Market dumps when americans wake up

>market dumps when americans wake up

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ah nothing like 12 tomatoes and 9 mushrooms for breakfast yum yum.

bacon + pancakes + mushrooms + eggs + sausages
best of both worlds

there's 14 tomatoes on that plate retard

Well now that makes a difference

Left looks better unironically

You eat either breakfast every day, you'll get a heart attack before you're 50.

i fucking hate """josh""". absolute fag. now cooking with ja/ck/? certified kino

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Both look delicious
Best is American if you swap scrambled -> sunny side up

wrong webm

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lol americans have no fibre whatsoever in their diet, imagine an obese amerimutt pushing out a massive turd into their toilets with the raised water level after eating that

It's a heavy burden having the world revolve around us. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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I hate pancakes.

Ok there's my appetizers, but where are my breakfast Big Macs?

Both look fucking gross as a breakfast, here's an actual reasonable breakfast

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is that webm from kays kitchen or whatever? the stupid bitch with the crunchy rice? HAHA comedy gold

Is that what you eat after a long night of sucking cock?

Please tell me no one does this unironically. I could last 3 days with all the stuff in the anglo plate.
A single sausage and the beans are what i eat in average during a meal.

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Is that the full reddit?

Have you not seen what's on the right?
>fucking whole tomatoes, cooked, while still on the vine
>a pile of baked beans
>a pile of mushrooms

Funny too how the English at least try to sneak veggies in there. Americans don't even bother.

An English breakfast obviously cooked by an american using american ingredients.

Anyway, full Scottish breakfast is superior to both.

KEK WHYYYYYY. He has to be trolling right

I eat at least 30 tomatoes a day, everyone in the UK does.

>I can survive on 0.66 eggs a day

You would have to be retarded to eat that every day

American's know how to do it right, replace the bacon with sausage though.

kys

anglos are fucking disgusting
this is a proper breakfast

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>coffee with milk

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They need to pay their medical bills, their 3 breakfast at taco bell, mcdonalds and wendys, 2 frappuchinos at starbucks, and then on their way to work, they get jumped on by a pack of south americans and they better have some money or they will be tortured.

My God, being European is a blessing. Thank you lord.

>mmm yum bitter water is good

low test hands typed this

Based, I also take random things out of my fridge instead of cooking.