First anti-rebase coin. The newest, hottest tech

2 days old. 240 holders. This will be just one of your concubines. Your grandchildren will praise you at your bedside. Your grandchildren's grandchildren will propagate the earth, still reaping the rewards of your fecundity. You will make it. This is it user. $500 to make it right now and never work another day in your life.

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What is this? Shitcoin my fren?

OOOOOH WOW!!! TITS and ASSSSSS
WHOOOOOHOOOOO LEMME SEE THEM THIGHS AND SHIT... OHHH WHOA
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKK READY TO COOOOOOM FOR THE ASS!!! AND BOOOOOOOOOBBBBIESSS!!!!

>What is this?
This is your chance to soar with the eagles. To live the life only Kim Jong Un could understand. Make it now or forever hold your peace

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>sir
Are you jeets even trying

Not a Jeet. Notice my pure white arian skin and pure blooded champion bloodline pug.

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if you give me step by step instructions on how to buy this shit I will dump 1k into it right now and never look back

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>step by step instructions
Have a wallet on BSC. Send BNB to it and swap BNB for NOVO on pancakeswap. If swap fails raise slippage up to 12%. $500 will put you in the top 100 holders. Dev was savagely attacked by a shark and shook it off like a Chad. The video is on inside edition

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WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS DOGSHIT?

anti rebase? what exactly does that do? isnt it something like XAMP after chainlink bullrun and ampleforth popularity peak?

XAMP basically got burnt every rebase no matter what or something like that but instead becoming anything valuable it just became shit and died

man i see a hoore like this and I would instantly abandon my wife and child. I've always been well aware of my own evil. Thus I never surround myself with temptation. Also why I cant be around hot little bois anymore. If wanting to fuck hot teens makes me a pedophile...

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>what exactly does that do?
It makes you rich.

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>It makes you rich part 2

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Part 3

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>Based dev

But yes, he's on plebbit

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>based dev 2

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This sounds good..think I might ape in 1 ETH

Wish I had that much. I put in .2 eth yesterday and it landed me in the top 80.

Fuck your shitcoin, but that's pretty based.

If it ever makes it's own blockchain, then we'll talk. Right now it's just another stupid token that will have insane gas fees thanks to being built on a botched backbone of ETH.

OHM Faggot. Stay poor.

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Butthurt about gas fees, Lol.

Your hand screams of inbred redneck and your pug is just as ugly as you. Also wash your goddamn fingernails.
Also your laptop sucks.

>inbred redneck
Skied some fresh alpine snow today. That's a fucking razor laptop. And you will never be a man.

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Holy shit. Didn’t expect to see that … wow. Ok, what’s the website/contract address ?