Why do people say to invest in BTC/ETH when your a beginner...

Why do people say to invest in BTC/ETH when your a beginner? At best they have a x3 in them so I don’t see how that’ll be enough to make it unless you start off with mid 5 figures.

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>Why
Coz safer

The safest way is putting it into a savings account. I’m in crypto to take risks and make money.

Women cannot tempt me

I want to procreate with her

Thats a man. Also buy Fuse.

jesus fuck, I just want to be smothered by those fat milkers

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Too fat.

No better feeling than big tits smushing into your face

She is fat and ugly

jesus fucking christ

Homosexuality detected

virgin detected
you would fuck a cow too huh ?

every shitcoin and scam has a better risk reward ratio than women

why isn't anybody pointing out that fucking carpet or the messy as fuck room?

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Right. Only homosexuals like fit and/or skinny chicks. I believe you user. For sure.

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yeah but you aren't the average poor pseudo-investor. most people aren't interested in gambling away their pathetic savings from wageslaving 50 hours a week (i am so i agree with you) but most people aren't

You are retarded. Putting money in a savings account is literally watching it rot. Nothing safe about it unless you mean safely bleeding your purchasing power.

no such thing

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brown women and by extension brown features are not attractive

thicc
gay
this is not messy
Because if not they invest into jeet scam

objectively false. i will see you in Kleros court.

That's a given by now, no need
So you can make .5% interest on an asset that inflation is going to gobble right up?

That’s why you don’t listen to biz. Beginners should spend a few weeks learning about the general market, learning how to use the tools, dexes, exchanges, etc... Then if they have less than 5figs to invest they should look into shitcoins or very small mcap future alts

>putting it in a (((((savings account))))))

The Jews and Jew and Jewstein's Bank than you for the slurp

What carpet?

>Carpet

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source?

>carpet
and have you ever seen a whore with a clean room ?

Because newfags can't tell scams from actual good projects and crypto is full of scams