,. pajeet

No, he got on stage, shidded farted stuttered and bumbled then hurried off as his handlers shouted at everyone to leave.

Nonono you can't jump from company to company and pump its price regardless of fundamentals while baiting retail into buying your pump noooooooo

FB BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>not letting (((them))) shoot you up with unnecessary poison that does more harm than good to healthy young people is antivax

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AAAAAA I LITERALLY BOUGHT SHORTLY RIGHT BEFORE THE DUMP OCCURED. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
>BUY INTO DUMPS
>DUMPS FURTHER
>SWITCH STRATEGY
>BUY INTO PUMPS
>DUMPS RIGHT OFF A CLIFF

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What indeed

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I SOLD MY PUTS TOO EARLY

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He's meeting with the German chancellor.
watchnewslive.tv/fox-news-live-stream-usa/

Dwac ladies

Lmao

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Peloton and nerdwallet too?

Maybe he’s going to send the CIA to invade Russia in the middle of winter

Sirs, my name is John, and I am a White man, and I suggest to you to buys LCI. Very good, ser.

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This is all i got:
>Biden task force releases report to strengthen labor unions
>abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/biden-task-force-releases-report-strengthen-labor-unions-82727621

Who's next on the big tech earnings chopping block? I wanna make quick short gambles

Buy strangles on volatile stock when their IV is below their HV. When the stock climbs sell the call, when it drops sell the put.

When are we buying bros?

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lol, all my ETF's are still green eod

>buy call
>up 30% immediately
What the fuck is that

So this is actually the dead cat bounce on Nasdaq then?

DING DING DING!
How did you do guys? I'm up a measly 3% today on my value stocks, but at least I didn't own any tech or try to buy the top of DWAC. That big sell off at the end of the day was sorta spooky. Well, here's to a better tomorrow!

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Biden keeps saying if Russia invades the US will unilaterally stop the nord stream 2 pipeline, when asked by some german jouralists how they''d do that, he said we just will.

Can we just dump already and retest fuck. Also short oil

Baba?

WILL THIS MARKET JUST MAKE UP ITS FUCKING MIND, CRASH OR PUMP
FUCKING PICK ONE REEEEEe

I wouldn't touch that shit with my worst enemy's money.

what is up with this schizo market

they did it again!

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>Also short oil
Why in God's name would any sensible person do that?

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No this is melt up until next fomc.

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Same. I bought mimutes before the dump.....with a decent chunk of my account

Every time i swing trade the stock pumps in the direction that would make me a lot of money on options
Every time i refuse it crabs or moves the opposite way.

Enraging

Well, I was green, except for that bit at the end. Now I'm down 1.11%

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Just checked my portfolio and everything has fallen after being up an hour ago. What happened?

Strong words. Why not?

And of course it hits green after hours. Fucking Jews. 110 can't come soon enough.

>that tiny ass green spike on ultra low volume into close
JOE
BIDEN
WAKE UP

JOE BIDEN
JOE BIDEN
WAKE UP

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hehe, very convincing, john

people selling for valentines day gifts. happens every year

well lads that last hour of the day got a touch jewish didn't it

My PTON short sale order filled during that bogus pump at 3:30pm. Wish me luck.

It's a fucking exercise bike with a tablet.

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Down Jones finished 1.12 points up. Crabbiest of crab days.

Biden yelling about something apparently

Bros... does anyone else want to make Emily from Yahoo Finance their wife?

All the Democrats have is their hatred of Russia or whatever. Problem is, they don’t have any public support for military action.

Up .38% idk how you losers can COMPETE

Pretty /comfy/ +1.51% today largely thanks to based RIO. My daily gains were halved after 3:30pm EST tho...

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Any Forums ruined these threads

Shut up Fat, Joe Biden is speaking.

nigger

Basterd bich. I went from around +1.5% down to +0.46% in one hour.

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I kneel. I unironically did +0.01% today

Nobody gives a fuck about the DJIA, everything follows the S&P. The VTI is supposed to follow the DJIA and its red.

I AM CONVINCED THE DJIA IS A FAKE NUMBER, SOMEBODY PROVE ME WRONG.
HUH?

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>DWAC IS SO BASED YOU GUYS

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Anons, I want to kill this fucking market.

Get out

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Yeah where are the circuit breakers for the long side

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incel

Any Forums enriches everything with much needed difference of opinions

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Uranium and options only user, you still around? What's your split between the two? Thinking I'll go 80% uranium, 20% options, but I'm also thinking about grabbing some Bayhorse (BHS).

What's /smg/ think of that these days? Seems like a steal at this price point.

Was up 2%, finished about 1% up.

who is she?

Grow up

gay

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Even the top money managers and brokers are losing money in this market, so if you're in the red don't feel bad. If you can eek out a profit, that's a good day.

I'm barely up anything. That's my fault for fomoing into tech at the top and also for playing the penny stock casino. At least it recovered I was down like 25% at one point.

no

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You shorted a stock that’s being discussed of being acquired by Nike or Amazon? I mean they already disclosed they had to literally halt production due to lack of demand

nigger nigger

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rugged at the end

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DWACbros....we got too cocky...

Same

MAGAfags ruined this thread
Old polbros are alright

>"oh no people who identify patterns and opportunities for fun happen to detect a pattern with Jews"
>Any Forums did this

Holy shit kys.

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>+200 after great effort
>-1500 with ease

When do I just go in hard and get a literal 10% return in under 2 weeks? Seems my odds are always NEGATIVE 10% in under 2 weeks time. How does this happen more often than the other!? I just want to buy, go up 10%, sell, buy at a later date, and be up 10% again!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why not? Just feel like they won't deliver? IF they deliver, it'll be huge gains. I want exposure to silver or some precious metal, and BHS seems like the best play.

How old are you? 12?

How quickly the mask of the crab comes off to reveal bobo in all his red glory. I was up .4%, ended the day only up .05%, and I'm so poor it's a difference between $22 up and $3 up.

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tranny - shit sniffer

N

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I

>sold the rest of my call options
>crabbed upwards all day
i don't undersand how you guys are losing money, i'm not making 6 figure trades but im also never red. i either crab sideways or upwards

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It's being discussed the day before another disaster earnings report. The leak is some pump and dumper and this should be investigated by the SEC.

>oh no DWAC is back to where it was 2 days ago!
>we got rugged bros we got fucking rugged!

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nigger nigger nigger

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+0.43%

You will never know the touch of a woman

biden is reading the answers to the questions you can tell because he cant look at the reporter for more than 1 second before reading off the podium while hes talking i wonder if we will ever find out who the puppeteer is

why do reddit commies like think they own the place now?

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The man who is in charge of Finland.

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Why are there a 100k calls on a shit stock like COTY

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