/smg/ OIL GENERAL

>he didn't listen to bill ackman and buy Netflix 5 days ago

easiest 17% gains ever brossss

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SAVA. Lol. SAVA Shorts Getting Demolished. SAVA Short Squeeze Activating.

what is your opinion on futa

SOXL needs to test $40

nobody fucking uses semis

I've never met a semiconductor in my LIFE

BABE WAKE UP THE NASDAQ JUST WENT GREEN

What is happening this morning? Why are all the lines moving the same again?

Why do the jews keep doing this to me.

I sold too early

Slow and steady wins the race.

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Read Josh Young's thoughts about Suncor on Twitter

Oil Barons

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Why does biz have the 3rd highest rate of incel posting after fit and r9k?

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Ok, so now what do I do? This whole line staring thing is making my eyes go bad

what does it mean when a company has a massive tax provision every 4th quarter?

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I don't respect anyone itt

How can I short this?

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Except me

why dont you just post a picture or recap it instead of wanting us to go to a toiletbowl site to find it.

$12 to go for my soxl to break even

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You don't need to respect me to fear me.

no.

luv me them gentle 0.5% down spx opens
easiest buys ever

are you ok bobo?

It sucks.

Same with the obsession for absolutely, unnaturally enormous tits in Japanese cartoons.
It seems like it's either pedoshit or disgusting saggy milkcows.

those with money, looks, and those who have given up don't need to simp

WE ARE RECOOVERCING BEARS BACK TO HIBERNATION

You do, you just dont know it yet

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what's AMD expected to do after close? possibly moon it looks

Because I don't own it and I can't be bothered

> listening to people that hate porn

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Ah yes, the standard intraday schizophrenia. Fun market.

Guy, I told you talked to Mr. Dow Jones this morning and he said the crash was over. It's your fault for not listening.

because you post here

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If you want my honest truth, making such easy gains on oil makes the rest of my life miserable.

It feels pointless to get up at 8:30, take a shower, and prepare for a 1 hour zoom call with my pointless job, knowing that at the same time I'm in that daily meeting, Brandon is making another retarded policy decision and sending oil to the moon and my portfolio's making more daily gains than my entire monthly salary.
It feels pointless to go to the grocery store, buy and cook dinner, knowing that my daily oil gains could pay a fulltime chef to do all that work for me.
It feels pointless talking to anyone new, because they don't and never will understand what it's like to have a portfolio of oil stocks.
It feels pointless even to trade, because simply buying and holding oil stocks was already enough for 200% gains last year, and likely another 100% by the end of this current year.

What purpose is there in life, when winning is so easy?

Well I have to admit you are making some very convincing and compelling arguments.

OILFAM
SU.TO
VET.TO

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i sold a SOXL put week ago and im furious

what a waste of $3,000 capital. why do people do this when it requires collateral? its much better to just...actually own stuff with that money. this is a waste of time

Gonna Yolo and hold and see what happens. I can see it going either way though

bear status: rekt

>d-dead cat bounce!
the state of bearkeks

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I can't believe you put 100% of your family's net worth into a single position, that's insane

lul

>bought puts on bbby and amc on monday and friday
Just need a rape accusation thrown at the ceos or have arsonists burn down all their stores within this week

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Any Forums is far worse than Any Forums and Any Forums
Any Forums just hates women
Any Forums wants to be healthy, and wants women be attracted to them
Any Forums has a scrawny little twink thats proud of paying whores to dress up as clowns

thoughts on amc?

is this trash dead now.

DIE BOBO

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Can someone please answer this? >46126046

his cost average is in the 30's

That tail on the SPX is bullish but if the range starts reducing it'll be bearish. Hope Google kills earnings, to breath back life into this rally

Lol I can't even link properly. Hard day frens

yeah, i might sell some but definitely holding a chunk over night

Stay strong, bro.
Why would you assume I had?

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make a decision then go play video games or shitpost or something

quit being a fag.

yes, if you sell vertical speads you can get more premium.

you could have sold 3 $10 wide spreads.

AMD. Lol.

I deadlift 4 pl8s bro

>XOM about to break $81
>SU about to break $30

OIL BARONs. winning

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link?

no, it will keep crabbing down for many more months

its an old article. from june 21, 2021. i had to quick skim it because archive didnt take the paywall away.

seekingalpha.com/article/4440422-suncor-stock-underperformance-explained

Ooohhh!! I'm gonna fillll!
Aaagghhhh!!!

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Soxl 50$ eow

Year of the Tiger, Month of the Bull begins

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He we go

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not even yourself?!

> Why did I do something I don't understand this is BULLSHIT wahhhh wahhhh

nope

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Can't find, just know that Josh was had a +300% oil fund last year and he didn't like Suncor, and Suncor fucking sucked in comparison to other oil companies

SAVA. Hahaha.

thanks

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS DIPPING 0.00001% FUCK FUCK FUCK

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long goog
long STX / WDC

Short GME
Short EBAY

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Selling premiums allow you to know in advance your return on capital.

DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC

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You must not have enough capital to be doing that properly.

>Black history month
>Month of the Bull
kek. Feb confirmed for green.

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And just like that, the user that bought the 60 contracts of weekly KO calls yesyetday portfolio is ruined.

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Thanks for reminding me. I was gonna sell those SAVA call spreads today.

>women

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why the F*CK would you buy some boomer shit like that who are the "people" on this board

how many shares of SOXL do i need to get these two?

Because that's all the info you ever share.
An "assumption" would be that you own anything else. Imagine being confused over this when you're the one posting the info kek
Did you mean to reply to someone else?

bears are not allowed to cum

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bobo r u ok?

Those are men (he/him).

Well considering SOXL's real value is $28 I'd say 40 for the pair.

this is not appropriate shopping attire and I would be forced to get the store management.

I think you can get both of them for 10 shares.

BTU +11.5%

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fags that lift to impress women are always called out
granted im just a tourist on Any Forums and was just once or twice on Any Forums for fun but here buying whores is glorified

jannie fucked those whores right up

maybe this will help them

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It was some user who just got approved for options on robinhood. He wouldn't listen. He didn't even know what strike or exp he bought til we made look and told him what to look for. He said watching a video about options was boring. We tried to tell him