/smg/ - Stock Market General

Smug Miko edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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should we buy AMD calls?

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Why is the market so schizo lately?

>dumped all my shitty bags
>now when I check my portfolio I only see neon green and profit

This is what winning looks like

Oil's got like another day or two before it pulls back. Too many dumb bulls, declining volume, and gas prices hitting the political jawboning danger zone.

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Pton is gay

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Oh gosh, its starting to look like the underlying stocks on the xbi are beating the bearish algo.... wat do go down gooo downnn

i own TQQQ LEAPs exclusively and nothing else

Nobody knows if the hike promise is buss or suss.

>SPX breakdown
SHORT SHORT SHORT

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>Scientists Discover Gene That Predisposes Ashkenazi Jews to Schizophrenia

it's a jewish market, it's run by schizos

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agreed. it's gonna go to like $75

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I mean, come on...
Shouldn't strangling UVXY be an almost guaranteed win?

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For the last time, people, just trade options on the underlying shit instead of wading into the zero liquidity chains on the triple levered ETFs.

Declining volume he says.

If you look at the volume bar chart it’s actually making a wyckoff accumulation

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guys is gregory mannaman legit and a good source? i feel like he makes a ton of sense?

They were trying to get you to short oil yesterday anons. They laughed at me this morning and said they are all long. But I come join a thread and they are trying to get you to short oil today again anons

He's dangerously based

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DUH

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I wasn't trying to get anyone to short anything yesterday. Just sensing a crowded trade to avoid.

Whipsawed in the main indices -> ah, I can go to this sector for easy green.

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Yes sir please sir!

Will you be here on valentine's day? I don't want to be alone, last time both of my apartment neighbors were having sex loudly and laughing with their partners

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I'll be here fren

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They were only pumped because of the viral marketing campaign they did last year

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100% based and someone you should listen to, but not listen to as a never can be wrong God like figure - listen to him, but use your brain
people need to understand that even the best analysts in the world are not correct 100% of the time, nor are they able to predict the future
but it's about being correct about overall trends, understanding dynamics, calling out the bullshit, not going along with the accepted narrative

Yeah

Wow cool chart

Turn up some porn really loud and jump up and down on your bed.

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I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SMARTER GUY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO GIVE LIFE A BETTER TRY
BUT I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL BE STOIC
SO I GUESS WE'RE NOT ALL SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT
I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND
I WISH I WAS MARCUS AURELIUS PHILOSOPHER KING, WISH I KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO
I WISH I HAD ALL THE ANSWERS INSIDE MY HEAD
BUT I GUESS I'LL FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE I'M DEAD

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still time today for the crash

Anyone here work multiple work-from-home jobs? I’m considering it heavily.

Priced in

SOFI is going to boom for the rest of the month.
Get your tickets while you can.

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I don’t know but I need a girl last week and we have a second date this weekend. I’ve been thinking about her off and on since we got drinks which is nice since I haven’t care about women since my ex and I broke up a year ago :^)

do you really think liquidity mattesr to me?

i dont own 2,500 contracts per expiry, relax

I'm guessing he just has a small position. You you are dropping real cash then yes trading option on the underlying is always better. If you are just looking for a small gamble on don't want to put up much capital you can use the leveraged.

>Looking to get filled on BAC calls
>Doesn't stop going up

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Facebook down 25%, is it a buy brehs? I dont see this not rising 5% in a week imo. Long term its probably a shit stock, but for a couple of years at least i think it could a good trade.

Met a girl**

Yes, he is as good as they come.

DOCN

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Yes. He has been right almost every step of the way, hates trannies (called Christine LaGarde a man/creature), says “retard” and thinks the Fed is an abomination while also being willing to make money on their shenanigans.

He’s the best Internet personality I’ve found since Sam Hyde and legitimately wants to help people do better in life.

I switched to 2d 6 years ago, never looked back, never been happier

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still has bearish momentum

CRBPajeet shorted SAVA kek

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yes seems so.

true but i feel like jumping from of his advice i have better idea whats going on etc,

not gonna lie you bear fags had me a bit worried i wasnt gonna keep up with 7% daily inflation today

sold my DKNG calls for +30%

TQQQ and SOXL calls mooning. man stonks are hard

might buy BABA calls today... i dunno might wait till monday

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I just ran into David Soxl at the gym. He told me he hit a new PR today for his bench @420lbs; I think this is clearly bullish for SOXL.

good job user. gl

>SPX double top

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SOXL looks like a good strangle candidate.

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Companionship is cool when the women don’t suck. I’d rather be asexual than idolize a drawing, no offense

Pump or dump into close?

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amzn

I slurped a bit just because Jim Cramer said not to

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