How to profit from WW3?

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physical assets.

Monkey NFT.

Check em.

Buy lots of toilet paper and be ready to sell after the nuclear fallout clears.

Bottle caps.

CHECK EM

Such as? And why?

BUTT PLUGS


CHECK EM

Buy guns and ammo

BLACKED PORN DVDS

CHECK EM!!!!!

Already done bro, fucking ready for Fallout

God damn it I never get dubs.

I'm going to rope myself now...

Check em?

Checked them bro, thanks for advice

HUMAN FLESH

don't check em

If dubs then there will not be WW3 but our civilisation will be destroyed by the great flood.

If by great flood you mean we drown in hot sticky cum then thats cool too.

based and meatpilled

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There's no way to profit because you won't survive it. Sure, you could go long in military industrial complex stocks, but you'll have no way to realize those gains when your town/city is a smouldering radioactive ruin and you're either dead or farming the frozen fields. I suggest betting against WW3, because if everything dies down you profit, and if WW3 breaks out it doesn't matter anyway because the financial system, along with the rest of our society no longer exists.

SELL MILK

FINAL CHECK EM!

LETS GOOOOO

FUUUUUUUCCK

CNN and MSNBC pumping constant "we can just manufacture your consent to have ww3 right citizens? It's just one more war, come on we finished the last one! OMG RUSSIA IS INVADING A SMALL COUNTRY!! THE USA NEVER DOES THAT aaaaaahhhh!!! Quick send your sons to die whiteman!"

Never ever gonna happen because no country can compete with the US.

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What if i move to Argentina, El Salvador or Uganda? Ofcourse you have no chance in the US,Nato, Russia or China, but i think i could live in these neutral shitholes, even with high Radiation and a Black Sky with no Sunlight from the atom bombs.